New This Memes - Page 42 - Worst Jokes Ever

Site

10 views · AverageDayInOhio · 3 years ago

this is a L site now

The image shows the flag of Ohio in the center of a black background.

Company

57 views · TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

Man I hate it when companies do this crap, now you can't commit toaster bath anymore

A silver toaster is floating in space with a galaxy background. Text is written over the image: "New waterproof toaster."

House

TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

The mistletoaster

A photo of a toaster hanging from a ceiling, serving as a mistletoe. The text says: "Man this house ain't got enough outlets. what if we kissed under the mistletoaster".

Technology

2 views · TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

Fine I'll soon turn this wasteland of a page into r/Admech and r/AdeptusMechanicus habitable sites by myself

The image shows two panels of a character that looks like a TechPriest from Warhammer 40k. The top panel has the text: "Use newly invented weapons that are superior than your current ones to assist the Imperium." The bottom panel has the text: "Putting them in storage for hundreds of years so you can claim that you can 'Rediscover Old Technology'."

Bf

1 view · 🌺 FLOWER🌺 · 3 years ago

THIS IS MY BF

A blurry photo shows a person, with curly dark hair, holding a smartphone and taking a selfie. The text says: "THIS IS MY BF"

Self

1 view · CUTE BOY😝 · 3 years ago

THIS IS ME

A photo of a person with curly hair, holding a phone and standing in front of a mirror with the text 'THIS IS ME'.

Hoodie

CUTE BOY · 3 years ago

THIS IS ME

A person with long brown hair is wearing a blue hoodie with the hood pulled over their head, obscuring their face. Only their mouth is visible. The background shows a classroom with 'WELCOME' written on the wall.

Selfie

1 view · CUTE BOY · 3 years ago

THIS IS ME

A girl with wavy brown hair wearing glasses and a blue sweatshirt looks at the camera. The image has a slightly soft focus and uses warm lighting.

Quiz

26 views · I'm ¨not¨ drunk · 3 years ago

Very interesting

The image shows a psychopathy quiz result. It says "Psychopathy Likely" and the score is 20 out of 24. It says that the quiz was answered consistently with people who score high on measures of psychopathy and psychopathic behavior, which suggests the person likely has psychopathic tendencies.

Parent

28 views · Lostin Flowers · 3 years ago

Worst punishment of all

A chalkboard with the text: “QUOTE OF THE DAY. ‘REMEMBER WHEN WE CRIED AS KIDS AND OUR PARENTS SAID ‘I’LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT’?-WE THOUGHT THEY WERE GOING TO SMACK US, BUT INSTEAD THEY DESTROYED THE HOUSING MARKET, QUADRUPLED COLLEGE TUITION FEES, MELTED THE ICE CAPS AND VOTED BREXIT.’ - ANON.”

Battery

24 views · Anonymous · 3 years ago

*Sniffs kids*

The image shows a toy action figure box with the text SLEEPY JOE ACTION FIGURE written on it. Inside the box, there is a depiction of Joe Biden with his head slumped forward. Below it, the text reads BATTERIES *NOT* INCLUDED and a warning that the item contains socialism. Below that in a separate text box, is the text JUST ADD AAA BATTERIES AND HE SHITS HIS PANTS. In the upper right corner it reads NEW FOR CHRISTMAS: THE SLEEP JOE INACTION FIGURE. There is a red and white target circle with a blue dart to the right of the figure box.

Dog

COOL EMO GIRL 💖 · 3 years ago

THIS MY DOG

A picture of a large grey pitbull dog and a smaller grey pitbull puppy. The puppy is licking the larger dog's face.

Selfie

1 view · COOL EMO GIRL 💖 · 3 years ago

THIS IS ME

A person with dark hair and a mask takes a selfie with a phone. The phone has a dragon on the cover. The person is wearing a black top and a chain. The text "THIS IS ME" is displayed.

Kitten

5 views · NICE B*TCH · 3 years ago

THIS IS ME ALL DAY

A tabby kitten is curled up and sleeping on a blue surface.

Selfie

5 views · COOL GIRL😜 · 3 years ago

THIS IS ME

A person takes a selfie in a mirror, showing their reflection.

Guardian Angel

14 views · Lostin Flowers · 3 years ago

👼😞

A statue of an angel with its hand over its face, looking disappointed. The text reads, "I have a feeling that My guardian angel sometimes looks at me like this."

Sleep

12 views · Anonymous · 3 years ago

Sleep paralysis for the first time and this is what I see except it's face and body is way more stringy and hollow.

An oil painting depicts a person in bed, looking scared, and two ghostly, pale figures looming over them. One figure is above and the other is below the bed. The upper ghostly figure has a skull-like face with a long, thin mouth and hair flowing behind it.

Cat

13 views · COOL B*TCH · 3 years ago

WHY THIS

The image is a two-panel meme. The top panel shows a close-up of a cat with wide eyes looking upwards in a state of surprise. The bottom panel shows a drawing of a face with wide eyes and an open mouth in an exaggerated expression of shock. The text 'WHY THIS' is on top of the image.

Selfie

COOL B*TCH · 3 years ago

THIS IS ME

A portrait of a person with curly dark hair. The background is a blurred wall with windows.

Math

38 views · COOL BRO · 3 years ago

LOL LOOK AT THIS OMG

The image shows the word "MATH" in large, white letters centered on a black background. Below it, in slightly smaller white letters, it says "Mental Abuse To Humans."