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MEME LORD
1 year ago
A picture of a chimpanzee with an open mouth and a dark background. The text above the image says: "When I finally become flexible enough to bend down and give myself top for the first time, but my dad catches me and helps me out instead."
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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago
    A line drawing shows a group of people at what looks like a party. Two of them are dancing, and one person is standing off to the side wearing a party hat and looking sad. The text says, "THEY CAN'T HEAR THE BEEP MY BOMB JUST MADE (ONE MINUET LEFT)".
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A four-panel image with three yellow smiley faces and a screenshot of a Wikipedia article. The first smiley face is smiling with two thumbs up and says 'hey so um'. The second smiley face is smiling and says 'there's this girl'. The third smiley face is turned upside down and says 'and um'. The fourth panel is a screenshot from Wikipedia about 'The Game (mind game)'. The text reads: "The Game is a mental game where the objective is to avoid thinking about The Game itself. Thinking about The Game constitutes a loss, which must be announced each time it occurs. It is impossible to win most versions."
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  • Cupツ
    1 year ago

    UHm idk -_-

    The text asks "What spends all the time on the floor but never gets dirty?" The answer is: "Your Shadow."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows the text 'Middle Eastern countries on their way to fight over the same piece of desert in the middle of nowhere for the 1000th time (the god poopenfarten said it belonged to them)' above an image of Thanos, with a sword, ready to fight.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A young man is speaking with a caption overlay that reads, "Me traveling back in time to September 11th, 2001 to warn people in New York that Pluto will lose its status as a planet." The Tiktok logo and handle @chizzy2dizzy is in the bottom right corner.
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  • Emma Stan
    1 year ago

    lol

    A three-panel image shows a conversation between three characters. The first panel depicts a woman with a headband asking, "Are you...one of those CHALLENGERS?". The second panel shows a young man saying, "Um, the doctor said I could be on the spectrum." The third panel shows a man with a black headband saying, "I DON'T KNOW what that is, but, on, all of it means, all time!" An American flag can be seen in the background of the first panel.
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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago

    Happens any time I'm sick or would be lyingg in bed all day for any reason

    A spotted dog is nestled in a bed, looking very comfortable.
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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago

    Let me slide into your dms....just dont ask about the towel

    A gold-colored trombone is lying in its case, partially covered by a white towel. There is a music book in the foreground, and the background is a plain carpet.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A Shoebill bird is standing in water surrounded by plants. Text overlayed on the image reads: "When bro says the 2 super powers he wants most are to freeze time and invisibility."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows a text that reads: "the cop who just shot me 12 times in the chest seeing the true power of the indomitable human spirit as I continue to walk towards him unfazed (I'm on methamphetamine)". Below the text is a cat with a wide eyed, slightly frightened expression.
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    Lostin Flowers
    1 year ago

    It's 5050

    The image displays text on a black background. It reads: "3,026 years from today, life will either be really good or really bad. It's 5050."
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    Germanuser
    1 year ago
    A close-up of a phone screen showing airplane mode icon, a battery icon and the time 9:11. Below the icons the text "Is my phone trying to tell me something 🤨" is placed.
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  • Jazzy💕
    1 year ago

    Lmao

    The image shows three laughing emojis above the text "Only a genius can say these four words four times really fast." Below that, the words "EYE, YAM, STEW, PEED" are displayed in red.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A man is crouching in a field with his arms outstretched. Above him, the text reads: "How life feels when you quit work and become a full-time alcoholic."
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  • Toast ツ
    1 year ago
    The image shows a comparison of a Rolex watch and a Godzilla watch. The Rolex watch is a gold wristwatch with a metal band on the left. On the right is a Godzilla-themed plastic watch. Below the watches there are three check marks and three crosses along with three statements: "Tells time," "Affordable," and "Godzilla." The Rolex gets a check mark for telling time, while the Godzilla watch gets a check mark for all three.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows a first-person view, looking down at the ground, as someone is being dragged. The text on top of the image reads, "Me getting dragged by the corpse I buried at 33°67.E*98'N at 5:32 AM 3/27/2023."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image depicts a text conversation where a time traveler goes back to 2001 and asks if it's before or after the 9/11 attacks. George Bush replies "Before" and a picture of a confused guy is shown, illustrating the traveler's reaction.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A man in a light blue shirt squats on a grassy hill with a city in the background. The text above him says, "How life feels when you quit work and become a full-time alcoholic."
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  • arsonisfun
    1 year ago

    real

    A close-up of a person's face with large, dark eyes. The image is grainy and blue-tinted. The text "oh shit it's 4am" is at the top.
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