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Sleep Memes

Heroin Monkey

A photo of a man with a slightly confused expression and a meme text above him that says: "When you accidentally eat the sleep and but the baby to pizza."

shaylie lol

A blurry image of Elmo with the text: "When you're about to go to sleep but your body does that fake fall thing."

Alastor Wade.

Me when I’m trying to fall asleep:

A cartoon image of a character with red hair, sharp teeth, and a red suit holding a glass of champagne. Speech bubbles say: "If you think about it... Thinking about thinking is the hardest sort of thinking there is."

Heroin Monkey

A box of Oops! All CBD cereal sits next to a sleeping child. The cereal box has an image of a cartoon captain and says "Oops! All CBD". Text below says, "Now with twice the CBD!"

Heroin Monkey

Two tweets from user @xMangojuice. The first one says: "2star yelp review @xMangojuice. went camping with my uncircumcised friend and he didn't even bring a sleeping bag? lol he's gonna be freezing tn". The second one says: "2star yelp review @xMangojuice. oh my god wait what is he doing".

Nateツ

A cartoon character, Ralph, looks up with a confused expression. The text on the image says, 'When you unplug all the noisy beeping machines in the hospital and everyone starts sleeping better. Why do I fix everything I touch?'

Chunke Monke

it all makes sense now 😮😮😮

The image has the title "Cooties" followed by a definition. "Diseases that the opposite sex has that gives you a reason to not be around them. When you get older, cooties becomes known as 'STDs.'" It then gives two examples: "Age 8: 'Ewww... She has cooties, I can't talk to her!'" and "Age 15: 'Ewww... She has herpes, I can't sleep with her!'"

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a text conversation where someone typed 'Big Dicks in his little brothers bum.' and another person replied with 'Cat*.' The first person said 'what' and the other person asks 'which word is supposed to be cat'. Below this is a picture of Sheldon Cooper from the TV show 'The Big Bang Theory', with text overlaid that says, 'I don't need sleep. I need answers.'

Chunke Monke

A grid of 16 Minecraft beds of different colors. The text above the image says: "F**k Zodiac Signs, what colour bed do you mostly use?"

Wade

The image shows a series of posts. The first post asks, "Remember in college you were making out with Betty from your CompSci class and she put a finger up your butt. So you started questioning your sexual preference?" with a reply, "IT WAS MY FINGER BARRY!". The second post starts with, "Remember when you were jacking off with no clothes on for the first time just to try it out? Remember when your Mom walked by and saw everything, even though you were sure that you had closed the door?" followed by the reply, "It was me, Barry! I opened the door! And don't think for a moment that I didn't see everything too!!". The third post reads, "Remember that wet dream that ruined your favorite cartoon bed spread as a teen?!" with the reply "IT WAS ME, BARRY! I JERKED YOU OFF IN YOUR SLEEP!!"

M3ME G0D

The image shows a man with a beard looking up with a shocked expression. Above the man is the text: "The average homeless person sleeping near the Las Vegas Sphere:".

𝐋𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧 𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬

🛏️

The image shows two pictures. The first picture shows a very hard, uncomfortable, stone-like bed with the text “My bed when I try to sleep:”. The second picture shows a very luxurious and comfortable bed with the text “My bed when I try to wake up:”.

𝐋𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧 𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬

It's that time is year again!

An inflatable Santa Claus figure stands in a yard in front of a house decorated with Christmas lights. The text on the image reads, "HE SEES YOU WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING."

Chexers

A photo of a man with a bald head wearing a red and black striped sweater and black pants sitting on a subway train with a pensive expression on his face. The text above the image reads: "freddy after entering my dreams and seeing stuff he wasn't mentally equipped to deal with". There is also the user "prettycooltim" written in the lower left corner of the image.

Wade

Procrastination

The image shows two Kermit the Frog figures. The first one is the regular Kermit. The second one is Kermit wearing a dark hood. The text above the image is "Me: Just sleep 20 more minutes. Me: How about 30 minutes. Me: Just skip work. Me: Just quit your job."

Cutepink

Paranormal monsters be like:

The image shows a tall, dark figure with pale face and long, claw-like hands standing in a doorway. The text overlay reads "THE MOMENT YOU CATCH HIM SNEAKING MIDNIGHT" and "OOPS DIDN'T NOTICE YOU WOKE UP."

原田

ingles👌

A person is sleeping peacefully in bed with fluffy white clouds as the background. The text says, "How I sleep knowing I know the difference between there, their, and they're."

Wade

“High Arousal”

The image displays text from a search result which reads: "What causes lucid dreams to happen? Later studies showed that lucid dreaming often occurs during moments of particularly high arousal or change in brain wave activity in the outer layer of the brain. Recognition of dreaming may occur specifically in the dorsolateral prefrontal cortex, where working memory, planning, and abstract reasoning occur." To the right is an illustration of two people: one standing in pajamas and another in bed, possibly dreaming.

timmyy

<33

The text says: "Javi: *I accept the fact that you sleep on me and sit down, allowing you to rest in my lap. I have a faint blush on my face.*" The text is on a black background.

BellaTrix

Oof

The image is divided into two parts. The left part shows a woman with blonde hair dressed in a white dress, holding a magic wand, with the text "People who wake up at 6AM". The right part shows a woman with dark hair dressed in dark clothes, holding a dark wand, with the text "People who are still awake at 6AM".

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