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Scream

arsonisfun · 2 years ago

He scares me

The image shows a man painting on a canvas. The image contains four panels. The first panel shows him painting. There is text on top that says, "First, let's add some screams of unbearable confusion in the unpainted areas of the canvas." The second panel shows him looking closely at the canvas. The third panel shows him adding more paint and the text says, "How about it? Do you feel the terror?" The fourth panel shows him painting again and the text says, "Let's add some sorrow-filled screams now." At the very bottom of the image, there is text that says, "I just found anti-Bob Ross."

Quiz

Kai :) · 3 years ago

i took a quiz. it was so inaccurate.

The image has white text on a black background that says: "We believe you are already happy with your life and you don't need any change. Your future will be the same as it is right now."

Question

Anonymous · 2 years ago

A drawing shows two people. One person, wrapped in bandages, is standing. The other one is crouched in a corner looking sad. The text above them says: this isn't a disrespectful question btw. if you're catholic you believe Christ was fully human, fully divine. To deny that he had sexual temptations implies that he wasn't fully human, making you a blasphemer (punishable by excommunication for most of history) now answer: boobs. or ass.

Box

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A doge with a colorful hat is holding a box of Tylenol in front of an open medicine cabinet. The text above the doge reads: "I just swallowed this entire box of 'red pills' I found in the medicine cabinet." The text below the doge reads: "Am I 'based' now?"

Airplane

Adolf kitler · 1 year ago

neeeow

A cat sitting on a wooden floor, wearing a cardboard box that looks like an airplane, with the text 'I AM NOW AN AIRPLANE'.

Price

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows a question at the top: "If you could permanently change the price of something to $1, what would it be?" Below the question is a comment: "it costs nothing to be nice" womp womp now it costs a dollar. Then another comment "Remember how breathing air was free".

Bottle

Face mcshooty · 1 year ago

the future is now

A bottle of Jack Daniel's whiskey with a spray nozzle attached to the top. At the bottom of the image, the words "Cyberpunk 2077" are printed in a stylized font.

Income

Adolf kitler · 1 year ago

A cat is lying down, staring into the camera with wide eyes. Above the cat, text reads: "4 years ago I lived in a bush and hunted my own meals. Now I have 2 passive incomes, my own house, & a personal chef. Follow me for more financial advice."

Search result

R3Y · 2 years ago

I FAMOUS NOW GUYS

A screenshot of a Google search result for the term "TheUsedFleshlightConnoisseur." The search results include links to worstjokesever.com and an Instagram post by rufuswainwright.

Incest

Heroin Monkey · 11 months ago

Mal is from alabama

Resolution

✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

Me every year

A meme featuring a picture of Leonardo DiCaprio holding a glass, with the text "Just going to make my resolutions now so by New Years Eve I will have already given up on them."

Daughter

Caitlyn 🐈🦋 · 3 years ago

I bet my mum thinks this 😂

The image shows a yellow square with black text stating, "Having a teenage daughter is a lot like your house being haunted. Every now and then you see a figure in the corner of your eye, followed by a moaning sound, and then a door will slam shut."

Sperm

MEME LORD · 2 years ago

The image shows a still from the movie Ratatouille where Remy, the rat chef, is experiencing intense sensory pleasure from food, indicated by the vibrant colors and swirling patterns around him. The text at the top reads: 'when you mix your dead wife's eggs with your now dead son's sperm and drink the mixture without feeling bad about it because it's technically not cannibalism'

Prison

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a text conversation between a policeman and another person, followed by a reaction image. The policeman says, "You're going to prison for forgery." The other person responds, "*Slides him a $37 bill*. What about now?" The policeman's reaction is displayed in three frames showing him with a look of confusion and skepticism.

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Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

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Symptom

kanade otonokoji · 3 years ago

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A block of black text on a white background describes someone's worry and possible fear. It mentions irregular heartbeat, heart palpitations, shortness of breath, chest pain, dizziness, pale skin, vomiting blood, and screams. It also mentions that someone's information was a lie and that something is horribly wrong with this family. The text concludes that Elyssa is screaming loudly.

Wish

原田 · 3 years ago

The image shows a drawing of a couple lying in bed, kissing and cuddling. Above the image, the text reads: "How I wish I could be right now:".

Name

f4 · 3 years ago

boy

An animated character with a hat and glasses says, "I'm a pimp named Slickback. Say it with me, now."

Spider

Im not sure · 3 years ago

No thank you!

A young girl looks sideways with a slight smile, while in the background, a house is in flames. The text overlay reads "There was a spider. It's gone now."

Game

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image contains white text on a black background. The text reads: "You've heard of Grand Theft Auto, now get ready for stealy wheely automobiley."

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