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Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a 4chan post. The post text describes how someone pirates a game, buys the company, deletes the pirated copies, and becomes CEO of the company to make his dream game. A Pepe the Frog smugly sips from a glass on the left.

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Elvis with his future wife, Priscilla, who was 14 at
the time they met
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"Tryna strike a chord, and it's prolly A-Minor"
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hayden green

quit stupid dont u think

The image shows two side-by-side photos of a cat. In the first image on the left, a black and white cat is looking forward with a neutral face. Below the cat, text reads: "FRIDAY, 4:59PM". In the second image on the right, a brown tabby cat is yawning with its mouth wide open. Below the cat, the text says: "FRIDAY, 5:00PM".

kiribaku

when the weekend goes by to fast

A white cat sits upright with its arms out to the side. The text on the image says, "AND JUST LIKE THAT *POOF* WEEKEND. GONE."

Toast ツ

A surveillance camera image of a room with tables. Two animated characters from the Pokemon series, Jessie and James of Team Rocket, are imposed on the image. Jessie is standing with her arms crossed, while James is holding a gun. The text overlay reads, "PREPARE FOR TROUBLE AND MAKE IT DOUBLE", along with a timestamp.

⭐️🌙✨SUNNA AHMAD✨🌙⭐️

Shocker

The image shows two panels. The first panel is a phone lock screen with the text "This person tried to unlock your phone at 03:37". The person is a drawing of a taco. The second panel shows a grey microphone looking shocked at a pink hand soap dispenser who is holding a phone. The soap dispenser has three dots in a speech bubble above it.

Big daddy2.0

Happens every time

The image shows a split-screen meme with two images side-by-side. The left side is labeled "What I thought it would look like" and depicts a man with a stylish, layered blonde hairstyle. The right side is labeled "What it actually looked like" and shows a child with a short, bowl-cut style haircut.

Wade

A four-panel comic strip. In the first panel, a figure says, "Sometimes I feel like I have no one to turn to". The second panel shows a figure with a mustache saying "That's not true! Your mother and I are always here." In the third panel, another figure with blonde hair confirms, "Your father's right! You can count on us!". The fourth panel shows the first figure looking into two mirrors, one showing the mother and one showing the father. The first figure says "Ahhh- Almost had it that time!".

Blach66.1

Its time i send a pic of myself, yes it actually me

A person dressed as a ghost with a white sheet and a decorated headband is walking, and a group of teenagers are standing in the background.

MisterDussel

Jesus got a revival

The image shows a young man with a bandage over his eyes and tears running down his face, juxtaposed with a picture of Jesus behind him. The text on the image reads: "1,000 Blind People See For The First Time MrBeast".

𝓼𝓸𝓷 𝓰𝓸𝓴𝓾

A screenshot of a text message exchange. The conversation starts with "Baby listen...", followed by "Say baby <3", then "Let's breakup". The sender replies "I wanted to say this from a long time ago, I thought it may hurt you, but you also feel the same let's breakup then, bye." The final message is "And marry <3 <3".

Rylee ੈ♡˳

on school days too..

A person with messy hair looking tired. The text on the image says: "When you go for a 20 minute nap and wake up 7 hours later."

Toast ツ

Anonymous

This happened many times in 2020-2021

The image is a two-panel meme using the Phil Swift Flex Tape format. The top panel shows a man labeled 'Democrats' happily standing next to a tank with a leak. The tank is labeled 'police in a republican state arrest somebody after they committed 3 murders'. The bottom panel shows a hand placing flex tape on a leak with the text 'he was black, they must be racist'.

✨Jassy✨

Send the numbers and i will answer honestly

A black and white image titled "ASK THE ADMIN" with the Instagram handle "IN.LOVE.WITH.BOOKSLIG" below it, followed by a list of 50 questions. Each question is numbered. There are heart symbols at the top corners of the image.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a cartoon of Thomas the Tank Engine with a human-like body with arms and legs, positioned as if crawling away. The text above reads: "IT WAS TIME FOR THOMAS TO LEAVE."

✨Jassy✨

😑😑

The image shows a light brown dog with a suspicious expression. The text on the image says "THAT'S SUSPICIOUS..." Above the dog, additional text reads "when u have no assignments due and time to relax."

Chexers

W BOBBYYYYYYYY

A cartoon image shows Bobby sitting at a table with a huge steak in front of him. He is cutting the steak with a knife and about to take a bite. The text on the image says: "Never forget the time Bobby got his heart broken by a vegetarian; and then - while looking her in the eye - demolished a 72 ounce steak in front of her. This act of spite was truly an inspiration."

Heroin Monkey

Monday
DECEMBER
Today was fucking dreadful.
Me and the boys were just watching porn on the
school computers in computer science. Nothing harmful.
You know how it goes, though. There's always s
bitch across the room, just waiting, dying to ruin the
fun.
Some
WHAT
GREG IS WATCHING
PORNOGRAPHY, MR
JIZZLE!
"PANT
PANT
THE
ZFUCK?!
The next time I see
snitch is fucking dead.
Patty, I swear to god, that
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✨Jassy✨

Me all the time

The image shows text at the top that says "Teacher: if you're stuck on a problem ask your partner. Me and my partner:". Below, two deer look over a green bush. A speech bubble near them says "...Now what?".

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