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4 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
A person is at their computer, typing on the keyboard. Another person is close and saying "Babe, come to bed", and the first person responds in a speech bubble: "Not now. I gotta post memes for my mentally unstable followers."
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    • Dad

    3 views · Wade · 2 years ago

    Not now..

    The image is a four-panel cartoon. In the first panel, a pixelated man with purple skin, labeled "Dad," tells a pixelated brown-haired boy with a small yellow figure that it's "not now, son." In the second panel, the same purple man, again labeled "Dad," tells a pixelated girl with orange hair that it's "not now, daughter." The third panel shows the dad telling a pixelated red animal with sharp teeth, "Not now, son." The final panel depicts the same purple man with the red animal, plus a green creature, and a white-and-red clown, while the man is saying "Kids!"
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    • Storage

    4 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    The image shows a phone screen with an "iPhone Storage Full" notification over a photo gallery full of pictures of a man with a beard. Some of the images have text overlays, such as "THIS POST IS 100% FACT CHECKED BY TRUE/YCPATRIOTS". At the bottom of the screen, there are menu options such as "TIME-LAPSE", "SLO-MO", "VIDEO", and "PHOTO", as well as a username "@midnightmitch".
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    • Feminist

    380 views · Anonymous · 6 years ago

    If a heterosexual man wanted his dick sucked, what would a feminist say to him that a gay man would never say to him?

    "Not now, I have a headache."

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