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Creed (shit isnt availabe)

A two-panel meme featuring two simplified white figures. The top text reads 'days since you last ate your own prime minister'. The left figure, with a United Nations flag on its chest, has a confused expression and asks 'what?'. The right figure, with the Dutch flag on its chest, has a neutral expression and the number '128,976' above the flag, implying it has been that many days since a Dutch prime minister was eaten.

A two-panel image. The top panel shows former President Donald Trump with his hands cupped around his mouth, as if shouting. Above him, the text reads: "Don't eat your own shit!" The bottom panel shows a man with bright blue hair and closed eyes, his face and hands covered in a dark, messy substance. Below him, the text reads: "Libs".

Peter Griffin 2.0

herion monkey got his own mincraft skin

A Minecraft character skin depicting SpongeBob SquarePants wearing a green pinstripe suit, a green tie, and a matching green fedora. Below the image, the text 'SpongeBobCEO', '64x64', '151', and '96' are visible, indicating details about the skin.

A split image. On the left, a man with a long beard and a red hat that reads 'MAKE PEDOPHILES AFRAID AGAIN' points his finger. On the right, the same man, now bald and clean-shaven, is seen in an orange jumpsuit, appearing in a court or jail setting. The text above the images states 'Pedo Hunter arrested for raping his own daughter.' The text below says, 'Reminds me of when you kill someone in Among Us and then report it yourself to make it less suspicious.'

A cat is lying down, staring into the camera with wide eyes. Above the cat, text reads: "4 years ago I lived in a bush and hunted my own meals. Now I have 2 passive incomes, my own house, & a personal chef. Follow me for more financial advice."

A screenshot of a 4chan post. The post text describes how someone pirates a game, buys the company, deletes the pirated copies, and becomes CEO of the company to make his dream game. A Pepe the Frog smugly sips from a glass on the left.

A screen capture of a video shows a person standing in front of a building, with text overlaying the image that reads: "how I budget $15K/MONTH ALLOWANCE as a 19 y.o. Ivy League student NYC." Below the video, a comment reads: "I think you should take your own life."

The image shows a block of text in a small font against a dark background. The text discusses themes of artificiality, resentment, and the conflict between being built for a purpose and being blamed for wanting.

Shitpost-master general

A screenshot of two tweets. The first tweet says: "it's so surreal hearing my own voice in Pornhub ads before videos." The second tweet says: "So your the woman interrupting my gay porn" with a picture of Goku below.

Shitpost-master general

The Grim Reaper sitting in a dark place. Text: When a dog lick its own balls in public it's "funny," but when I...

The image shows four flags of different countries. Next to each flag there is an image of a speed bump from that country. The flags are: Italy, Sweden, Canada and what seems to be a map of Belgium.

Lustlos from Sw

A tweet by derek guy @dieworkwear that reads: "i honestly dont know how rich ppl end up committing crimes. if i had even $500K, i would live so peacefully, mind my own business, wear my little outfits, and just feed birds."

FUCK YEA

The image shows a text about the life and work of Niels Bohr, a physicist. The text discusses his impact on physics, his theories, and his role in history.

Evil Duck Lords Of America

A white duck is pictured on the left, and on the right is a list of "Duck facts!" which includes: "until 1995 ducks were classified as pond cats", "They have feathers because they would look ridiculous in shirts", "Duck's feet made of cheese", "The duck's natural enemy is explosion", "Ducks can't go into space on their own", and "Bread bread bread bread breab breadd bread".

A four-panel comic featuring two characters: one with a beard, and two with a fairy-like appearance, with pink and green hair. In the first panel, the bearded character wants a "100K loan" for his business, and in the second panel, the fairy character denies the loan. In the third panel, the bearded character requests the loan for a psychology degree, and in the fourth panel, the fairy agrees that's a great idea.

A group of seven cats are lined up behind a glass door. The text above them says, "I DONT OWN A CAT".

It's like 5:00pm, and Mom is driving me home as we
speak. I can't fucking believe that my mother is a
whore. I witnessed my own mother pleasing another man
and I feel disgusting.
During the ride, we didn't speak to each other for
about 30 minutes. All of a sudden, Mom asked if I
could forget everything that happened today. I said I
would, but I knew that this hoe could not step another
foot into this household.
GREG, LISTEN.
HOW ABOUT
WE FORGET
ABOUT WHAT
HAPPENED
TODAY?
YEAH, SURE.
WHATEVER.
@gabriel
She then asked me not to tell Dad about this. I said
I wouldn't, but you can't make a promise to a hoe who
breaks her wedding vows.

A cartoon image shows a list of things that school doesn't teach, such as how to pay fanum tax, how to gamble, how to rizz up a gyatt, and skibidi toilet lore. A cartoon character is wiping his nose in the foreground with a school building behind him.

The image shows a split comparison. In the top half, a cruise ship is moving through calm water, and the text says, "Doing tutorial." In the bottom half, a person is struggling to stand on a paddleboard in the middle of the ocean, holding an umbrella for balance. The text above reads, "Whatever the fuck I'm trying to do on my own."

the homeless man watching me pull
out a .357 revolver and paint the
sidewalk with my own brains after he
asked me for a dollar
&@nickreynaa

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