Sanitation memes

I got in touch with my inner self today, it's the last time I use 1-ply toilet roll.

A man walks into a restaurant. The waitress hands him a menu and it says: "Hot dog: $2, Hamburger: $5, Blowjob: $10."

He asks the waitress, "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?"

She says, "Yes, I am."

He tells her, "Good. Can you go wash your goddamn hands? Because I want a hot dog."

If you drink hand sanitizer, does it only kill 99.9% of you?...........💀