New Still Memes - Page 5 - Worst Jokes Ever

For all the gamers.

The image shows four panels. The top two panels show Gandalf from "Lord of the Rings" looking in different directions with the text "Monitor 1" and "Monitor 2" respectively. The third panel shows Gandalf looking confused with the text "Where is the cursor?". The fourth panel shows two men from "Jurassic Park" in a car with the text "The cursor: Stay absolutely still. His vision is based on movement".

DADDY sus aka the king

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A skeleton lies on a bed with a black cat sitting next to it. Text on the image: "When you're dead, but your cat is still bothering you for food:".

Kid !: What are you doin? Kid 2: Laying in my bed! Kid 1: Naked? Kid 2: Yes Ld 1: Show me! Kid 2: Its dark! Kid 1: Still show me! Kid 2 Ok-

A dark image with a stylized pink mask in the center. The mask has two crossed 'X's for eyes and a jagged mouth.

TheForeverVirgin

That do be me though

The image shows the torso of a person wearing a jacket. The text on the image reads: "we all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single".

⭐️🌙✨SUNNA AHMAD✨🌙⭐️

BFB

The image is a two-part meme. The top part shows two arms, one brown and one white, arm wrestling. Text on the image reads: "Apologized for what they did but got eliminated anyway". The left arm is labelled "8-Ball" and the right arm is labelled "Match". The bottom part shows a brown cartoon monkey looking to the left and then to the right. The text reads: "Book. Apologized and is still safe."

lol

The image shows a man with disheveled hair smiling. The text reads "Don't worry about getting older. You're still gonna do dumb stuff, only slower."

DADDY sus aka the king

was uppppp

A boy with a hat and a serious face is in the right foreground with a city in the background. Text reads: "Can see the whole city from here. Still can't see who asked tho."

AshtonParksDethroned

this site is still trash as usual

A drawing of two catgirls standing closely together. The catgirl in the front is facing toward the viewer with a questioning expression. She has pink hair, pink eyes and is wearing a bikini top and black armbands. The second catgirl in the back is turned away from the viewer. She has pink hair, and is wearing a bikini bottom and high black boots. Both girls have cat ears and a tail. One has a question mark over her head, the other a speech bubble and an arrow pointing at her butt.

When your mom says: "Theres still something inside"

A tube of toothpaste and a toothbrush are placed on a railroad track. The tube is open, and the scene is an exaggeration of the saying "there is still something inside".

TechPriestGotDrip

Toaster Strudel

A close-up shot of a Toaster Strudel with icing, placed on a white surface. Above the image, text reads: "Netflix: Are you still watching?" and "Somebody's Daughter:".

TechPriestGotDrip

When you turn 400 those nasty thoughts sometimes peer in, but if you're lucky, you can be cleansed by the machine spirit by simply visiting your local tech priest.

A picture of a cartoon character with white hair and a sly smile, with the text "Parents: are you still a virgin? The toaster:"

Hum, women still bruh.

The image is a conversation in a messaging app between two people, with a text 'the opposite' in a message box. Below that is a man looking with a skeptical face.

kanade otonokoji

Im still alive and im going to make it everyones problem

The image shows two drawings of anime girls. The top image shows a girl holding a love letter with the text 'Notice me senpai' to the right. The bottom image shows a slightly different style of girl, holding a letter with the text 'Upperclassman, whom I admire, please acknowledge me'. Below that, more text is present 'To you, the gentleman within my age group, and grade range at our educational institute, I, the female speaking to you, have developed romantic feelings for you, and inquire you to indulge my desires by taking note of my presence.'

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Watching Netflix for hours

A gray cat stares forward with a slightly annoyed expression. The image is overlaid with text that says, "Netflix: 'Are You Still Watching?' Me:".

what's up dawg

The image shows a Minecraft dog on a wooden platform. Above it, the text “a letter for you” is shown. Below that, an in-game paper says: “Fortnite is slowly dying and Minecraft is still just as popular as ever”.

yes

The image shows a close-up of an anime character with yellow hair and pink cheeks looking down. The text above the character reads, "When you called shotgun but the kidnapper still put you in the trunk."

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the best ANIME joke ever!!

A panel with four anime characters. One is confused because someone thinks the manga "Bleach" is over. The first character asks 'You stop reading Bleach, because you thought Bleach is done?'. The second character asks 'What? Bleach is still ongoing?'. The third character asks 'What's Bleach?'. The fourth character answers 'Yah... I thought it's over 3 years ago...'.

Rianbow friends ref

Spongebob is looking through binoculars while Patrick is writing on a notepad. Text overlay: "Green can still catch you when you're in the box. Write that down, write that down!"

Literally me after every single relationship

A black and white image shows two people sitting on a bench, one couple in the background and a woman looking towards them. The text says, "I'm proud of my heart. It's been played, stabbed, cheated, burned and broken, but somehow still works."

Hollow Knight Beater

Hollow Knight Meme

The image shows a Discord message. The user SkinnyBird asks, "Still think Marajuana isn't bad?" followed by two images of the Hollow Knight character. The first character is labeled "No smoke" and is the normal form of the character. The second, below, is labeled "2 smoke" and shows a dramatically transformed and deteriorated form of the character.