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Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of comments on a social media platform. The first comment praises VR for experiences like boxing, zombie apocalypse, lightsaber fights, and 'porn' (represented by a corn emoji). A reply asks 'Which porn?' The original commenter responds, explaining they accidentally clicked 'for women' thinking it was 'four women' and ended up with a 'boner' (represented by an eggplant emoji) in their virtual face, describing it as the 'Gayest experience' of their life.

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Face mcshooty

A computer-generated image shows a wall of water crashing onto a land area with some green vegetation. The image contains the text, "Me releasing my bucket into a retirement home so the old people will think they're in the titanic."

Face mcshooty

The image shows a screenshot from a video with the text "Omni-man: "I think I miss my wife." Powerplex's son:" written on it.

Heroin Monkey

A cartoon image features a zombie and a plant from "Plants vs. Zombies" relaxing on the grass. The text reads: "How life feels when you stop caring what people think. Sorry, wrong image."

Adolf Nigler

Quora asking the real questions.

A screenshot of a list of related questions on Quora about the KKK (Ku Klux Klan) and other groups or figures such as the IRA, white supremacists, Donald Trump, the Knights of Columbus, Asians, Satanists, and Native Americans.

𝗚𝘂𝗺𝗺𝗶𝗯𝗮̈𝗿𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗻

A multi-paneled image. The top panel shows a diagram with arrows indicating the relationship between dinosaurs, dinosaur bones, and fossil fuels, and then from petroleum and polypropylene plastic to plastic dinosaurs. The bottom panel shows a couple lying in bed. The woman is looking at the man with a suspicious expression, with the caption "I bet he's thinking about other girls." The man is staring at the ceiling with the caption "Plastic Dinosaurs are real Dinosaurs."

Heroin Monkey

A man sits on a train looking reflective while a quote about the "itsy bitsy spider" is superimposed on the image.

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a 4chan conversation. The first anonymous poster says, "I think I'm into femboys with vaginas, how do you call that?" The second anonymous poster replies with, "that's called a woman you dumb motherfucker. you stupid fucking ape."

Face mcshooty

A man in a suit is pictured with the text: "What if alcohol was addicted to me and I'm just a victim? Did you ever think of that?"

A Star Wars Fan

The image consists of two black-and-white illustrations of men wearing tuxedos. The left panel is captioned, "How you think you look when a flashlight is taken." The right panel is captioned, "How you really look."

Heroin Monkey

A screen capture of a video shows a person standing in front of a building, with text overlaying the image that reads: "how I budget $15K/MONTH ALLOWANCE as a 19 y.o. Ivy League student NYC." Below the video, a comment reads: "I think you should take your own life."

Heroin Monkey

The meme shows a Twitter post with a photo of a damaged gaming chair. The poster wonders if the wear is normal, jokingly suggesting that their roommate's rear end might have teeth.

Lil’ bro

A person with their eyes closed and the text "Let me think."

Adolf Nigler

A meme with the text "Do you think Explain-r can read this?" written in a variety of fonts, colors and angles.

Nico Di Anglo

if ykyk

The image is a list of demigods making puns with Nico telling them to stop.

Anonymous

Shitpost-master general

A two-panel comic shows a white anthropomorphic wolf wearing a red apron standing behind a table and asking a black anthropomorphic rabbit reading a menu: "So, what type of pasta do you recommend?" In the second panel, the wolf, smiling, says, "I think fagottini would be your type," while the rabbit looks surprised and holds up a card with a rainbow flag on it.

Anonymous

Shitpost-master general

A meme featuring Dr. House with a wall of pill bottles in the background. The text reads: "Slur? I think you'll find I pronounced it very clearly."

LtPancakes98

guys, my cat is a communist check yours for signs right away

A drawing of a cat wearing a hat and collar reminiscent of communist propaganda. The text on the image reads: "So, you think your cat's a communist."

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Willy b

A picture of Charlie Harper from the TV show Two and a Half Men sitting on a couch. The text on the image says, "Always buy a bigger bottle than you think you'll need. Better be safe than sober" - Charlie Harper

Face mcshooty

A screen capture of a manga character with a shocked expression, accompanied by the text, "When you're talking to bro for the past 5 minutes and then hear 'bro i think your mic is muted'"

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