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Evil Duck Lords Of America

A digital rendering depicts a yellow duck standing in a dimly lit room, with a sword slightly visible behind it. A speech bubble above the duck reads: "I'm not gonna ask you again: where are the grapes?"

Thoughtless

A screenshot of a series of tweets. The first tweet is from Santa Decides stating that Technoblade is on the nice list and Dream is on the naughty list. The second tweet by essaHQ mentions Technoblade's sword, the "orphan obliterator". The third tweet by milk says that the sword is the reason why he is on the nice list. The fourth tweet is by Vossl who says to bless Technoblade for reuniting the orphans with their parents.

Heroin Monkey

A woman's mugshot below a newspaper headline that reads, "'Long Live Chairman Mao!' woman shouts as she decapitates her landlord with a Samurai Sword for raising her rent."

Anonymous

In a digitally created image, a tall werewolf figure with a sword and shield stands in front of a storm with the text: "stay behind me kitten... it's gonna get wild."

Heroin Monkey

A multi-panel image featuring stills from "The Lord of the Rings" movies, with overlaid text. The first panel shows a cloaked figure asking, "Who are you?" The second panel shows Aragorn declaring, "I am Aragorn, King of Gondor." The third panel shows the cloaked figure replying, "I didn't vote for you." The fourth panel shows Aragorn stating, "I was given Andúril by Elrond, Lord of Rivendell." The fifth panel shows the cloaked figure responding, "Listen, strange elf lords distributing swords is no basis for a system of government." The sixth panel shows Aragorn yelling, "Shut up!" The final panel shows the cloaked figure shouting, "Help! Help! I'm being repressed!"

♢ Shy Dragon ♢

A tattoo on an arm shows a pen and a sword crossed. A banner under them reads: "THE PEN IS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD".

Heroin Monkey

A person is holding a rifle modified into a bow which shoots swords. The text says "AN ASSAULT RIFLE BOW THAT FIRES SWORDS Your argument is invalid".

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a series of panels from a movie with text overlay. The first panel shows a character in dark clothing asking, "Who are you?". The next panel shows a character with long hair, stating "I am Aragorn, King of Gondor". The third panel has the same long haired character, but the text says: "I didn't vote for you." followed by: "I was given Anduril by Elrond, Lord of Rivendell". The fourth panel says: "Listen, strange elf lords distributing swords is no basis for a system of government." and shows a character with a sword, the next panel below this one shows the same character shouting: "Shut up!". In the last panel the character says: "Help! Help! I'm being repressed!"

Wade

The image shows a two-panel scene. In the first panel, a man with a Deadpool mask is impaled by a sword. The text "OH NO!" is present. In the second panel, a baby with a Deadpool mask is shown. The text says "ANYWAY". There is a crowd of blurry figures in the background.

Silly Sonka

Algorithim meme

The meme consists of three panels. The first panel shows a character from The Simpsons, Moe, holding a sword and pulling another character by the collar. In front of them stands a Mike Wazowski character with a grumpy face. In the second panel, only Moe is visible with the sword. In the third panel, Moe is looking back, and the Mike Wazowski character is peeking from behind a corner.

Grizzlymilk

A black t-shirt with a graphic in the center that reads, "I LOVE MINERS". The graphic shows the video game characters Steve and Alex from Minecraft, with Steve holding a pickaxe and Alex holding a sword.

✨Jassy✨

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The image is a comparison of angry mothers in anime and in real life. The top panel shows an anime girl with a pouting face. The bottom panel shows two women with a large sword. The text in the image is "Angry moms in anime:" and "Angry moms in real life:".

COOL GIRL😜

ko

A figure in a dark cloak with a hood stands in a red forest holding a sword.

Manga fan

Meme:

A movie poster with a female character with black hair and red eyes and red clothes with a sword, it says "Disney Muzan". The poster looks like the original movie poster of "Mulan"

Manga fan

Meme:

The image shows two characters. On the left, a robot-like figure with a human face labelled "Haganezuka" is standing by a table. On the right, Tanjiro, with an expression of horror, is labeled "Tanjirou who just broke his sword."

mariotime

friends

The image shows a cartoon of Dream from Minecraft peering out from behind a wooden wall and next to him is a picture of a Minecraft scene with BadBoyHalo holding a sword and GeorgeNotFound behind him. The text on the image says "I see a dreamer".

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The image is a two-panel comparison. The left panel is labeled "Angry Moms in Anime" and shows an anime character looking surprised and flushed. The right panel is labeled "Angry Moms in Real Life" and depicts a woman wielding a large sword in a threatening manner.