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Heroin Monkey

The image shows a circular flow diagram. It starts with the text "I wake up", then an arrow points to a picture of a cat and multiple packages of Natural American Spirit cigarettes and the text "maybe 5 packs of cigs will help". Another arrow leads to "post silly things online" and then to "there is something wrong with me" before going back to "I wake up".

Chexers

A screenshot of two text messages from "Grandma". The first message, sent 1 minute ago, reads: "Why are you posting on Facebook about not having nut in November?" The second message, sent now, reads: "If you developed a nut allergy I need to modify my recipes. Call me back."

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MacMiller
I wrote @ScHoolBoyQ album. I
can't keep it a secret anymore. I
wrote all the hooks and bridges.
3/18/14, 8:09 PM
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@MacMiller so your admitting u
use da N WORD???
3/18/14, 8:37 PM
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He had the pass anyway. In inertia I swear he say
"all you niggas old news" hence the bleep. As
well In Shut the front door he says "I'm clearly a
Wigger" Yes that's right, with the hard R! I agree tho
man, Mac really was that (N)Wigga 8real.
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Pretty sure the bleep in inertia is Ariana or my ex or
my old bitch something like that but in reference to
her
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MaclsLife OP 4h
Shit you may be right, but i like the idea of him
saying the N Word!!
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The image shows a cartoon character from the "Battle for Dream Island" series, who is a yellow lightning bolt, placed in a Spongebob Squarepants meme template. Above the lightning bolt is the text "People: You can't make a BFDI meme" and below the lightning bolt is the text "observe".

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The image shows cartoon figures in a box, some of which are having a good time while other figures are holding up the box, with the text 'People chilling in quarantine' over the first set and 'People who are still doing their jobs' over the latter.

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

Jorking my peniys

The image is a screenshot of a tweet by user @Xvstardust_. The tweet text reads: One time I was jorking mine peniys and... Well... Let's just say it got hard...

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a news headline that reads: "Are otter posts on social media really just a cryptic form of extremist communication?" Below the headline is text that reads: "By Ari Lurksberg Published: 8/3/2021 19:03." Under the headline is a picture of an otter holding a glass of chocolate milk. Text in the image reads: "Please accept some choccy milk from this kind otter".

Heroin Monkey

A four-panel image showing the Lorax character. In the first panel, the Lorax states "I am the Lorax and I speak for the trees." In the second panel, the Lorax says "The trees and I must discuss about this meme you posted." The third panel shows a tree and a small Lorax saying "steal it" and the small lorax replying "kk". In the fourth panel, the Lorax says "The trees say this meme is now mine."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a newspaper headline that says "The T. Rex may have been a lot smarter than you thought" written by Dino Grandoni from The Washington Post.

Heroin Monkey

A person is at their computer, typing on the keyboard. Another person is close and saying "Babe, come to bed", and the first person responds in a speech bubble: "Not now. I gotta post memes for my mentally unstable followers."

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A woman with dark hair and prominent teeth, the text 'thechive.com' is shown on the bottom right corner.

Ruv_Fnf_Simp7256

Ill face rev if this post gets at least 6 comments

A digital drawing shows two cartoon characters sitting side-by-side on a pink bench. The character on the left has pink hair and is leaning to kiss the other character. The other character has gray hair and is looking embarrassed. There are two little white cartoon steam clouds above his head. Above the pink-haired character is the word 'chu' with a heart.

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The image shows a grid with eight cartoon characters labeled with roles in a zombie apocalypse team. The roles include team leader, brawler, weapons expert, brains, medic, speed fighter, mascot, and the guy who dies first. Each role has a corresponding character. The characters are: Ruby (team leader), nobody (brawler), Lollipop (weapons expert), Teardrop (brains), Leafy (medic), Balloon (speed fighter), Gelatin (mascot), and Bubble (guy who dies first).

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A grid of eight cartoon characters, each with a title. The top row, from left to right, shows a black hole labeled "Team Leader," a blue fan labeled "brawler," a space labeled "nobody" for "weapons expert", and a green broccoli labeled "brains." The second row shows a black remote labeled "medic," a yellow lightning bolt labeled "speed fighter", a purple marker labeled "mascot," and a pie labeled "Guy who dies first." Text at the top says "DEATH PACT again" and "ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE TEAM".

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