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blach66

The image shows a text at the top that says, "In the film Toy Story, if one of the toys died the child would just keep playing with its corpses. - A 5-year-old." Below the text, there is an image of a man with gray hair and a slight smile.

Bozo

A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first person asks, "Hi how old are you?" The second person replies "14" and asks, "Bout' you?" The first person replies, "You're so young. I'm 32 yrs old. But age is just a number" with an emoji. The second person says, "Yeah... you know what else is a number?" followed by "911".

Cocel 😮💨

A meme shows a 3D character standing with arms out wide, with text above that reads "I have fused with god" in a speech bubble. Above this image is text that says: "9 year old me stepping on a lego and surviving:".

Cocel 😮💨

An anime character is looking at a small stick and wondering if this stick is their destined wizard wand. The text says: "7 year old geeks. Is this my destined wizard wand? Weird random stick."

Daddy dick

💀😂

The image depicts a conversation where a 6-year-old child looks at their mom's ID card, specifically the sex designation "F". The child laughs and when asked why, they state, "I can't believe you're so bad in sex that you failed in it." The image finishes with the text: "Husband died laughing."

Daddy dick

Me when i was 7 be like

The image shows a text from a user "rae loves marvel" that says "7 year old kids today: iphones and ipads". Below, it says "Me when I was 7:" and shows a picture of a man, apparently Paul Rudd, with his mouth open in front of a fan.

the pokemon meme collector

when charmander gets old

The image shows a Pokemon card featuring Charmander with glasses and an angry expression. The card also shows the name "Burnie," "Granpda/Fire Pokemon," and the attack "Yuge Fireball", accompanied by the text "Makes you #FeeltheBern." There is also information about weakness, resistance, and retreat cost on the card. It ends with "I luv U alex".

blach66

A photo of a man in a suit with the text "HI I'M BOB" above his head and "MY FAVOURITE THING TO DO IS TO EAT 62-YEAR-OLD JANITORS" below him.

⭐️🌙✨SUNNA AHMAD✨🌙⭐️

Me 6 years ago when I be opening a chip bag :

The image depicts two animated characters. One is a blue figure, and the other is a green tree character. The blue character appears to be struggling with the green tree. The text above the characters reads, "3 year old me trying to get a chip bag open," and the text at the bottom of the image reads, "But... how do you open this thing? It, it won't... budge!"

ohio nugget

this is so funny lol

The image shows a man with a smirk reading a book. The text on the image reads: "When 9 year old you is studying biology and your friend tells you to go to page 75. You"

Daddy dick

Just wanna repost from my old account

A news headline states "The Ohio Butthole Tickling Bandit Has Escaped Custody And Being Hunted By Police." Below the text there is an image with police cars and emergency lights as well as a mugshot of a man with wide eyes and a shocked expression. The news source is attributed to timw_brap, and the post date is January 8, 2016.

Inessa :)

6 year old me in bible study trying to figure out where the dinosaurs were

The image shows a four-panel grid of a woman with a confused expression. In the background, there are mathematical formulas and a drawing of a cone. The formulas are: "y=ax²+bx+c", "(x,x)=-b/2a" and "V=1/3πr²h".

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

i wanna be a firefighter when i grow up

A news article headline reads: "4-year-old Hazel Park boy fatally mauled by pit bull, mother hospitalized." Below the headline is a photo of a young boy wearing a fireman's hat. The article is from the Detroit Free Press, and mentions Frank Witsll as the author and publication dates.

GG Miller

Just a dark humor joke

A man with gray hair and a beard sits at a table with a bottle of beer, looking at the viewer. The text on the image reads: "The thing about 'your mom' jokes is that they're all old and overly used... like your mom."

TechPriestGotDrip

The image shows a Bionicle figure next to a container with a picture of the same Bionicle character on the label. The text above the image reads "Me: I am not that old" and "Also me:".

✨Jassy✨

Hey bitch how u doing?

An image shows a creepy looking character labeled as 'old people with coupons' standing behind a door. In the foreground, a young kid is labeled as 'cashiers'.

LoserIsPro

me 7 yr ago

A purple cartoon figure with an angry expression is on a red background. Text above the figure reads, "3 YEAR OLD ME WHEN MOM DOESN'T BUY ME A TOY". Text below the figure reads, "I. Am next level. Mad."

Cahyani Ambara

BFB

The image shows a blue cartoon character looking angry with its mouth open and text above and below. The text above reads "WHEN MY FRIENDS SAY" and the text below reads "BFDI IS FOR 5 YEAR OLDS".

LoserIsPro

lol

The image shows two CDs, each next to each other like eyes on a face. Above, the text says, "I have a bunch of old albums. Would you like 2 CDs? - yeah sure" and below the text says, "To see Deez Nuts!"

✨Jassy✨

The type of society we live in

A picture of a child with a bowl cut wearing a green sweater with a teddy bear attached. The text says, "Old people at weddings always poke me and say, "You're next." So, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals."

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