New Still Memes - Page 5 - Worst Jokes Ever

Nose

25 views · Toast ツ · 2 years ago

A screenshot of a comment section on a website. The comments feature a back-and-forth between multiple users including Jake, amyyy342, Toast4128, and Wade.

Suicide

51 views · Toast ツ · 2 years ago

not a meme

Text reads: "at this moment, my bday is coming up. i was planning on ending everything when my bday comes. nobody will change my mind. ive been waiting for 4 years to finally end it all. im turning 16. i just wanna say thank you everyone who stayed with me even if it was just a few weeks or a month or more for other ppl. i just wanna thank you for everything you guys did for me. i just couldn't just abandon what ive been waiting for. ive been waiting for 4 years to finally be able to do it. i waited bc i want to see if i changed my mind. but no, its still the same thing nothing changed. i want to say goodbye for everyone here bc this might be the last time ill be online on boredpanda bc i have to get ready for the day to come. Thank you everyone, i love you guys"

God

2 views · Wade · 2 years ago

Little bit.

The image shows a comic panel with two figures, one in a dark outfit with a skull emblem, and the other in a white hooded outfit. The dark figure is asking: "Hello, Marc, you still crazy?" The white figure is responding with: "Little bit. You still murdering people?" The dark figure responds: "Little bit. How's your imaginary god?" The white figure then replies: "He's good. How's your dead family?"

Season

13 views · killer of bears 101 · 3 years ago

my mom be like

A person covered in mud is crawling through a muddy field. The text above reads: "Accountants entering 2022's busy season, still dealing with the last two seasons." The text "@dylan.does.your.taxes" is shown in the bottom right corner.

Quarantine

1 view · ⓉⒽⒺ ⓇⓄⒸⓀ · 3 years ago

Random post #2

The image shows cartoon figures in a box, some of which are having a good time while other figures are holding up the box, with the text 'People chilling in quarantine' over the first set and 'People who are still doing their jobs' over the latter.

Netflix

killer of bears 101 · 3 years ago

The image shows a fluffy gray cat looking at the camera. Above the cat is written "Netflix: 'Are You Still Watching?'" followed by "Me:".

Demon

46 views · Jenny 😂 · 3 years ago

Monitor

14 views · Chri5 · 3 years ago

For all the gamers.

The image shows four panels. The top two panels show Gandalf from "Lord of the Rings" looking in different directions with the text "Monitor 1" and "Monitor 2" respectively. The third panel shows Gandalf looking confused with the text "Where is the cursor?". The fourth panel shows two men from "Jurassic Park" in a car with the text "The cursor: Stay absolutely still. His vision is based on movement".

Cat

2 views · DADDY sus aka the king · 3 years ago

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A skeleton lies on a bed with a black cat sitting next to it. Text on the image: "When you're dead, but your cat is still bothering you for food:".

Kid

4 views · PurplePanda · 3 years ago

Kid !: What are you doin? Kid 2: Laying in my bed! Kid 1: Naked? Kid 2: Yes Ld 1: Show me! Kid 2: Its dark! Kid 1: Still show me! Kid 2 Ok-

A dark image with a stylized pink mask in the center. The mask has two crossed 'X's for eyes and a jagged mouth.

Friend

15 views · TheForeverVirgin · 3 years ago

That do be me though

The image shows the torso of a person wearing a jacket. The text on the image reads: "we all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single".

Apology

5 views · ⭐️🌙✨SUNNA AHMAD✨🌙⭐️ · 3 years ago

BFB

The image is a two-part meme. The top part shows two arms, one brown and one white, arm wrestling. Text on the image reads: "Apologized for what they did but got eliminated anyway". The left arm is labelled "8-Ball" and the right arm is labelled "Match". The bottom part shows a brown cartoon monkey looking to the left and then to the right. The text reads: "Book. Apologized and is still safe."

Stuff

8 views · ohio nugget · 3 years ago

lol

The image shows a man with disheveled hair smiling. The text reads "Don't worry about getting older. You're still gonna do dumb stuff, only slower."

City

14 views · DADDY sus aka the king · 3 years ago

was uppppp

A boy with a hat and a serious face is in the right foreground with a city in the background. Text reads: "Can see the whole city from here. Still can't see who asked tho."

Site

7 views · AshtonParksDethroned · 3 years ago

this site is still trash as usual

A drawing of two catgirls standing closely together. The catgirl in the front is facing toward the viewer with a questioning expression. She has pink hair, pink eyes and is wearing a bikini top and black armbands. The second catgirl in the back is turned away from the viewer. She has pink hair, and is wearing a bikini bottom and high black boots. Both girls have cat ears and a tail. One has a question mark over her head, the other a speech bubble and an arrow pointing at her butt.

Toothpaste

40 views · 🦄 Entity · 3 years ago

When your mom says: "Theres still something inside"

A tube of toothpaste and a toothbrush are placed on a railroad track. The tube is open, and the scene is an exaggeration of the saying "there is still something inside".

Daughter

3 views · TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

Toaster Strudel

A close-up shot of a Toaster Strudel with icing, placed on a white surface. Above the image, text reads: "Netflix: Are you still watching?" and "Somebody's Daughter:".

Toaster

190 views · TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

When you turn 400 those nasty thoughts sometimes peer in, but if you're lucky, you can be cleansed by the machine spirit by simply visiting your local tech priest.

A picture of a cartoon character with white hair and a sly smile, with the text "Parents: are you still a virgin? The toaster:"

Cheat

20 views · Chri5 · 3 years ago

Hum, women still bruh.

The image is a conversation in a messaging app between two people, with a text 'the opposite' in a message box. Below that is a man looking with a skeptical face.

Senpai

15 views · kanade otonokoji · 3 years ago

Im still alive and im going to make it everyones problem

The image shows two drawings of anime girls. The top image shows a girl holding a love letter with the text 'Notice me senpai' to the right. The bottom image shows a slightly different style of girl, holding a letter with the text 'Upperclassman, whom I admire, please acknowledge me'. Below that, more text is present 'To you, the gentleman within my age group, and grade range at our educational institute, I, the female speaking to you, have developed romantic feelings for you, and inquire you to indulge my desires by taking note of my presence.'