New That Memes - Page 29 - Worst Jokes Ever

Chuck Norris

21 views · I'm The NIGGA You Dream Of · 2 years ago

So that's why...

A picture of Chuck Norris with the text "CHUCK NORRIS HAS BEEN TO MARS. THAT'S WHY THERE ARE NO SIGNS OF LIFE."

Harry Potter

16 views · Centrebro · 2 years ago

HARRY POTTER MEMES

The image contains a collage of different scenes and text from the Harry Potter movies. In one image, Umbridge says 'ADMIT IT. YOU WANTED HER DEAD MORE THAN VOLDEMORT!' Another image contains Dumbledore saying 'I'M SORRY ABOUT YOUR PARENTS, BUT NO SPELL CAN REAWAKEN THE DEAD, HARRY. I TRUST YOU KNOW THAT. EXCEPT FOR THE TIME TURNER. WE'LL USE THAT TO SAVE BUCKBEAK.' Another image says 'Neville's parents... They suffered something worse than death. What?' Another image shows Voldemort with the text 'VOLDEMORT IS AFTER SOMETHING. SOMETHING HE DIDN'T HAVE LAST TIME. A NOSE?' Another image shows Harry and Ron with Hermione, and the text 'I HAVE MY ARMY' 'WE HAVE NOSES'. Another image shows a random woman saying 'ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS RUN STRAIGHT INTO THAT BRICK WALL OVER THERE AND YOU'LL END UP ON PLATFORM 9 AND 3/4. RANDOM WOMAN YOU'VE JUST MET TELLS YOU TO RUN INTO A BRICK WALL IN ORDER TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE.' and 'SOUNDS LEGIT'. Another image asks 'Why is the Ravenclaw symbol an eagle? What other animal would you want it to be?'. and 'maybe, a Raven?'. The last image has the text 'HOW TO BUILD A PREST'

Cleverbot

3 views · ADHD autist · 2 years ago

Cleverbot being honest and a bit confused. 😂

A screenshot of a chat with Cleverbot. The conversation goes like this: It's okay, most people do feel like they're mean sometimes, even if they're not. Well good night! It's 2:40 pm. Here it is 11:17. I need filter when I speak, because I can be unintentionally rude sometimes. I'm just too honest. That's fked. How do I know who is you and who is me?

Face reveal

32 views · garytherudemanfromnextdoorxx · 2 years ago

that pig looks very tasty xx

A close-up of a person's face with a pig's nose and snout digitally added. The text above the face says "Technoblade face reveal". There is a landscape in the background.

Adolf Hitler

25 views · blach66 · 2 years ago

Help

A screenshot of a chat. At the top is a video of a child stating "I AM ADOLF HITLER. COMMANDER OF THE THRID REICH. LITTLE KNOWN FACT ALSO DOPE ON ZE MIC." Underneath, the chat continues with "Bro getting horny. And that's his little sister too. Exactly. Alabama go wild."

Life

9 views · ✨Jassy✨ · 2 years ago

The image shows a meme with text and an image of a man's face floating in a blue cloudy sky. The text reads 'Me: honestly, it's not like things can really get any worse, so there's that. Life:'. The face is looking with a comical expression.

Side

11 views · Daddy Cock · 2 years ago

As a Samoan i caann confirm that were only have a couple sides of us mad funny angry and dedicated

The image shows a two-part meme. The top part features a smiling Shrek with the text "HAPPY SAMOAN" below him. The bottom part shows a raging Hulk with the text "ANGRY SAMOAN" underneath.

Anime

149 views · Doom Slayer · 2 years ago

they said they hated anyone who liked anime and that they were gonna hurt them

A cartoon character with big eyes is pointing a gun directly at the viewer. The text on the image reads: "IMMA SHOOT YOU WITH MY GLOCK POP POP POP AND NOW YOU DROP".

Lip

17 views · Advice · 2 years ago

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The image contains the text: DON'T BITE YOUR LIP OR YOU'LL FIND YOURSELF SLAMMED AGAINST THE WALL WITH MY HANDS PRESSED BETWEEN YOUR LEGS. SO UNLESS YOU WANT THAT, DON'T BITE YOUR FUCKING LIP. The text is in pink on a black background.

Math Teacher

King bob · 2 years ago

A man with a hat and sunglasses is smoking a cigarette. Above him is the text: "Bro your math teacher is in that house."

Math Teacher

3 views · King bob · 2 years ago

Math teacher

A screenshot from a Reddit post. It says "Math Teacher Finally Gets A Nuke! (Thanks for all the tips!)" and comments on the player's accuracy and strategy.

Girl

44 views · Bozo · 2 years ago

SO TRUE

The image shows a collection of items and phrases associated with a loud, annoying girl at school. The text reads: "Annoying loud girl at school." Items include a black hoodie with "Thrasher" on it, a bag of Takis, a can of Arizona iced tea, a gold nameplate necklace that says "Tammy", black Nike slides, and a hand with long pink nails. Some phrases include: "HEY BESTFRIENDD!!" "BESTFRANNNN", "What you staring at for", "Always fighting", and "That's on periodt sis". The image also includes a photo of a girl. The text "Loudest person at 7am" is at the bottom.

Repeat

HydrousAxolotl · 3 years ago

A buff, muscular, pale, humanoid character with an intense facial expression and a white cloth belt, asks "could you repeat that?"

Screen

52 views · Rockship2910 · 3 years ago

What happened to my screen...

The image shows a blue computer screen with a simple face made of parentheses, dots, and an underscore. Below the face are the words "I don't know WHAT the fuck is going on." This is followed by "Good luck searching for it online though." and "Here's a useless number that Google has no results for. Try Bing."

Babe

22 views · Anonymous · 3 years ago

The image is a reaction meme. The text on top shows a conversation between two people. The first says: 'babe you mad??' The second replies: 'nah I'm good'. The first one says 'Okay'. Then the second one replies: 'See that's your problem, you don't fuckin care'. The text ends with 'Me:' and then an image of Jerry, the cartoon mouse, looking shocked with the text 'Nigga what' on the bottom.

Phone

16 views · Daddy dick · 3 years ago

Sad so sad

The image shows Shrek with tired eyes and a displeased expression. The text above him reads, "When you wake up to find that your phone wasn't charging all night:".

Comedy

48 views · T.walk1992 · 3 years ago

The image shows a screenshot of an article titled "Why is millennial humor so weird?" and includes the text, "Comedy that appeals to young people can be surreal and dark—and completely meaningless." Below is a stylized cartoon of a character in a YouTube video titled "Chernobyl After The Nuclear Explosion - Full Documentary".

Sex

388 views · Daddy dick · 3 years ago

💀😂

The image depicts a conversation where a 6-year-old child looks at their mom's ID card, specifically the sex designation "F". The child laughs and when asked why, they state, "I can't believe you're so bad in sex that you failed in it." The image finishes with the text: "Husband died laughing."

Scene

2 views · Manga fan · 3 years ago

Meme:

The meme is a two-panel image comparing the perceived speed of Murata's current artwork to his past artistic process. The top left panel depicts a scene from the anime with the text "the scene". Below, another image labeled "the cameraman" shows a man with a camera looking surprised. The right panel shows the text "People: How is Murata drawing that quickly recently? Murata 3 years ago:" followed by a picture of Murata and the text "EVERY SINGLE DAY!!! 100 DOODLES, 100 SKETCH-BOOKS, 100 PAGES, AND 10 KILOMETERS WORTH OF LINES".

Carpenter

93 views · Anonymous · 3 years ago

Hopefully you all had a happy Easter. I did not do anything

A cartoon image of Tom the cat wearing a roman helmet and reading a newspaper with a surprised expression on his face. The text above reads: "when that hippie jewish carpenter you literally just crucified is walking around talking to people."