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wonder if he's thinking about me
I need to reach that tree before that
car or I'll die

Heroin Monkey

A black car with paw prints on the hood. The text above the car reads: "I think a large frog was here maybe even a toad."

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The image consists of three panels stacked vertically. The first panel shows a portrait of Isaac Newton, with the text "I don't think you understand the gravity of this situation." The second panel shows a portrait of Albert Einstein with the text "I believe I'm relatively aware of it." The third panel shows a portrait of Charles Darwin, with the text "Guys! Don't let this evolve into a huge argument."

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Well.

A news headline reads: Missouri teens steal what they think is cocaine, end up snorting their grandfather's ashes. Below, a young man's mugshot is shown, and under that a comment says: How much did they snort? Half a gran?

✨Jassy✨

Like if you can relate and comment if you think this is funny

The image consists of two panels. The top panel shows a text saying "7 y/o me in my dad's car: Dad, I wanna turn on the light. Can I press this button?" with an image of a hand about to press a car light button. The bottom panel shows a text saying "My dad:" with an image of the character Rocket Racoon from the movie Guardians of the Galaxy saying "No!! That's the button that will kill everyone".

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a scene of chaos with two men and furniture flying around, with explosions. The text on the image reads: "I think what Isra*I doing is wro..." My home appliances:

Smãll Kîng Dãvîd

Question and answer 🙄

A cartoon drawing shows a mother standing at a door, asking her son where he is going. The son, with a backpack, sarcastically replies that he is going to heaven, since he is clearly in his school uniform.

𐌋𐌉Ꝋ𐌍 𐌊𐌉𐌍Ᏽ

An elderly woman with glasses is squinting at a laptop screen while holding her fingers in a way that looks like she is pinching something. Above her head is the text 'I THINK' and below is 'I SPIDER'.

Heroin Monkey

A black and white image shows a large T-Rex holding a machine gun standing next to a Jeep-like vehicle and some soldiers. The text says, "Historical footage of the last T-Rex serving his country in WWI". Another text below states, "But isn't that a Jeep? And the T-Rex is holding a Browning M2? Which wasn't used until 1933... So I think this footage is actually of WW2".

tabs1528

Three figures in armor, including Napoleon and Hitler. One figure says, "Me, going out without my jacket," while the text below reads, "thinking it's not gonna be that cold."

Heroin Monkey

A USB drive is made to look like a KitKat bar. The text says: "These kids think they gonna get candy tonight when really I'm handing out 80 hours audio on why count dooku was actually a good guy."

Ness Plays

Why?

A man and a woman are lying in bed next to each other. The woman is looking at the man and thinking, "I bet he's thinking about other women." The man is looking up and thinking, "Why is a pizza box a square, the pizza a circle, and the slices are triangles?"

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a B-52 Stratofortress taking off. The text on the image reads: "I am not a toy. I am not a Christmas present. I am a 100 year commitment. Please think hard before you give someone a B-52 Stratofortress this Christmas."

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

The image shows a Twitter thread. Ernie Keebler tweets about getting an email from a Nigerian prince and not being sure how sending 900 Fudge Stripes will help. Jacob replies positively, mentioning the good marketing. Ernie responds positively to Jacob and Jacob then responds to Ernie with "suck my cock ernie keebler".

Galokin

The image shows two frames of a cartoon man standing next to a display stand with a velvet rope barrier. In the first frame, the man is smiling and gesturing towards the display stand with the caption "This is where I put my jokes". In the second frame, the man is frowning and looking frustrated with the caption "if I could think about new ones".

GG Miller

I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes

A yellow minion with one eye and blue overalls stands on the left. To the right, there is a text that begins: "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals..." and continues with a long, aggressive monologue.

Jazzy💕

This one is for Ethan (I'm with stupid)

OOPS I THINK
WE ARE LOST
JUST ASK THE
PEOPLE IN THE BUILDING

Heroin Monkey

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www.bridgewatercurlingclub.com
U THINK U CAN
HURT MY FELINGS
I USED TO HOLD
THE FLESHLIGHT
FOR MY DAD
RESER
PARK

Kai :)

this guy randomly messaged me, but i legit have no idea who tf he is lmao

Cocel 😮💨

The image shows a comparison of how a person thinks they look when they cry versus how they actually look. The top image shows a woman with a slightly sad look. The bottom image shows a baby with a distorted face crying with mucus running out of its nose.

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