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In a digitally created image, a tall werewolf figure with a sword and shield stands in front of a storm with the text: "stay behind me kitten... it's gonna get wild."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a green cartoon character with red eyes. Below the image is text of a story about a date gone wrong, ending with the line "That's my story of how I got cockblocked by motherfucking al qaeda."

Heroin Monkey

The meme shows three different people. The first panel shows J.K. Rowling, with the text "Has a good idea and writes a book". The second panel shows George R.R. Martin, with the text "Has a good idea and writes a book". The third panel shows J.R.R. Tolkien, with the text "Creates a language, feels like it needs a story and writes a book".

Heroin Monkey

A cartoon scene shows Perry the Platypus wielding a lightsaber against Dr. Doofenshmirtz, who is also wielding a lightsaber. The text above reads: "Gonna tell my kids this was Yoda VS Count Dooku"

mariotime

toy story meme

The meme shows Woody and Buzz Lightyear from Toy Story. Above them is the text "WHEN YOU FIND OUT", and below them is "YOU HAVE NO MONEY."

Chri5

Explosion in background

A four-panel comic shows a crying man with glasses saying "You need to be more inclusive and tell LGBTQ stories to your children!!" A buff, bearded man replies "OK." In the next panel, the crying man is even more upset. The buff man says to a small boy "Son, this is the story of Sodom and Gomorrah..." An explosion is in the background.

Anonymous

In a classical painting style, Jesus is sitting and talking to a group of people. Text overlaid on the image says, "SO I WAS LIKE, 'YO ABRAHAM, YOU SHOULD SACRIFICE YOUR SON.' THEN I WAS LIKE, 'WOAH, I WAS JUST KIDDING, BRO'"

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A two-panel image. The first panel shows a young boy sitting on a couch, holding a mug, and smirking slightly. The second panel shows the same boy running away up a flight of stairs, his back to the camera. The text reads: "When you wanna tell your parents a story but you remember it was all illegal."

Heroin Monkey

A black and white cartoon drawing depicting a text written in a diary, describing how Patty got a secret out, and then the person was sent to the vice principal's office. Then, the person heard a bouncing noise, laughter, and giggling, followed by two voices sounding like they were having sex in school. A drawing of a person standing in front of lockers is below the text. Another line of text says, "I opened the door, and oh boy, you'll be surprised about who I saw." A number "2" is at the bottom of the page.

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Still from "The Iron Giant" animation movie with the Iron Giant looming over a beaten-up Peter Pan. The meme text reads: "Peter Pan when he raw dogged Tinkerbell too hard."

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the best ANIME joke ever!!

A panel with four anime characters. One is confused because someone thinks the manga "Bleach" is over. The first character asks 'You stop reading Bleach, because you thought Bleach is done?'. The second character asks 'What? Bleach is still ongoing?'. The third character asks 'What's Bleach?'. The fourth character answers 'Yah... I thought it's over 3 years ago...'.

GG Miller

I ALWAYS SAY THIS

A sad-looking minion is standing to the right. The text to the left reads: SAYING "NEVERMIND" BECAUSE YOU ARE TOO LAZY TO RE-EXPLAIN THE WHOLE STORY.

Heroin Monkey

A tweet by Sarah Cooper says: Titanic (1997). Scientist: Where's the diamond? Old lady: *three hour long story about how she lost her virginity*

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a conversation. One user asks another about their ethnicity. The second user replies that they were born in Nepal. The first user then asks if they speak Napoleon.

Heroin Monkey

A bearded man is writing in a notebook. Above him is text that says, "SCP writers writing an entry about a parking meter that causes the balls of everyone in a 200 meter radius to explode."

TechPriestGotDrip

The image shows four horizontal panels. On the left, each panel has text, the top being "WoW lore", the second "Elder Scrolls Lore", the third "Super Mario Lore", and the fourth "Bionicle Lore". On the right, each panel has a corresponding image of a progressively more elaborate brain scan. The top scan looks like a normal x-ray of a brain. The second has a green glowing section. The third has a bright light coming out of the brain, and the fourth is of a full body with a glowing core.

Heroin Monkey

1) buy a lobster
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My friend is in forensics and works on crime
scenes. They find a woman laying on the
bathroom floor with a head wound and live
baby shrimp on the floor with a smell of burnt
residue. After 3 days of investigation, they
figured out what happened.
Long story short, she bought a lobster from
the market. In the market, they feed the
lobster live baby shrimp until they're sold. This
woman brings the lobster home, inserts the
lobster's tail into her vagina, lights a lighter
and puts the flame towards the lobster's head,
so the lobster will frantically start shaking his
tail (which is inside her vagina), giving her the
jollies. Apparently she killed the lobster from
burning his head too long, the lobster, being
dead, voids his bowels, causing this lobster to
shit live baby shrimp into her vagina. This
woman then goes to pee and sees live baby
shrimp crawling out of her vagina, she freaks
out, falls, and cracks her head open on the
bathtub and dies.
it happened in Chicago in 2001
?
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14
1) wait for horny
Chicago 2001
"Lobster Love" Incident

Heroin Monkey

bro wtf is tihs ad

A video game ad showing a baby crawling away from a man in an orange shirt in a house. The text says, "Play Whos Your Daddy. Play Around In Your Two-Story House And Garden Packed With Potentially Dangerous Items. Sponsored. MaxLevelFun. Download"

Ruv_Fnf_Simp7256

Those fanfics be like:

The image shows two drawings of cartoon-like characters. The first one on the left has a yellow and orange color scheme with a sad face and the second one on the right has a dark-blue and black color scheme and a more mischievous expression.

Heroin Monkey

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Background
Pinyan's death
Investigation
Media reporting
Criminal charges, guilty plea, and
sentencing
Aftermath
"2 Guys 1 Horse"
Zoo
James Michael Tait and later
events of 2009-2010
Section 16.52.205 of the
Revised Code of Washington
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Enumclaw horse sex case
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The Enumclaw horse sex case was a series of incidents in 2005 involving Kenneth D. Pinyan, [2][3] an
engineer who worked for Boeing and resided in Gig Harbor, Washington; James Michael Tait, a truck
driver; Douglas Spink; and other unidentified men. Pinyan and Tait filmed and distributed zoophilic
pornography of Pinyan receiving anal sex from a stallion under the alias "Mr. Hands". [4][5] After engaging
in this activity on multiple occasions over an unknown span of time, Pinyan received fatal internal injuries
in one such incident.
The story was reported in The Seattle Times and was one of that paper's most read stories of 2005. [6][7]
Pinyan's death rapidly prompted the enactment of a bill by the Washington State Legislature that
prohibits both sex with animals and the videotaping of such an act. Under current Washington law,
bestiality is now a Class C felony punishable by up to five years in prison.[8]
As bestiality was legal in Washington state at the time, Tait was instead convicted of trespassing and was
sentenced to a one-year suspended sentence.
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In the 1970s, many statutes that had criminalized certain sex acts in various U.S. states were repealed,
largely since they had criminalized some consensual sex acts between adults that were no longer
considered appropriate to forbid (e.g., criminalizing all oral and anal sex). [9][10] In Washington state, a law
was repealed on July 1, 1976, that had said:
Every person who shall carnally know in any manner any animal or bird, or who shall carnally
know any male or female person by the anus or with the mouth or tongue; or who shall
voluntarily submit to such knowledge; or who shall attempt sexual intercourse with a dead
body, shall be guilty of sodomy...
Enumclaw horse sex case
Date
Location
Location of Enumclaw, Washington State
July 2, 2005; 18 years ago
Unincorporated area in King
County, Washington, United
States (near Enumclaw)
Bestiality
Туре
Cause
Cause of death:
Acute peritonitis caused by
traumatic perforation of the colon
Participants ⚫ Kenneth Pinyan (Mr.
Hands)[1]
Outcome
• James Michael Tait
• Douglas Spink
A stallion
Laws passed criminalizing
bestiality and zoophilic
pornography in Washington state

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