Not now jokes

If a heterosexual man wanted his dick sucked, what would a feminist say to him that a gay man would never say to him?

"Not now, I have a headache."

Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, "Not now."

Why do women love Chinese food? Because WON TON spelled backward is NOT NOW!

You are like a software update. Whenever I see you, I immediately think, "Not now."

Humanity.

Is Gwen still on this app thing?

You are so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.

Yes, you are the one who can get it, and what time do I have?

If it does more than pee, it's too old for me!