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Military

13 views · Sooploosh MacSchnibble · 1 year ago

The image is a comic strip showing three panels. In the first panel, an elderly man in military attire is talking to a younger man sitting next to him, who is also playing a video game. The text says, "WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, I DEFEATED THE NAZIS IN HOLLAND." The younger man responds, "You have to let me go, grandpa. It's not your fault you inspired me to join the military. I knew the risks when I signed up. It was my choice." In the second panel, the younger man fades and becomes translucent. The text says, "Men shouldn't die so young." In the third panel, the elderly man is sitting alone on the chair.

Bullet

1 view · Sooploosh MacSchnibble · 1 year ago

The image shows a gun firing a bullet. Next to it, there's a man wearing a bullet as clothing with the text "Why not wear a JACKET PROOF BULLET?" above the man.

Money

28 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

Big Bird is standing looking downward. Below him text reads: "Big Bird once again kindly offers money to homeless Oscar. He knows fully well that Oscar would immediately use it to fulfill his heroin addiction, which is precisely what he wants. Enough money to help him stay addicted, but not enough to get him to quit or die. An endless cycle of suffering that keeps him throbbingly erect at night."

Doctor

269 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A doctor in a white coat is examining a child. The doctor's hands are on the child's forehead and he has a tool in his hand. The child has his mouth open and looks scared. The text says "Just relax Timmy... I'm your doctor, not your priest..."

Dead

5 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A three-panel image from the movie Harry Potter. In each panel, Albus Dumbledore stands in a white space. The first panel reads, "Do not pity the dead Harry,". The second panel reads, "Pity the living.". The third panel reads, "And above all else, pity those that look at the top right corner."

Body

8 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A raccoon is lifting a barbell in a home gym. The text on the image says, "This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like."

Phone

11 views · Swf · 1 year ago

The image shows a split frame. The top half features Indiana Jones looking slightly annoyed. The bottom half shows a Nokia phone with hieroglyphs engraved on it. The text says: "Not saying your mom has an old phone but..."

Type

51 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

The image shows a text stating, "There are 2 types of people," followed by two comments. The first comment, by "Heroin Monkey," reads, "daddy diddy is cumming." The second comment, by "rylee!!," reads, "I get this is a jokes site but other people have convos as well on here. It's not just me and ethan so please stop."

Coffee

21 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of two Instagram posts. The first post, from user fatgirlhedonist, says "Idk who needs to hear this, but I switched from buying coffee every day to making it at home 2 years ago and I'm still not a millionaire." The second post, from user brianmstewart, is pinned and replies "I have studied the habits of millionaires. While it is a good step to save money by making coffee at home, have you considered supplementing your income by committing massive fraud?"

Menstruation

34 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

A person is shown with their mouth wide open, screaming. Above the person, the text reads: "Liberals after finding out girls menstruate and not womenstruate."

Age

7 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

When you find out she was 13 not 30.

Two men in suits are in an image. One man leans in and whispers in the other man's ear. The other man looks surprised. There are children in front of them, as if they are giving a presentation to children.

Forklift

3 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

The meme shows a split image. The top part is a screenshot of a character from Team Fortress 2 on the phone, saying "I don't care if I only hit his bloody ear. I want my cash, and I want my immunity, Joe, that was the bloody deal, alright? Did you not take your pills this morning or something, Joe?". The bottom part shows Joe Biden on the phone in front of a field filled with forklifts, saying "No, no, I just want to find out if I can return 23 forklifts here. This morning men unloaded them onto my lawn and demanding money. No warning. I just want to know where I can send them back."

Deal

1 view · Anonymous · 1 year ago

A character from the video game Team Fortress 2 is on the phone saying, "The deal was 150k and immunity, Joe. Did you not take your pills again?"

Worm

54 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows three notifications on a phone. The first is from 'Anxiety' saying, 'What if you're not good enough.' The second is from 'Depression' saying, 'Everyone hates you.' The third is from 'Worm' asking, 'Would you still love me if I was a girl?'

Creature

11 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A creepy, pale, slender, four-legged creature with a smiling face is walking down a road at night. The text on the image says "The creature slowly walks towards my house screaming my name. I don't care who IRS sends. I'm not paying taxes."

Health

5 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

An opossum sits in a hole in the ground. Text overlaid on the image reads: "Mentally, I am not well. Physically? Also no. Spiritually? No."

Feet

14 views · arsonisfun · 1 year ago

Real

Sonic the Hedgehog is kneeling in a field with his hands together in prayer. Above him, the text reads, "Thank you God," and below him, the text reads, "for not making me attracted to feet."

Bed

10 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

Anakin Skywalker looks upset, with the text: "When your Mom & Dad tell you to stop jumping on your bed but you hear their bed squeaking at 2am. It's not fair!"

Rectum

9 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

A close-up shot of a gas pump nozzle with a caution sticker that reads: "CAUTION: DO NOT INSERT IN MOUTH OR RECTUM." Text at the bottom says, "I have no words..."

Group

9 views · Swf · 1 year ago

The image shows a cartoon representing different national teams as balls with their respective flags, each in their group for the EURO 2024. Each "countryball" expresses a different sentiment or makes a joke related to their football reputation or chances in the tournament. The text across the image shows dialog and commentary for each country.

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