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Scream

arsonisfun · 2 years ago

He scares me

The image shows a man painting on a canvas. The image contains four panels. The first panel shows him painting. There is text on top that says, "First, let's add some screams of unbearable confusion in the unpainted areas of the canvas." The second panel shows him looking closely at the canvas. The third panel shows him adding more paint and the text says, "How about it? Do you feel the terror?" The fourth panel shows him painting again and the text says, "Let's add some sorrow-filled screams now." At the very bottom of the image, there is text that says, "I just found anti-Bob Ross."

Colon

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A compilation of five tweets. The top left tweet by Sarah says: 'when you hug a guy and you smell his colon 💕'. The top right tweet by tayLORD says: 'When you can still smell his colon on your pillows even though he's not there >>>>>'. The large central tweet by RichOrb says: 'I love when I can smell a guy's colon as he walks by 😍'. The bottom left tweet by jen says: 'after you hug a boy and you smell like his colon <33'. The bottom right tweet by Stylish Sweetheart says: 'I smell like his colon now ♡'. The tweets all mistakenly use the word 'colon' instead of 'cologne'.

Box

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A doge with a colorful hat is holding a box of Tylenol in front of an open medicine cabinet. The text above the doge reads: "I just swallowed this entire box of 'red pills' I found in the medicine cabinet." The text below the doge reads: "Am I 'based' now?"

Vape

Anonymous · 1 year ago

Shitpost-master general

A blonde woman is holding a white and blue humidifier to her nose and mouth as if it were a vape. The text says: "These vape mods are just fucking ridiculous now."

Airplane

Adolf kitler · 1 year ago

neeeow

A cat sitting on a wooden floor, wearing a cardboard box that looks like an airplane, with the text 'I AM NOW AN AIRPLANE'.

Price

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows a question at the top: "If you could permanently change the price of something to $1, what would it be?" Below the question is a comment: "it costs nothing to be nice" womp womp now it costs a dollar. Then another comment "Remember how breathing air was free".

Income

Adolf kitler · 1 year ago

A cat is lying down, staring into the camera with wide eyes. Above the cat, text reads: "4 years ago I lived in a bush and hunted my own meals. Now I have 2 passive incomes, my own house, & a personal chef. Follow me for more financial advice."

Grandpa

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A screenshot of a conversation on a dark background, showing three comments from an anonymous user labeled 'AG (Anon)'. The first comment, posted '4 minutes ago', says 'No shit, you said that before.' The next two comments, posted 'now', read: 'I am also gay, I wish my grandpa would let me fuck him' and 'But for now I guess i'll just have to settle with raping my dog'.

Search result

R3Y · 2 years ago

I FAMOUS NOW GUYS

A screenshot of a Google search result for the term "TheUsedFleshlightConnoisseur." The search results include links to worstjokesever.com and an Instagram post by rufuswainwright.

Resolution

✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

Me every year

A meme featuring a picture of Leonardo DiCaprio holding a glass, with the text "Just going to make my resolutions now so by New Years Eve I will have already given up on them."

Incest

Heroin Monkey · 10 months ago

Mal is from alabama

Bottle

Face mcshooty · 1 year ago

the future is now

A bottle of Jack Daniel's whiskey with a spray nozzle attached to the top. At the bottom of the image, the words "Cyberpunk 2077" are printed in a stylized font.

Daughter

Caitlyn 🐈🦋 · 3 years ago

I bet my mum thinks this 😂

The image shows a yellow square with black text stating, "Having a teenage daughter is a lot like your house being haunted. Every now and then you see a figure in the corner of your eye, followed by a moaning sound, and then a door will slam shut."

Site

AverageDayInOhio · 3 years ago

this is a L site now

The image shows the flag of Ohio in the center of a black background.

Spider

Im not sure · 3 years ago

No thank you!

A young girl looks sideways with a slight smile, while in the background, a house is in flames. The text overlay reads "There was a spider. It's gone now."

Wish

原田 · 2 years ago

The image shows a drawing of a couple lying in bed, kissing and cuddling. Above the image, the text reads: "How I wish I could be right now:".

Prison

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a text conversation between a policeman and another person, followed by a reaction image. The policeman says, "You're going to prison for forgery." The other person responds, "*Slides him a $37 bill*. What about now?" The policeman's reaction is displayed in three frames showing him with a look of confusion and skepticism.

Town

blach66 · 3 years ago

A four-panel image shows a man leaning into a car window asking a woman for a ride downtown. The woman replies that she won't give him a lift because she's looking for a one night stand.

Now

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

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Name

f4 · 2 years ago

boy

An animated character with a hat and glasses says, "I'm a pimp named Slickback. Say it with me, now."

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