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A comic strip with three panels. In the first panel, a pink figure asks a taller blue figure, "Dad! Am I adopted?" In the second panel, the blue figure replies, "Of course not!" In the third panel, the blue figure says, "Why would I ever choose you?"

Yugi

Hahaha now what overlord should i kill next

A cartoon of the character, Alastor, with the text: "What is Captain Hook's favorite break-up line? It's not you; it's Smee!"

Cupツ

fr couple

Two Teletubbies are standing next to each other. The yellow Teletubby on the left looks surprised, with question marks and exclamation marks above his head. He is blushing. The red Teletubby on the right looks happy and is also blushing. He has a pink heart above his head. They look like a couple.

Anonymous

Good girl.

A man is sitting on a couch with his arm around a woman whose mouth is covered in duct tape and her hands and feet are tied. The text says "This could be us but you keep escaping."

Heroin Monkey

A bedroom with a purple pillow and a pink sheet. A puddle of fluid is visible on the sheet, and a black vibrator is next to it. The text says: "I wonder what song she was singing that made her cry so much."

Anonymous

Me n who?

A cat is perched on top of a cougar's head, appearing as if the cat is wearing the cougar like a hat.

Anonymous

The image shows two stick figures. The left one is labeled 'My friends and boyfriend at 7 in the morning' and looks grumpy with a frown. The right one is labeled 'Me and 7 in the morning for no damn reason' and looks hyper with big eyes and a wide smile. Below the two figures it says '(they hate me now)'

MEME LORD

A picture of a chimpanzee with an open mouth and a dark background. The text above the image says: "When I finally become flexible enough to bend down and give myself top for the first time, but my dad catches me and helps me out instead."

MEME LORD

A person is laying face down on a white surface. The character Plankton from the cartoon "Spongebob Squarepants" is standing on top of the person's back and "massaging" their lower back. Text above the picture reads: "Baby can you give me an upper back massage" Me:

MEME LORD

A cartoon image shows a man with a distinctive yellow hat kissing another person on the cheek.

MEME LORD

A still from a video, showing a cartoon character with cat ears and two figures in red plastic costumes. The text on the image reads: "A Queen's strength comes from her King."

MEME LORD

A selfie of a man sitting on an airplane with a text overlay that says, "Oh you've been such a bad kitten, meow for daddy."

Anonymous

A man is sitting on a contraption with wheels. The woman in the red suit is attached to it. Another woman with a black leather outfit and a mask is pulling the contraption with a rope. Text on the image says "Jake asking Madi if she wants to "take a relaxing drive"."

Anonymous

Would make any day better. If you don’t understand this then research “shaiden rouge.” She is a scientist who explains how this could improve somebody’s mental state.

A collage with two images. On the left, a woman is putting her hair up in a ponytail from a close-up. On the right, there is a woman putting her hair up in a ponytail, in two different images. Text on the top says: "when your man is having a rough day and says nothing can fix it."

Anonymous

A rubber duck with a red ball gag and a leather harness with spikes. The text reads: "People say my girlfriend acts like a friendly duck. Never getting out of my head."

Anonymous

The image is split into two panels. The top panel shows a woman with blonde braided hair and a nose ring looking up into the camera, with text overlay reading 'help me stepbro, i'm stuck'. The bottom panel shows Rick Astley smiling, with text overlay reading 'you know the rules and so do i'.

Heroin Monkey

#1 BEST ALPHA MALE PICKUP LINE

A lion with a dark blue hue is roaring with lightning in the background. The text on the image reads "Holy moly, I'd love to put my poley in your holy."

Anonymous

Just something wholesome to help you recover from whatever you just saw.

The image is a six-panel cartoon depicting a couple sitting at a desk with a laptop. In the first panel, the woman is asking the man for help. The man then helps her. Then the woman asks him to come closer again. Finally, the man hugs her while she is using her laptop. The text bubbles say: "CAN YOU HELP ME WITH THIS?", "HERE... DONE!", "CAN YOU COME HERE AGAIN?" and "BUT THERE'S NOTHING WRONG."

Anonymous

Would be funny but I’d rather not get beat to death.

The image shows a text conversation followed by two close-up photos of animals. The text reads: "Me: *having dinner at her house*. Her: can you pass the salt daddy? Me and her father reaching out for the salt." The animals are a dog looking slightly surprised on the left and a cat looking innocently on the right.

Flappy.

The image depicts a wedding photo of a couple kissing. In the foreground, there's a cat wearing a bowtie with a speech bubble containing an surprised emoji, and above the couple, there's a speech bubble saying 'I'll eat your pussy tonight!'

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