Pizza memes

Furry

Weight Gain · 3 months ago

Dont touch my burrp

A digital illustration of two furry characters. A massive, extremely obese green character with blue and pink ears and tail sits bloated. An orange canine-like character leans on the green character's body, feeding it a slice of pizza. Hand-drawn text surrounds them saying 'We both know you can fit more~', 'yay pizza', 'So Fat and Full BiG and ROund', and 'yummers'. A small inset in the top left shows the green character before getting this big, saying 'I'M SO Fat AND FULL ughhh'.

Police

Big Jim · 9 months ago

They had to teach him a lesson

A photo shows three police officers (two men and one woman) standing with a young boy on a sidewalk in a residential area. The boy is holding a pizza box. The text beneath the image describes a scenario where a 15-year-old misused 911 to order pizza. The police initially delivered the pizza to teach him a lesson, followed by the dark punchline: "Then shot him 20 times."

$A multi-panel image comparing various fleshlight designs and their corresponding levels of perceived intellect. The first row shows a basic fleshlight next to an image of a simple skull. The second row shows a toy car-shaped fleshlight next to an image of a brain with glowing nodes. The third row shows a worm-shaped fleshlight next to an image of a more detailed brain. The fourth row shows a standard fleshlight next to an image of a head with its brain exposed, shining with light rays. The fifth row shows a Hulk Hogan fleshlight next to a photo of a brain with fractal patterns. The sixth row shows a stuffed-crust pizza-themed fleshlight next to an image of a man's body glowing with energy. The last row shows a pizza and pasta-themed fleshlight next to an image of a spiritual man with energy coming out of his body and hands.$

Pizza memes

Bathroom

Furry

Wolf

Police

Bullet Hole

9/11 jokes

Florida Man

Kid

Color

Season

Food

Bone

Mistake

Fleshlight

Prank

Body

Pizza Hut

Management

Combination

Woman