Sunglasses memes

What did the woman on the beach say to Michael Jackson? Hey, get out of my sun!

My dad brought me some sunglasses, but it still wasn't enough to keep my son out of my life.

A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch. A woman passing by remarks, "If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady." He replies, "If you were any sort of a sexy lady, the hat would lift by itself."