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Secret Memes

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Marriage

A screenshot from Reddit's AskReddit shows a user asking what the secret to a happy marriage is. A user named "GapingAssTroll" replied that a happy marriage is not a 50/50 effort but a 60/40 effort with both people trying to be the 60. Another user, "saladshoooter", thanked GapingAssTroll for the insight.

Abortion

A photo shows a doll that resembles an unborn baby next to text that reads: "If I was a girl, I would get pregnant as many times as possible, then have abortions after the third month of being pregnant so I would deliver a potato sized 1/3 developed dead fetus, then I would take the fetus, put it in a jar of preservative liquid and put it on a shelf in a secret room in my house, and I would do it until I had so many the rooms walls were nothing but potato sized aborted fetuses. Then I would have a kid and when they're bad I would make them sit in the fetus room and remind them of how easy I could have aborted their ass."

Sibling

A still from a cartoon movie shows a character with wide eyes and a slightly open mouth. The text above the image reads: "When my sibling tells me something about their life and I have to act surprised because my mom had already told me."

Instagram

An anonymous 4chan user posts a hypothetical question. The image includes a picture of Ben Shapiro. The text reads: "Let's just say, hypothetically speaking, that I have a secret Instagram where I crossdress and sissify myself. How would this contradict my Judeo-Christian Conservative values? Even if a few businessmen fucked my bussy, how would this diminish my political views?"

Place

The image contains three sections. The top two show separate cows on roofs, a black cow and a brown and white cow. The bottom section depicts a cow dressed as a soldier, wearing a helmet, sunglasses, and holding a gun, in front of two other cow soldiers.

Tweet

Story

A black and white cartoon drawing depicting a text written in a diary, describing how Patty got a secret out, and then the person was sent to the vice principal's office. Then, the person heard a bouncing noise, laughter, and giggling, followed by two voices sounding like they were having sex in school. A drawing of a person standing in front of lockers is below the text. Another line of text says, "I opened the door, and oh boy, you'll be surprised about who I saw." A number "2" is at the bottom of the page.

Car

The image shows Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong sitting side by side in a car. Above them, the text reads, "Jacqueline Kennedy and the Secret Service driving to the nearest car wash."

Beer

A collage of screenshots of Scotty Kilmer's YouTube videos. Each video has a different theme: using fuel additives when one can't afford beer, being drunk, and keeping secrets. The word "Secret" is overlaid twice on two different videos. The word "Drunk" is overlaid on one video.

Kitchen

A kitchen with a counter top, a stove, cooking pots, cups, and a knife rack with many knives. The text on the image reads: "The secret to a clean kitchen is simple. Don't cook, ever."

Age

A video still shows a young man and a young woman, with the text "In 2024 Now We're..." above them and the numbers 22 and 15 below. The right part shows the YouTube comment section with a comment saying "She was better at 12", followed by comments referencing Drake.

Sphere

A cross-section diagram of the Y-1561 implosion sphere showing component placement with the text "You happy???"

Dog

The image shows two side-by-side panels. The left panel depicts a young person with a concerned expression. The right panel shows a small, white dog looking back with a slightly confused expression. Above the two panels are the text "6 year old me telling my dog that if he speaks to me I will keep the secret" and "My dog" above the right image panel.

Memes

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I wrote @ScHoolBoyQ album. I
can't keep it a secret anymore. I
wrote all the hooks and bridges.
3/18/14, 8:09 PM
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@SchoolBoyQ
@MacMiller so your admitting u
use da N WORD???
3/18/14, 8:37 PM
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He had the pass anyway. In inertia I swear he say
"all you niggas old news" hence the bleep. As
well In Shut the front door he says "I'm clearly a
Wigger" Yes that's right, with the hard R! I agree tho
man, Mac really was that (N)Wigga 8real.
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Pretty sure the bleep in inertia is Ariana or my ex or
my old bitch something like that but in reference to
her
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MaclsLife OP 4h
Shit you may be right, but i like the idea of him
saying the N Word!!
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Duck

A white duck stands against a plain background. The text 'Yeah I'm SAD' appears above the duck, followed by 'Secretly A Duck' written vertically, where each letter of the word 'SAD' is on its own line.

Meme

A two-panel image of a man with glasses saying "I'll tell you a little secret about poorly cropped memes." The bottom panel is cropped closer to his face.

Scientist

A man with dark hair wearing a red shirt with a human evolution print, brown pants and dress shoes poses holding a red laptop in his left arm, with his right arm raised and smiling mischievously. The text above the image reads "The mad scientist in his secret laboratory getting ready to press the button that makes a random person in the world shout 'where there's rain, there's bound to be mud!' And then proceed to projectile shit all over the place".

Otter

A brown otter stands upright on a grassy field, holding a small stick like a cane. The text above the image says, "You have been visited by the wise traveling otter. He will tell you the secret to learning the truth about WWII without trading your sanity for it, but only if you repost this and say 'Thank you wise traveling otter.'"

Country

A tweet from TIME saying "Norway is happiest country in the world. What's the secret?" and below that a tweet from Secular Talk saying "I can't believe that a wealthy country with free healthcare & education, high wages, a strong middle class and nearly a month paid vacation time by law is happy." There is also a picture of a globe between the two tweets.

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