New Old Memes - Page 6 - Worst Jokes Ever

Fine I'll soon turn this wasteland of a page into r/Admech and r/AdeptusMechanicus habitable sites by myself

The image shows two panels of a character that looks like a TechPriest from Warhammer 40k. The top panel has the text: "Use newly invented weapons that are superior than your current ones to assist the Imperium." The bottom panel has the text: "Putting them in storage for hundreds of years so you can claim that you can 'Rediscover Old Technology'."

giving people karma

A young boy with a mischievous smile and blond hair is wearing a green sweater. The text overlay says: "Old people at weddings always poke me and say 'You're next'. So, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals."

When you have nothing else to do in your life btw this is someone i know whos rude af

The image shows a YouTube channel page for "PotatoGaming7256" with a list of videos. The videos are titled "InquisitorMaster the ruler of cringe roblox content", "Kragleboss the 3 year old djcook hater", "THOSE Png tubers", and "Playing door games 3 (doors but bad)".

giving people karma

A young boy with a bowl cut smiles mischievously. The text on the image says, "Old people at weddings always poke me and say, 'You're next.' So, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals."

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A character with blue hair and an angry face, flying over a city. The text above the image says: "ME ON MY WAY TO DELETE AN OLD CRINGE PLAYLIST I JUST REMEMBERED".

8 year old me holding a Stick and seeing a random person:

Patrick Star from Spongebob Squarepants is holding a dark object in his hand like a gun and looks angrily. The text says "you dead lol".

when she feels 21 yrs old

A woman in a red coat and hat is exiting a car, appearing a bit clumsy. The text on the image is: "when she feels 21 yrs old".

Off brand Hollow Knight

The image is a drawing titled "BUGGY BOY AND HIS FRIENDS" with eight cartoonish characters. Each character has a short description below it. The first is labeled "cute" and "responsible for several war crimes", the second is "pretty", the third is "mean", the fourth "goth icon", the fifth bought himself a "1 dad mug", the sixth "has had several abortions", the seventh is a "crazy man", and the last is "wittle cutie moth".

So True

The image shows a text exchange with the line "14 year old girl: OMG Billy Eilish's songs are so sad! Me: they really aren't tho. Her: you've never felt true sadness from anything in your life! Me:". Below, characters from the video game "Hollow Knight" are depicted burying the dead, which is intended to show real sadness.

Help

LOL🤣

The image is a two-panel comparison. The top panel shows a sad-looking anime girl with the text, "The old me, who could watch a whole season in a day." The bottom panel features a tired and disheveled Pepe the Frog surrounded by junk food with the text, "The current me, who couldn't even finish 2 episodes."

This. Is. Sparta

A cartoon image shows a small baby being thrown into the air by someone whose arms are visible in the lower right corner, with the text 'Spartans when a 3 year old can't bench press a boulder and kill 30 soldiers in 0.5 secs:' above.

"but age is just a number" 🤣

A text message conversation. The first person asks "Hi, how old are you?" The second person replies "14", the first person says "You're so young. I'm 32 yrs old. But age is just a number." The second replies "Yeah...you know what else is a number?" with the number 911 below.

Hollow Knight Meme

A dark illustration of a scene from Hollow Knight, where one character is digging with a shovel, and the other is holding a flower at a grave. Above is text: "14 year old girl: OMG Billy Eilish's songs are so sad! Me: they really aren't tho. Her: you've never felt true sadness from anything in your life! Me:"

It's true though

The image shows a math quiz with the question: 'Matt has 5 cookies. Alli eats 3 of the cookies. How old is Alli?' The text above the quiz reads 'Teacher: the test isn't that confusing.' and 'The test:'. The quiz is labeled 'MATH QUIZ'.

Omg my 34 week old chicken literally climbed onto my scooter Saturday. Pure gold 👌😂

A brown chicken stands on a black scooter with the text "CYCLOP" visible on it. Another chicken is visible in the background walking on a tiled floor.

Confused unga bunga

The image shows two panels with text above each image. The first panel shows a crying white cat and the text says "S[he] be[lie]ve[d]. 14 y old white girls:". The second panel shows a confused caveman with the text "Sbeve. 14 y old white girls:" and below the image says "(confused unga bunga)".

A Person that puts a RickRoll in a book is actually the hero we all needed...

A page of text detailing the life and work of Niels Bohr, a prominent figure in physics.