Preference memes
Shit post-master general
Women are so scary. Does anybody know what is wrong with them?
Haven’t gotten to the ones I like the most.
Don't tell me different methods of preparation are the same ever again.
Jokes
Surveys say that 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea. That means the 5th one likes it.
Other girls be like, "I want a 6ft guy", meanwhile I want to be 6ft under. 😃👍
Daughter: Dad.
Dad: Yes honey?
Daughter: I'm lesbian.
Dad: Ok.
Daughter 2: Dad.
Dad: Yes?
Daughter 2: I'm lesbian too.
Dad: God, does anyone like boys around here?
Son: I do...