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Anonymous

Shitpost-master general

A can of PetAg KMR Kitten Milk Replacer with the text "*shotguns then proceeds to crush empty can against forehead*" written above it. The can features a picture of a cute white kitten.

Why should you care

Truly are

A set of translucent red and white dice with the title "The Cursed dice" above. The text describes the strange properties of cursed dice, including their unnatural glow, and their ability to roll specific numbers on command.

Heroin Monkey

Other countries
Please behave
I will take you
to Disneyland
Balkans
I will sell you
to the gypsies
if you don't behave
I will behave

MEME LORD

A screenshot of a Facebook group chat, titled "Montece Dodge Charger 2013", with a white Dodge Charger as the group photo. The conversation shows a user asking if the car is still available. The seller responds with "I don't sell to your kind" and later says, "I don't take food stamps or drug money at all".

brokemaster

A chat conversation with white text boxes on a light background. The first message is "Hi are these still selling? would you ship to Spain 🇪🇸 if I pay for ship?". The second one is "I don't do international shipping, I'm afraid". And the third "Afraid of what?" followed by "Do not be scared" with the username "@dallbajobrus" on the bottom right corner.

Willy b

MEME LORD

When you've finally had enough of your
autistic brother, so you decide to sell
him to the local pedophile
ES
717

Heroin Monkey

Two types of Americans
STANLEY
STANLEY
@bendinwithbendon
QUENCHER H2.0
TUMBLER
working class selling their buttholes
on tiktok

DAP ME UP

selling illegal weapons for $5

An image of a yellow emoji face with a gold tooth and a smug expression is shown with an arm and hand holding a black handgun.

Heroin Monkey

A teacher points at a screen that says: "Pi day is just a fake holiday created by math companies to sell more math."

help me please im being abused

The image is divided into two parts. The top part features a child carrying a basket of crops on their head with text overlay that states: "Slavery did not exist in Europe. Africans taught slavery to Europeans." The bottom half shows a group of people with an overlay stating: "Slavery abolished in the West, is still practiced in Africa. Migrants sold as 'slaves' in Libya. 'Selling people becoming a trend among smugglers' (IOM)." There is also a small 'EYE ON AFRICA' label in the lower right corner.

Heroin Monkey

A flowchart with the title "Should you buy crack" has a series of questions leading to the decision of buying crack or not. The flowchart starts with the question "Do you have money?", if no, then "Not for crack", if yes, then, a box says "Blasphemy!". After that, questions about job, payment, possession, and finally whether you have a warm hole leading all the way to "Buy some crack"

Heroin Monkey

A man in a suit and cap is walking on a cobblestone street. The text overlay provides a four-step process starting with: 1. borrow 10 billion from the bank. 2. buy the bank. 3. delete your own debt. 4. sell the bank.

Anonymous

The comic shows a person saying, "Boy, I'd sell my soul for a puppy." Then the person gets a puppy. Later the person is playing with the puppy, sitting with the puppy, and finally being chained in hell.

Wade

It’s a metaphor for capitalism

A person wearing a Deadpool mask sits at a table covered in stacks of hundred-dollar bills. The text on the image reads "Deadpool after selling 1500 of his own kidneys."

CrunchyGrapes?

Who here plays blox fruits?

A Roblox character with white wings is standing in a video game environment. A speech bubble above the character says, "Selling toenails for fruit pls." Below the character is a user interface that displays "Safe Zone - PvP disabled". Below that is another user interface with six slots and icons, e.g. a claw and a jaguar head.

CaptainEgg75

selling wheat

A Minecraft villager stands in front of a stock market chart. Emeralds are shown with an upwards pointing red arrow. The text 'HRRRR' is displayed.

mariotime

🤬

A cartoon character with green hair and an annoyed expression is shown with the text "KIDS SELLING AND HIDING 1 INCH PLASTIC BABYS" above, and "TEACHERS:" below her. A cartoon bird is next to her head.

Ashton Parkes

not the best like it says it is!!

A cute, orange kitten with big eyes is standing on a carpet. Text overlays the image, stating, "BEST SELLING BOOK, FUNNIEST ANIMAL MEMES EVER, but... you can't go to work... your job is to take care of me... MEMES EXPERT".