5+ Best Puree Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

Sugar

A photo shows four images of a bag of Publix Pure Granulated Sugar. The top two are full shots of the bag showing the words "Pure Granulated Sugar". The bottom two images are close-ups of the same bag showing a label saying "Sugar Free". Below the images the text "Soooo... What's in the bag?" appears.

Voice

Shitpost master general

A four-panel exploitable meme featuring the Trollface. The top left panel shows a beaker with yellow and blue liquid, with the text 'The voices are back'. The top right panel shows the Trollface and the text '1) do not listen to them', 'get a forklift', and 'cover yourself in oil'. The bottom left panel shows the Trollface again, surrounded by various bizarre and disturbing commands like 'cover yourself in oil', 'find a sturdy metal chair', 'place buttered toast on a cat's back', 'find two magnets', 'get a forklift', 'buy 1kg of pure mercury', 'let us take control', 'you did this to yourself', and 'kill them all', with the heading '2) resist their commands'. The bottom right panel shows the Trollface with an even more chaotic and layered jumble of text, including many of the previous commands, self-blaming phrases like 'you did this to yourself', 'we can't outrun your sins', and 'this is your fault', and the large, distressed red text '3) make it stop' and 'MAKE IT STOP'. The overall image depicts a descent into a desperate mental state.

Chicken

Omg my 34 week old chicken literally climbed onto my scooter Saturday. Pure gold 👌😂

A brown chicken stands on a black scooter with the text "CYCLOP" visible on it. Another chicken is visible in the background walking on a tiled floor.

Cocaine

The image shows Elmo looking confused to the right. To his left is a clear cup with a pair of eyes floating on top. The text reads, "When Elmo's urine sample begins to sing about the importance of drinking water, he realizes that the cocaine he got from Tampa was probably less than 100% pure."

Toaster

Oh dear Omnissiah imma act up!

The image shows a four-panel meme. The top panel shows a person holding a colorful, spherical object with a toaster design. The text says: "Here is what the classifier algorithm thinks is the pure essence of toaster. When the neural net". The subsequent panels show, from left to right and top to bottom: a picture of Adeptus Mechanicus, a robed figure looking unimpressed, an image of a regular toaster and finally a second robed figure flailing wildly.

Gunna

A social media screenshot displaying a conversation. The top section shows two tweets from 'chart data' posted on January 17, 2022. The first tweet, at 7:20 PM, states: 'Billboard 200: #1(new) @1GunnaGunna, DS4EVER 150,300 [193.5 million on-demand streams | 4,700 pure sales].' The second tweet, at 7:21 PM, states: 'Billboard 200: #2(new) @theweeknd, Dawn FM 148,000 [173 million on-demand streams | 14,800 pure sales].' Below the tweets, there is a Reddit comment section. A user named 'thekingbun' comments: 'Gunna is unstoppable. Reminds me of 2pac's run.' Another user, 'Lopsided_Law_1762', replies: 'Young Gunna Wunna'.

Guy

Pure law-abiding citizen.

A person wearing a black balaclava and gloves is holding a gun in one hand and a book labeled "LAW" in the other. The text above reads: "HOLD ON GUYS," and the text below reads: "LET ME CHECK THE GUN LAWS FIRST".

Trouble

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The image is a list of demigods making puns with Nico telling them to stop.

Jokes

Death

Stephen Hawking's death was purely accidental. He clicked “shut-down” instead of “sleep”.

Evil

I finally stopped drinking for good.

Now I purely drink for evil.

Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson is pure cheese.

I mean, Jacko comes on a little cracker.