Not now jokes

Feminist

Anonymous · 6 years ago

If a heterosexual man wanted his dick sucked, what would a feminist say to him that a gay man would never say to him?

"Not now, I have a headache."

People

Anonymous · 9 years ago

Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, "Not now."

Chinese

Shower thoughts · 5 months ago

Why do women love Chinese food? Because WON TON spelled backward is NOT NOW!

Meme

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A person is at their computer, typing on the keyboard. Another person is close and saying "Babe, come to bed", and the first person responds in a speech bubble: "Not now. I gotta post memes for my mentally unstable followers."

Not now memes

Update

Haven · 3 years ago

You are like a software update. Whenever I see you, I immediately think, "Not now."

England

T R Mortimer · 7 years ago

Don't bother; just try to live in England.

App

Anonymous Cat · 4 years ago

Is Gwen still on this app thing?

Hello Kitty

Bash · 4 years ago

You are so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.

Time

Anonymous · 6 years ago

Yes, you are the one who can get it, and what time do I have?

Community talk

No, no no no no no no no no no no no no This cannot be happening. Not now. I’m having a damn panic attack and I don’t even know why but I want to do things I’ll regret during them. Idk what to do I haven’t have one in months I forgot...

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