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News

The image shows soldiers with guns. In the lower part of the image, there is a text banner that reads: "Breaking News LIVE Due to a decrease in cookie sales, The Girl Scouts switch to a more agresive sales campaign".

Gun Control

A photo of an AR15 with the text "AR15 for sale: year olds LEGAL?"

Car

me right now

A picture of Liam Neeson on the phone with the text "I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY A CAR?"

Lemonade

A man in a suit stands behind a table that has a sign on it which reads "Lemonade $.75, Cookies 2 for $1.00, AK-47 $700." There are also a pitcher of lemonade, some cookies, and an AK-47 on the table.

Memes

Mate

A screenshot of a text conversation. The first person asks about a Miata for sale. After some questions, the first person asks "What's your lowest point?" and the second person responds with a tragic personal anecdote about his wife leaving him, misunderstanding that the first person was asking for the "lowest price."

Sign

I can DEFINITELY relate

The image shows a list titled "7 Signs You're Getting Better At Rapping." Next to it is a drawing of a light-skinned man with a serious expression pointing his finger directly at the viewer. Below the list is "HOW TO RAP @HOWTORAPNATION"

Toilet

A very dirty and damaged toilet is shown for sale. The text reads: "Used and abused toilet $15 Listed over a week ago in Buffalo, MN."

Dildo

Chuck Norris

An image shows a store display with bundles of firewood labeled 'Firewood bundle $3.99' and bundles of the same firewood labeled 'Chuck Norris' toothpicks $3.99'.

Cookie

The image shows a group of soldiers in military gear, with one soldier aiming a rifle around a corner. Below this image, there is a news banner that reads, "Breaking News. Live. Due to a decrease in cookie sales, the Girl Scouts switch to a more aggressive sales campaign."

Newspaper

A comic strip shows people dressed in Harry Potter costumes waiting outside a store with a sign that reads 'Midnight Sale'. The text reads 'THE PAST... "IT WAS THE EARLY 2000s. A TIME WHEN WE ALL LEARNED TO TAKE PRECAUTIONS AGAINST SPOILERS." I'VE AVOIDED READING NEWSPAPERS AND EVEN LOGGED OFF OF THE WORLD WIDE WEB TO MAKE SURE THAT THE NEW HARRY POTTER BOOK ISN'T RUINED FOR ME. "ME TOO! I'M NOT GOING TO CHECK MY GEOCITIES PAGE UNTIL I'M THROUGH THE BOOK!" MIDNIGHT SALE SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE! SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE! -OOOOOOOORRRRE! NOOOOOOOO!'. In the next panels, Deadpool in a Harry Potter themed cloak spoils the book.

Market

The image shows a two-panel cartoon. In the first panel, there's a yellow character behind a blue stand labeled 'FUCK' with 'FUCKS4SALE' on top. The character asks, "dray want sum fucks?" A black character wearing a doctor's coat responds, "shur shadi". In the second panel, the yellow character is shown up close with text that says, "2 bad cuz i jest dunt giv a fuck".

Promotion

9/11 sale

Product

The image shows nine variations of Mona Lisa. Each version of the Mona Lisa is labeled. The first is a sketch labeled "MVP". The second is a more detailed painting labeled "Product's Goal". The third is a darker painting labeled "Market Needs". The fourth is pixelated labeled "Development's Understanding". The fifth has a buzzcut labeled "Beta We Think We Released". The sixth has messy hair labeled "Beta We Did Release". The seventh is dressed in a medieval costume labeled "What Sales Sold". The eighth is wearing sunglasses and holding a drink labeled "Post-Beta Update". The ninth is a distorted painting labeled "Launched Product".

Toaster

A toaster is presented as a bath bomb with the text "THE LAST BATH BOMB YOU'LL EVER NEED!!!! NOW ON SALE!!!! 50% OFF".