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Sex

37 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A wooden door hanger, similar to a 'Do Not Disturb' sign, hangs on a doorknob. It features text in all capital letters and a graphic. The top part of the sign has text partially obscured by the doorknob. Below the doorknob cutout, the text reads 'IF THIS DOOR IS SHUT', followed by a graphic illustration of a man and a woman in a sexual position. The text below the graphic reads 'I'M POUNDING A SLUT'.

Adoption

322 views · Your local comrade · 1 year ago

*The talk*

A comic strip with three panels. In the first panel, a pink figure asks a taller blue figure, "Dad! Am I adopted?" In the second panel, the blue figure replies, "Of course not!" In the third panel, the blue figure says, "Why would I ever choose you?"

Self-defense

15 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

The CONSTITUTION is not optional.

The image features a news headline stating, 'Czech government tells its citizens how to fight terrorists: Shoot them yourselves.' Below the headline, several handguns are displayed. The bottom part shows a character holding a pistol from a video game with the text 'we can't expect God to do all the work.'

Dog

2 views · cuesta99 · 1 year ago

A cartoon image shows a dog lying on a therapist's couch while a shaggy dog sits in a chair holding a clipboard and pencil, acting as the therapist. There is text in a speech bubble above the therapist that reads, "You're not a 'bad dog', you're just a dog who does bad things." There is a sign in the background that reads, "PET THERAPY."

Overlord

1 view · Apollo · 1 year ago

Hahaha now what overlord should i kill next

A cartoon of the character, Alastor, with the text: "What is Captain Hook's favorite break-up line? It's not you; it's Smee!"

Nugget

12 views · Nugget · 1 year ago

Nugget does not like the cold nuggets

A person holds a piece of paper that says "cold nuggets" and says "Woah". Below that, a nugget character is shown with a disapproving face, while the person is saying "This is worthless!".

Puzzle

8 views · MEME LORD · 1 year ago

A puzzle box shows a landscape image with a house, a mountain, and some birds. The pieces of the completed puzzle next to it show the upper body of a large, muscular man. The text above the puzzles reads "Someone anonymously sent me this puzzle. It's not turning out how I expected..."

Grape

17 views · MEME LORD · 1 year ago

The image shows a yellow cartoon duck standing in a dark room, with a sword visible behind it. Above the duck are speech bubbles with text: 'im not gonna ask you again where are the grapes'

Sperm

206 views · MEME LORD · 1 year ago

The image shows a still from the movie Ratatouille where Remy, the rat chef, is experiencing intense sensory pleasure from food, indicated by the vibrant colors and swirling patterns around him. The text at the top reads: 'when you mix your dead wife's eggs with your now dead son's sperm and drink the mixture without feeling bad about it because it's technically not cannibalism'

Cough

6 views · MEME LORD · 1 year ago

A yellow emoji with wide eyes, exaggerated eyelashes, and a large, open mouth is holding a fist to its mouth. The text above reads, "Love, that's not the coughing emoji. Edited to add: as of this morning (1st April), Tanunda is now doing a drive through. You can just explain your symptoms, and drive through and get tested - no appointment needed for this. As for the walk in clinic at the back of the hospital - this is STILL operating and STILL requires you to make an appointment. Thanks everyone! Hi everyone. A member wanted me to update you on the Corona Virus Health Testing Station set up at Tanunda Hospital. Please don't just roll up, as y..."

K pop

91 views · MEME LORD · 1 year ago

A screenshot of two comments on Pornhub. The first comment by user 'FunkyMonkey42069' is asking if K-Pop could be a substitute for "Ok Boomer". The second comment by user 'U12937492' says "My guy I'm here to blow my load not my mind."

Game

3 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image is a screenshot of a text conversation. On the right is a screen capture of a game perspective showing Barack Obama standing in a supermarket aisle. The game screen has several square icons overlaid. The text in the blue text bubble above says "Five Night's at Barracks.". Below the image on the left is a text bubble that reads "You're not funny stop".

NASA

11 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image is a meme with a top part showing a news headline stating, "NASA warns alien life may not be fuckable", dated March 18, 2021 by Alex Brault. The bottom part depicts Shrek looking distressed with text saying, "NASA security trying to stop me from testing that theory:".

Salt

11 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

Would be funny but I’d rather not get beat to death.

The image shows a text conversation followed by two close-up photos of animals. The text reads: "Me: *having dinner at her house*. Her: can you pass the salt daddy? Me and her father reaching out for the salt." The animals are a dog looking slightly surprised on the left and a cat looking innocently on the right.

Semen

16 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

English spelling at its finest.

A screenshot of a Tumblr post. The first post reads, "You can't spell 'advertisements' without 'semen' between the 'tits'." The second post asks, "What in the fuck did I just read?" The third post says, "Not all heroes wear capes".

Idea

1 view · Anonymous · 1 year ago

Genuine question to you all

The image is a table with the title "How are you still alive!?" There are eight numbered rows, each with a different answer: #1 "I'm not." #2 "I HAVE NO IDEA!" #3 "I had to go to work today." #4 "I'm doing science and I'm still alive." #5 "Too much swag." #6 "$7.52". #7 "yro'ue" and #8 "Spite". There's a signature "Bc" in the top right corner.

Stand

9 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

A cartoon image of Mike Wazowski from Monsters, Inc. is shown with a distorted background of swirling patterns in pink and yellow. The text above Mike reads, "When you stand up too fast and have to stand still for 10 seconds trying not to black out."

Idea

2 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

My friend is has the best ideas

A screenshot of a discord conversation. Windy says that hopefully a bad situation wont happen, and the two friends might work it out. Seth replies with 'Eh'. Windy then says if the situation happens too much, to just put the persons parents in a retirement home. Seth replies with 'Lmao'.

Company

10 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows a two-panel comparison. The top panel is a picture of a woman looking distressed with the text "Designers, when a company hires another designer" and "Am I not enough?". The bottom panel shows a picture of a chimpanzee with the text "Engineers, when company hires another engineer" and "Apes together strong."

Dwarf

54 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A four-panel image using screenshots from Star Wars. In the first panel an editor states that the plural of 'dwarf' is 'dwarfs' not 'dwarves'. The second panel shows Tolkien asking 'Are you threatening me?' The third panel shows the editor declaring 'The Dictionary will decide your fate.' Finally, the fourth panel shows Tolkien stating 'I wrote the Dictionary.'

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