30+ Best Skeleton Memes - Page 2 - Worst Jokes Ever

Kid

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A drawing depicts a child in a blue shirt and a red cap standing on the left side. A skeleton is on the right, leaning forward with a sinister look. A shadow of a person is falling on the ground. Text on top: "2 CASUALLY APPROACH CHILD."

School

A serving station with various foods. A raw ground meat skeleton rests on a platter. Other platters hold olives and crackers.

Scale

The image is a two-panel comic. The first panel shows a man advising another man to say to a woman: "You're an 8 on a scale of 10." The second panel shows the man instead saying to the woman: "Urinate on a skeleton."

Lego

A white Lego skeleton figure is holding a large white cylinder in front of it. The cylinder is positioned to look like a penis.

House

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The image shows a skeleton figure with red and yellow accents in front of a house and a car. The skeleton has its arms outstretched. It is standing in front of a red, circular design.

Booty

A drawing of a skeleton hugging someone's bare buttocks with the text "When you're dead inside but you still love the booty."

People

The meme shows a question from a post asking how people in the Middle Ages knew what skeletons looked like without x-ray machines. An edit to the post says, "I forgot about dead people." Below the post is an image of Megamind with an evil grin, and a dial with settings ranging from small to mega, with the dial pointed to mega.

Cat

A black cat sits on the chest of a skeleton lying in a bed. The text on the image says, "When you're dead, but your cat is still bothering you for food:".

Pool

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A cartoon skeleton is relaxing in a blue pool.

Cabbage

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The image is a book cover with a pink background. The title "Cabbages and Crime" is written in white text. Below the title, the author's name, "Anne Nash", is written. The cover also features a skeleton sitting in a large cabbage. The text on top reads: "Two florists become kennel-keepers with murder thrown in for good measure."

Friend

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Two young boys stand on either side of a skeleton figure. All three figures are posed looking at the camera.

Hygiene

deep. cleaning. :K

A skull with red blood splatters on its surface, against a black background. The image has a dark, slightly gruesome appearance.

Jokes

Dance

Why did the skeleton not go to the dance?

Because he’s dead.

You idiot.

Trombone

I hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though I think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldn't wanna hurt your funny bone, but I think your starting to get BONELY so I'll stop pulling your leg. Now get out before I give you a bad time.

Dinner

What did the skeleton say before dinner? "Bone appetit." His whole family found that humerus.