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9 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago
A screenshot of a tweet that reads: "I hate it when I say 'suck my dick' and people say 'Oh but you don't have a dick,' you fools. Blithering idiots. I mean my soul dick. My metaphorical penis. I don't have a physical penis protruding from my body but the aura is there. Suck my spirit dick, peasant."
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    • Resignation

    3 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    A tweet from BCC News shows the text "BREAKING: Following his resignation, Boris Johnson has escaped to the sea." Below this text is an image of Boris Johnson running into the ocean on a beach.
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    • Uno

    11 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    A Twitter post from user 'wanye' with the text, "uno is based on luck unless I win then it's based on strategy and I'm a genius." The date of the tweet is 20/07/2020.
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    Mfs

    2 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago
    The image is a screenshot of a tweet that says: "mfs be like 'stop dickriding' idgaf im bouncin and creamin all up on it now what?"
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    • Diet

    30 views · Heroin Monkey · 5 months ago
    A tweet from user @papiko_114514 on a dark background. The tweet reads: "It's unfair how easy it is for men to diet 😡😡. Masturbate ↓ About 2g of semen come out ↓ Masturbate 500 times per day ↓ Lose 1kg. Wouldn't you lose 10kg if you'd continue this for 10 days??? 😡😡". Below the tweet, it says "3:55 PM · 2019/02/13 · Twitter for iPhone".
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    • Rapper

    7 views · TaylorSwiftBoat · 1 year ago
    A tweet saying "Chance the rapper dropped 'The Big Day' And America responded by having 3 straight mass shootings."
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    • Driver

    4 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    A screenshot of a Twitter post by user @smilingnodding. The post text reads: "Lyft driver is going double the speed limit, has a check engine light on, and is blasting Slipknot. I immediately took the wheel, crashed the car, and burned it down along with the Slipknot CD. #deathtoallposers"
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