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A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message bubble on the left says "i called". The second message bubble on the right says "i watched it ring". Below the second message it says "Read 10:02 AM".

The image is a four-panel comic. The upper left panel shows a small stick figure on a rock outcropping saying in a speech bubble, "Not all dogs are good boys." The upper right panel shows a crowd of angry looking stick figures with weapons. The lower left panel shows the same stick figure on a rock saying, "Some are good girls." The lower right panel shows the crowd of stick figures now smiling.

The image shows a scene from a movie with two figures fighting with swords. The text above the image reads, 'POV: The average British person when you say Tuesday and not 'chewsday'.'

♢ Shy Dragon ♢

This definitely works

The image is a drawing with four separate life tips on how to make your friends like you more. First, a person is smiling and has a feather tucked in their collar bone, it says 'do a smile to make yourself look like you are not completely dead inside' and 'hold a feather to let your friend know you are not harmful anymore and it is all in the past.' Second, the same person is wearing a lace glove, it says 'wear a single lace glove to show that you have a delicate touch.' Third, it says 'why not wear an outfit that really shows off your figure'. Fourth, a blonde person is holding a leash attached to a dog. It says 'borrow a dog or a child of your choice so people will want to talk to you more'.

Spider-Man and Deadpool are sitting at desks in a classroom. Spider-Man is writing on his test with a pen. Deadpool is writing with scissors. There is text that reads: "Pssst, spidey, what'd you get for number seven?" "Dude, shut up! I don't wanna get in trouble!" "I got Waterloo." "This is a math test!" Are we not going to talk about the fact that deadpool is writing with scissors.

DIS IS NUT FOR KIDS

A product image of a green figure attached to a toothpaste tube and covering the opening. The text on the image reads: 'Toothpaste Cap Kids Toothpaste Attachment. Visit the Handmade Store. 4.0 stars. 15 ratings. Best Price on Amazon. -30% $8.99. List Price: $12.90. FREE Returns. A fun toothpaste cover that will make kids love brushing teeth. Produced in a 3D printer with organic PLA material that can be degraded in nature. It is placed on the cap of the toothpaste tube instead of the toothpaste cap. (Not compatible with non-standard pastes) It is not a hazardous material (toy). Do not wash in hot water or in the machine. The toothpaste tube product in the product is for promotional purposes. You can contact us for color preferences.'

The image has two parts. On the left is a portrait of Famous Dex in a pink shirt. On the right, a screenshot of a search history labeled "trending". The searches include 'famous dex', 'marcus rogers', 'emotional oranges' and 'barawo'. Below the search results, the text reads: "Don't count me out yet."

CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD
RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE
CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD,
RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE
CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD
RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE
I am wanted for seventeen war crimes
in Libya, but I do not condone Sonic
the Hedgehog's behavior.
Hey guys, War Brother Chungus here. I agree with Corpse
Stuff. Although Stuff must be held accountable for his
misdeeds, pedophilia is a crime against humanity and
cannot be tolerated in a healthy society.

The image shows different flags the poster saw on their morning walk. These 'flags' are traffic signs: the US flag times 7, stop sign times 4, danger do not open sign times 13, biohazard sign times 33, a no entry sign times 18, do not open sign times 9, biohazard sign times 6, and danger of infection times 27. Also shown in the image is a nazi flag.

Are you out of mind!
Why do you carry those bricks!
Now is bedtime!
I'm tryna get like you
mama I mean you got
them airbag titties
like hubba hubba
honk honk type shitt
wanna know what it
feels like to carry
around all that
weight you been
carrying around all
your life I mean at
least since you was 14
not that I would've
been into it at that
age I'm just sayin like
you got them
bazooka bubble
breast and I'm tryna
chew on that
experience got me
bricked up fr fr

Being heroic is just not his thing

The image is a four-panel comic strip. The first panel shows a hand reaching up from water with the text "Whitney Houston" written above it. The second panel shows a hand reaching down with the text "God" written above it. The third panel shows a hand pushing the drowning hand down with the text "You're dead." written above it. The final panel shows the hand completely submerged with bubbles.

The image shows three panels. In the top two panels, a Buzz Lightyear-like figure with Iron Man's helmet is flying, with Woody's body, with Ant-Man's helmet attached to his hand. The text bubble says: "Uuuh... TONY? We missed the gauntlet!" followed by the next text bubble saying: "We're not aiming for the gauntlet!". The bottom panel shows Thanos in a kneeling pose with his butt in the air.

The image shows a text overlay that says 'me: oh you don't wanna reply for an hour? guess I'm not replying for an hour either -DING- me:'. Below this text, there is a blurry photo of a person suddenly standing up and leaning forward, with their hair flying around. There are a door and a picture frame visible in the background.

shrek has a potato for a nose

"I ask the questions," snapped Shrek. "What's in your purse?"
"It is not a purse, but a pouch. Just some cold chicken parts."
"Give to me, purse boy!" Shrek yelled. "I will warm them with
my microwave eyes and eat them. Purse boys don't get to eat!"
As Shrek heated up his meal, the peasant died of seeing Shrek.
17

How the skinwalker
looks at his victim
after he screams
"i'm not dying a
v*rgin" and starts
unzipping his pants
MemeZee

A photo shows a flooded room with brown liquid. The caption reads: "not to brag but I'm halfway done filling my basement with gasoline." There is a TikTok username visible in the bottom right corner: @luka.x13

A cartoon image shows Katy Perry, wearing a wedding veil and green dress, and Elmo, a red muppet, standing in front of a cartoon building. The text above reads: "Katy: 'Men must learn to like a woman for her personality, not her body.' Elmo: 'Would you-' Katy: 'No, you're too short.'"

The image shows a picture of Luce Irigaray at the top. Below, there is an excerpt from an article discussing her views on physics and sex. At the bottom there is a picture of Fry from Futurama with the caption: "I HAVE TRANSCENDED ABOVE AND BEYOND THE EMOTION OF ANGER".

A blue Among Us character-shaped object with a tube of toothpaste coming out of its bottom. The text on the image says: "We are Not the same"

grandegarlic
bogleech
werewarg
onlylolgifs
Polymer balls that are invisible in water
IMAGINE PUTTING LIKE 10 IN SOMEONE'S BATH AND THEY
GET IN THEY JUST START FREAKING OUT BECAUSE
THERES SOMETHING TOUCHING ME BUT THERES NOTHING
IN THE FUCKING WATER WHAT THE FUCK OMFG
you're not thinking big enough
make them in the shape of people with huge long fingers and hide
one in every swimming pool in America
please calm down satan

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