New Relationship Memes - Page 25 - Worst Jokes Ever

Friend

GG Miller · 3 years ago

some say lil durk and king von were friend's, but others say they were cousin's. HELP ME OUT which is it.

A photo shows King Von on the left and Lil Durk on the right. King Von is holding a stack of cash to his ear, seemingly on a phone call. Lil Durk is looking at the camera.

Toaster

TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

Throw the bed sheet or better yet, throw the entire bed out

A picture of a bed with a splattered mess and a plate with toaster strudels. The text above the image reads: "I was eating a toaster strudel in bed and dropped it. No way my wife is gonna believe that story."

Daughter

TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

Toaster Strudel

A close-up shot of a Toaster Strudel with icing, placed on a white surface. Above the image, text reads: "Netflix: Are you still watching?" and "Somebody's Daughter:".

Toaster

TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

When you turn 400 those nasty thoughts sometimes peer in, but if you're lucky, you can be cleansed by the machine spirit by simply visiting your local tech priest.

A picture of a cartoon character with white hair and a sly smile, with the text "Parents: are you still a virgin? The toaster:"

Slot

TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

the side chick (4 slots is more fun than one)

A four-slot toaster with two sets of controls. The toaster is silver with white accents and is placed on a white background.

Girlfriend

TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

my girlfriend (she's shy)

Bf

🌺 FLOWER🌺 · 3 years ago

THIS IS MY BF

A blurry photo shows a person, with curly dark hair, holding a smartphone and taking a selfie. The text says: "THIS IS MY BF"

Look

Anonymous · 3 years ago

Looks about right

A close-up photo of Barack Obama and Joe Biden with their faces very close together, their noses almost touching.

Truth

The ugly rats ALT account · 3 years ago

I sleek the truth to my mom...

A drawing of a crying anime character. The text says, "Pain... is all you give to me."

Ring

ǟֆɦȶօռ քǟʀӄɛֆ ツ · 3 years ago

my gf engadgement ring i bought

A hand holds a red ring box open. Inside the box is an engagement ring with a blue center stone. The text "I AM LOVED." is printed on the inside top of the box.

Sibling

The Ugly Rat · 3 years ago

When you figure out your sibling is an online dater:

A black and white cartoon drawing of a man, Nicolas Cage, with a surprised and slightly amused expression.

Breakup

Harpersphone · 3 years ago

Yk what the worst type of breakup is

The image contains text on a dark background that reads: "Yk what's the worst type of breakup? The breakup where y'all weren't even dating, but they made you feel special, flirted with you, cared for your emotions and mental problems, and then left like it was nothing to them."

Love

God Pt.2 · 3 years ago

Yay

The image displays the text "Love is Love" with three categories: "Not Race", "Not Age", and "Not Religion". Each category is depicted with stick figures showing different skin colors, ages (10 and 36), and religions (Christian and Jewish). Below, a close-up of the age depiction is shown and at the very bottom is an image of a fish character with a disgusted look.

Figure

Ruv_Fnf_Simp7256 · 3 years ago

When he figures out your 12:

A man with short dark hair and glasses is making an angry face, with a forest background. The text on the image says "When he figures out your 12:".

Friend

imgayforjimmy · 3 years ago

joanna be like

The image shows two side-by-side pictures of Mrs. Doubtfire. On the left, under the text "how I say bye to my friends", she waves goodbye. On the right, under the text "how I say bye to my best friends", she is flipping the bird.

Valentine Day

Ruv_Fnf_Simp7256 · 3 years ago

How a regular Valentines day goes:

A drawing shows a tall character with a gray color palette wearing a winter hat and jacket, holding a pink box of chocolate. Speech bubbles near the character say, "hope she'll like it" and "chocolate". Next to this character is another, smaller character with pink hair whose speech bubble says, "Happy white Valentine!!" and "waht! up vuv?" There are some decorative pink hearts and squiggles around the image.

Mom

ur momy · 3 years ago

imagine having a mom

The image is divided into two columns. The left side is titled "To Mom" and lists various requests and questions such as "I'm hungry", "Where are you", "Can you ask Dad?", "He hurt me", and so on. The right column, titled "To Dad" has only one question, "Where's Mom?"

Boyfriend

ur momy · 3 years ago

alex

The image is a three panel collage of a young woman with long dark hair. The first panel is a close-up of her face looking sad with a single tear. The second panel shows her looking upward with a finger pulling her eyelid down. The third panel shows her smiling directly at the camera. The text above the image reads: "When he cute, loyal, texts back in 2 seconds, likes the same music as u, and puts up with ur mood swings and attitude."

Ex

The Ugly Rat · 3 years ago

This is my fake ex. Proof he fake

A young man with brown hair wearing a hoodie. Text at the bottom says "Pinterest Pin on Cute teenage boys".

Smash or pass

【 ꧁ ♡ ! D̸e̸a̸t̸h̸ ! ♡ ꧂ 】 · 3 years ago

Bro smash or pass check?

A black and white image of an anime girl with big eyes looking sideways. There is also a person slightly visible behind the girl. The text in the post asks "Bro smash or pass check?"