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Toilet Memes

Stone

The image shows a close-up of a rustic stone toilet with a hole in the center, with grass visible through the hole. Above it reads: "J-Cole's Toilet. Too Humble."

Kiss

Ethan should give me an Australian kiss 🤭

A woman is shown lying on her back with her arms above her head. Above her image are the words "AUSTRALIAN KISS" followed by "EQUALS AN UPSTAIRS MIX... TOILET BOWL BALLSUCKER".

Shit

The image shows a text written on a wall or stall. The text reads: "I once took a shit in this stall, so thick and so firm it stood tall, it balanced on end that shit did not bend but fell over and scraped my left ball."

Diarrhea

A young person is sitting on a bench, looking at their phone. Below the image is text that asks "IS YOUR CHILD TEXTING ABOUT their diarrhea?" followed by a list of funny definitions for common texting abbreviations. For example, "brb = bathroom bonanza", "lol = lots of liquid", and "smh = so many hemorrhoids".

Movie

A message exchange shows the text 'I threw up in the toilet'. The second message says 'You ok?'. In response to that message, there is an image of the movie 'Up' inside of a toilet bowl. The last message says 'You're getting blocked if you keep that up'.

Memes

3 year old me on the toilet
waiting for my mom to
wipe my ass

Poop

Ghost poop

An image from the tv show "Unsolved Mysteries" with the text, "when you take a massive poop but when you wipe-and-check there's nothing on the tp".

Poop

A meme showing a character from Halo, a spartan in blue armor, saying "Wait, That's illegal". The text above the image reads "When you poop then wipe but nothings there".

Gordon Ramsay

A meme with a pink background and an image of Gordon Ramsay's face in the top right corner. The text on the image says, "build a gordon ramsay insult". The meme has three columns under the "this is you" format to build an insult, the columns are organized by digit of birth date or like.

Translation

The translation is correct. Toilet for disabled person shouldn't be called toilet. It should be:

A sign with the universal symbol for handicap accessibility, below which it reads "DEFORMED MAN TOILET".

Toilet Paper

A close-up image of Megamind with a slightly tilted head, looking directly at the viewer. The text "NO TOILET PAPER?" is superimposed at the top of the image.

Kitten

free him

An orange kitten is sitting in a white toilet bowl.

Ghost

The image shows a screenshot from a mobile game or a similar app. The user has to make a choice. On the left side, there is a toilet with a ghost sitting on it. On the right side, behind an open door, the head of Quagmire (from Family Guy) is visible. At the bottom of the screen, there are two choices:
"Ghost toilet."
"Quagmire toilet."

Style

The image shows a split view of a stylish bathroom. The left side shows a gold tissue dispenser and a gold flush button. The floor is blue with white specks. The toilet is white. The right side shows a silver tissue dispenser, a silver flush button, a white floor with light gray specks, and a white toilet. The walls are dark blue in both views. The text overlay reads: "Why is this toilet so f***ing stylish?"

Poop

Lete know in the comments

The image shows nine different positions of a person using a toilet. The positions are numbered 1 to 9 and 0. The text above the image asks: "How do you poop?"

Water

The image shows a close-up of Gru's face from the movie Despicable Me. He has wide, worried eyes and a slight, nervous smile. Above him is the text: "When you flush the toilet and the water starts rising".

Girl

fr

The image shows a comparison of how girls and boys deal with needing to pee. On top, it says "Girls: I must find a toilet, I need to pee." Below it are two cartoon animals, where one of them points and says "Aha! a Tree."

Animal

what the dawg doing

A pug sits on a toilet seat. Text overlay says, "Sorry, I pugged the toilet."

Camera

true

A cartoon fish with a shocked expression is sitting on a toilet with their pants down. They are in front of a laptop, and the text says, "I'm going to ask you to please turn on the camera and unmute the microphone". Me:

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