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Heroin Monkey
1 year ago
The text says "Schrödinger's blowjob?" followed by a description of a hypothetical scenario. It states that while blindfolded one receives the best blowjob ever. The identity of the person is not known and it could be anyone such as Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold or even the fireman's cat. The question asked is if you would take off the blindfold to find out, or just leave it on.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows three portraits of Albert Einstein, Charles Darwin, and Isaac Newton under the text "People whom are normally thought to be the smartest in the world." Below, there is an image of a silhouette of a person's head with a question mark in place of a face, followed by the text: "The actual smartest person in the world: The guy that made toilet paper turn red when you've finished wiping."
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  • Jazzy💕
    1 year ago
    A screenshot of a text message exchange. One person suggests playing a game, asking who the other would choose to be stranded with on a deserted island. The other person replies, "That's easy. Dora - that girl has everything in her backpack." The first person responds with sad emojis.
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  • Jazzy💕
    1 year ago

    Bet. I'm out hoes🖕

    A meme shows an exchange where a teacher says the next person that laughs can leave, followed by the text "*Friend looks at me*" and "Me:". An image of a woman spitting out water from her mouth is included.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A screenshot of a tweet that says "Wish I lacked critical thinking skills, y'all seem so happy."
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  • kate✨
    1 year ago
    A vintage black-and-white photo shows a human pyramid formation with people balancing on each other's shoulders. The text overlay reads: "When you're the most experienced person on the team in an online game:". A crowd watches in the background.
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  • shaylie lol
    1 year ago
    A cartoon image features a person saying it's hot, followed by an image of Homer Simpson looking nervous while trying not to say "so take off all your clothes".
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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago

    when the bitch tryna start shit

    Text on a black background reads: "Left because of a single person. She can go fuck herself. She knows who she is."
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  • ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
    1 year ago

    kayla?

    A man with cartoon cat ears and heart sunglasses is smiling and raising his fist. The text on the image says: "Guys what do u call a basketball person having a seizure?" "A Chocolate Shake".
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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago
    A dog with a hat is standing on four soda cans. The cans are labeled with the text "dumb jokes", "passionate opinions about useless shit", "the same music I've been listening to for a decade", and "wanting to die". The text "my whole personality" appears above the dog.
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  • DaRapBoat
    1 year ago
    The meme shows four images. The top two show Drake and Kendrick Lamar with texts 'I'm one away from Michael' and 'We don't wanna hear you say "nigga" no more' respectively, with the song titles and artist names below. The bottom two images depict Michael Jackson at different times in his life.
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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago
    A close-up image of a man with a strained, fake smile. The text above the man reads, "That fake laugh you do when you have no idea what the other person said."
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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago
    The image shows a text saying "LAZY PERSON FACT 7849367: YOU WERE TOO LAZY TO READ THAT NUMBER" above a picture of a person pointing and saying "You got me there".
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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago
    A man is covering his face with one hand. The text above the image says: "When the person you hate falls" and below the man it says: "omg is the floor ok?"
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  • DaRapBoat
    1 year ago
    The image is a four-panel grid. The upper left shows a headshot of Drake with the text below: "I got 40 in the studio, every night, late night, gotta watch that sh*t, don't want to make him sicker" and "I can see it in your eyes, you're angry." The upper right shows a headshot of J Cole with the text below: "Has not expressed concern for 40's health (Possibly wants 40 to die)" and "Has not interpreted emotions from a person's eyes (Possibly can't read social cues)".
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The text on the image says: POV: The average British person when you say tuesday and not 'chewsday'. Below the text, there is an image of a knight fighting another person in a wooded area.
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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago

    Live Laugh Love

    The image shows a conversation between four people, with three of the speakers being labeled as 'Person 1', 'Person 2', and 'Person 3', while one speaker is labeled as 'ME.' Person 1 says, "Or you like oily men." Person 2 suggests, "We should display it at an exhibition." ME asks, "Does that include Jameson?" Person 1 replies, "Yes." Person 3 sends a smiley emoji, and ME responds with "Frfr." Person 2 then exclaims, "WOAAAH." The background includes a small part of Spongebob and a bigger part of Patrick Star, which makes the conversation feel a little absurd.
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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago
    The image displays a text comparison between a "normal person" who only "sings lyrics" and "me" who "sings lyrics," "sings backup vocals," "sings guitar riffs," "plays air drum the entire song," and "head-bangs."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows a scene from a movie with two figures fighting with swords. The text above the image reads, 'POV: The average British person when you say Tuesday and not 'chewsday'.'
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  • shaylie lol
    1 year ago
    Two people in a supermarket aisle. One is looking at an item on the left shelf, while the other is reaching for something on the right. The text above them reads: "Me pretending to need something else at the store until the person moves outta the stuff I actually need."
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