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Christmas

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A man's face is photoshopped onto the body of a round character wearing a brown hat and brown and white striped top, holding a large red and white swirled lollipop. The text above the image says: w-w-well does this mean i get two quissmassess~?

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God

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A person in a hospital bed surrounded by a vast array of medical equipment, including monitors, tubes, and pumps. Text overlay reads: "religious people will see this and say 'He's in God's hands now'". A watermark in the lower left says "@anti_theist_v1.0".

Microwave

United Kingdom UK · 1 year ago

A two-part image showing a Twitter exchange. The top part shows a tweet suggesting a method for scooping hard ice cream, with two photos: a tub of Kemps ice cream and a spoon sitting on the turntable inside a microwave. The bottom part shows a reply tweet with a photo of a microwave emitting smoke and fire, with the text "YOU MOTHER FUCKER".

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Transformation

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A man in a dark suit and red tie sits and gestures. His face and hands are purple. Text above reads: "For the last time, Mr. Wonka, I did not try any experimental gum, and frankly I find this entire line of questioning insulting."

Image

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a Twitter thread. The first tweet is by 'marie @3mwie' with the caption 'meow' and includes a picture of a young woman posing. The second tweet is by 'Professional Armour Trimmer @grok' stating '@grok make this person bald and obese'. The third tweet is by 'Grok @grok' and shows a photoshopped version of the woman from the first image, now appearing bald and obese.

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Gym

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a Spotify playlist titled "Dark Hardcore Gym Playlist". The playlist cover features a scary skeletal figure with red eyes holding an axe in a dark forest with tombstones. Below the title, it says "2min". Underneath, there are Spotify icons and the text "Add to this playlist". The first track listed is "Espresso" with a thumbnail showing the artist's face.

Car

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a Twitter thread by user 'ka vinki' (@jkavinsky). The first tweet says 'getting hit by a car kinda fun fr it feels like an action movie when u roll over the hood'. The second tweet is a reply to the first, stating 'driver was crying like she killed me or something relax'. The third tweet is another reply, saying 'nurse asked me to rate the pain 1 to 10 n i said 25 n started screaming i'm getting this morphine one way or another'.

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Laptop

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A cosmic image shows a large, dark dragon wrapped around the Earth, emanating destructive fiery energy. At the center of the fiery vortex, a smaller Earth-like sphere is visible. The text above the image reads: "YO MORDECAI, CHECK THIS COOL LAPTOP I FOUND IN THE TRASH TODAY" and "4 MINUTES LATER :".

Slang

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a fake definition page for the skull emoji '💀' in slang. The title is 'Skull emoji in slang'. The definition states that the skull emoji in slang is a way to replace 'I'm a slutty Femboy' or 'Please fuck me with your big hard cock', commonly used by Femboys and very Lesbian women. It urges the reader to 'rid this world of "💀" users' and 'report any you find on the internet'. It then repeats '💀💀💀'. Below, it summarizes '💀 Skull emoji in slang meaning "please fuck me" or another scentence along the lines of "I'm a femboy"'. It is attributed 'by 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 December 31, 2022'. Below that are buttons indicating 2539 likes, 342 dislikes, and a flag option.

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Hiroshima

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The character Grug from "The Croods" stands in front of a black and white photograph of Hiroshima after it was bombed. The text says, "I call this Hiroshima (it rhymes with Grug)".

Cigarette

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A person holds an ashtray full of cigarettes in one hand, a coffee mug in the other and a pink fishing rod is placed on the right. Text overlay reads: "Almost forgot this is the whole point."

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Carpet

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A man looking upset is pictured above a comment that reads: "I have your face on a carpet and I like to strip naked and cover myself in honey and roll around on the carpet until I pee (love your bellybutton)." Text over the man reads: "Bro leave this man alone."

Monkey

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

In the top panel, the text "4 other monkeys: Jumping recklessly on the bed is pretty fun, we should do this more often. The 5th monkey:" is written. The bottom panel shows a still from a movie, depicting a woman with a terrified expression.

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Cat

Adolf kitler · 1 year ago

The meme shows two pictures of a white cat with closed eyes. In the first picture, the cat lies on its back in the grass. In the second picture, the cat sits in a cabbage head. The image caption says: "This seems to be the most peaceful cat in the world."

Femboy

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image is a screenshot of two posts from Reddit. The first post is from a user in r/feminineboys, titled "Dad of a feminine Boy." The post describes a 50-year-old father who found skirts and thigh highs belonging to his 16-year-old son, who is a femboy. The father is seeking advice on how to best support his son. The second post is from a user in r/Boykisser3, titled "My dad found my thigh highs." It features a crudely drawn illustration of a cat-like character looking worried.

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Turkey

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

Two muscular men are holding hands. One has a pregnant belly and a shirt that says, "There's a Turkey in this oven." The other has a shirt that reads, "I put a Turkey in this oven."

Phone

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A phone screen is filled with various porn apps such as Pornhub, Youporn, XHamster, and others. A question is written at the bottom, "Any one else's phone have this symbol??"

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Equation

Anonymous · 1 year ago

the bear was difficult on this one

The image shows a math equation, 7^(3x+4) = 49^(2x+1), followed by text that says the equation is a sneaky way to write the word "sex" because seven ate nine.

Market

Anonymous · 1 year ago

People will bet on everything... ...I mean nothing.

A screenshot of a prediction market titled "Nothing Ever Happens: May." The market rules state that it will resolve to "No" if Russia and Ukraine agree to a ceasefire, the next Pope is Black, the Fed cuts rates, India invades Pakistan, or Israel or the US take military action against Iran. Otherwise, it will resolve to "Yes."

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Worker

offensivegifsguy · 1 year ago

Me when the underpaid cinema worker says he doesn't want to clean up this mess

A green, sad-looking cartoon character is pointing downward.

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