Jokes
Memes
Community
Categories

Popular

Orphan jokes
Twin Towers jokes
Priest jokes
Prince Andrew jokes
Morbid jokes
Hairline jokes
Short jokes
Gay jokes
9/11 jokes jokes
Autism jokes
Lesbian jokes
Wheelchair jokes
Indian jokes
Stephen Hawking jokes
Calculator jokes
Testicle jokes
Flat jokes
Suicide jokes
Sally jokes
Prostitution jokes
All categories

Jokes
999+
Memes
236
Community
992

OR memes

Post meme

Best
Newest

Extraterrestrial

A possessed boi or math?

The image is a meme with two panels. The left panel shows a blue, four-limbed, cartoonish figure, described as "An extraterrestrial being, that can take on many forms, with infinite power, that can make anyone go absolutely deaf." The right panel shows a simple math equation written in a child-like scrawl: "4 x 0 = 0", labeled as "A 3rd grade math equation."

Eye

Pog did not punch someone. This story is false.

A photo of Winston-Salem State QB Rudy Johnson with a black eye, accompanied by text stating that the picture was published on November 18, 2013, by Larry Brown and text that promotes help for children who lost parents in the Russian war in Ukraine.

Pornhub

The image shows a screenshot from Pornhub with a 'Flag This Video' dialog box open. The options are listed as 'Inappropriate content', 'Underage', 'Video does not play', 'Spam or misleading', and 'Other'. The 'Other' option is selected and the text box for the reason says 'Nudity and Sexual content'. Underneath this, there are three wolves, with two looking nonchalant labeled as "Pornhub employees", and one looking excited, labeled "Me".

Corner

A list of ten things to do in an elevator. The text reads: Top 10 Things To Do In An Elevator. 1. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 2. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?" 3. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!" 4. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking. 5. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on". 6. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly. 7. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral. 8. Dress up as the devil and then ask other people as they get in, "Going down?" 9. Drag a desk into the elevator. Ask "Do you have an appointment?" 10. Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."

Story

The image shows a green cartoon character with red eyes. Below the image is text of a story about a date gone wrong, ending with the line "That's my story of how I got cockblocked by motherfucking al qaeda."

Virgin

A screenshot of two tweets. The first tweet asks whether Tarzan was a virgin before he met Jane, or if he "beat gorilla cheeks." The second tweet is a reply showing a Google search bar with the text "How to delete someone else's tweet."

Surgeon

A screenshot from 4chan's /fit/ poetry corner features a Wojak next to a limerick about a surgeon named Keith who circumcises men with his teeth to get to the cheese underneath.

Insurance

The image displays a screenshot from a video game featuring a menu with three options: "Give Up", "Try Again", and "Call Luigi". Text overlayed on the image reads: "POV: your insurance claim was denied by United Healthcare". Luigi is visible in the upper right corner of the image.

Cat

A cat with grey and black swirling patterns is curled up on a carpeted cat tree, making it resemble a snail. The image asks the question, "Is this a cat or a snail?"

Fire

Crit especially if you are a rouge

The image is a two-panel meme. The left panel shows a red dragon breathing fire. The text reads "An ancient being capable of flying and breathing fire." The right panel shows a 20-sided die with the number 20 facing up. The text reads "One critical boi". Above both images, it asks "Who would win?"

Category

The top image is the colorful, illustrated album cover for Kool Keith's album 'Thug or What?'. It depicts Kool Keith with a serious expression, holding a gun. Superimposed over his body is a sheer image of him wearing a pink bra and fishnet stockings. Two other figures are also on the cover: a young person on a bike and another person leaning on a wall. The text on the cover reads 'THUG OR WHAT?' and 'KOOL KEITH'. Below the album cover is a screenshot of a tweet from Kurrco saying 'The GRAMMYs are introducing a new category: Best Album Cover
Which album cover deserved to win a GRAMMY in the past?'.

Platform

A yellow sign with black text that says: "Keep back from the platform edge or you may get sucked off."

Treat

yeah this is true very

A white cat is sitting in a chair with its paw on a computer cable. The text on the image says "GET THE TREATS OR I PULL THE PLUG."

Poster

The meme shows three frames. The first frame shows Gandalf in front of a hobbit door, saying "We don't want any more visitors, well-wishers, or distant relations!". The second frame shows Uncle Sam with Gandalf's hair and beard pointing with the words "And what about very old recruiting posters?". The last frame shows Bilbo with his arms out and yelling "Propagandalf!"

Snow

as apart of this stupid state i can confirm not cold at all. (I was born in Ohio)

The image shows a snowy landscape. The text on top reads, "UTAH: SHOULD I WALK TO CHURCH OR JUST DRIVE?" The text at the bottom says, "EAST COAST: IT'S THE END IT'S THE WORLD W. WE'RE GONNA DIE!"

Pokemon card

The image shows a Pokémon card with the character X as the main focus. The card's ability is "That freaking tall pillar," and it has an attack called "Help from four". The text also mentions a "basket" and flipping a coin.

Rectum

A close-up shot of a gas pump nozzle with a caution sticker that reads: "CAUTION: DO NOT INSERT IN MOUTH OR RECTUM." Text at the bottom says, "I have no words..."

Video Game

An image of an older man in military attire, sitting next to a younger person playing video games. The text reads, "When I was your age, I defeated the Nazis in Holland. On Xbox or Playstation?" The second part of the image shows both of them again, and the text reads, "PC you fat retard."

Machine

The image shows a three-panel comic strip. The first panel asks, "Are platypuses carnivores or herbivores?" The second panel shows a platypus and states, "They're neither." The third panel shows a pile of dead animals with blood, and another platypus on top stating, "Platypuses are godless killing machines."

Question

A drawing shows two people. One person, wrapped in bandages, is standing. The other one is crouched in a corner looking sad. The text above them says: this isn't a disrespectful question btw. if you're catholic you believe Christ was fully human, fully divine. To deny that he had sexual temptations implies that he wasn't fully human, making you a blasphemer (punishable by excommunication for most of history) now answer: boobs. or ass.

Previous
Next
- 1
- 2
- 3
- 4
- 5
- …
- 12