Not now jokes

Software update

Anonymous · 9 years ago

Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, "Not now."

Feminist

Anonymous · 6 years ago

If a heterosexual man wanted his dick sucked, what would a feminist say to him that a gay man would never say to him?

"Not now, I have a headache."

Chinese

Shower thoughts · 10 months ago

Why do women love Chinese food? Because WON TON spelled backward is NOT NOW!

Dad

Wade · 3 years ago

Not now..

The image is a four-panel cartoon. In the first panel, a pixelated man with purple skin, labeled "Dad," tells a pixelated brown-haired boy with a small yellow figure that it's "not now, son." In the second panel, the same purple man, again labeled "Dad," tells a pixelated girl with orange hair that it's "not now, daughter." The third panel shows the dad telling a pixelated red animal with sharp teeth, "Not now, son." The final panel depicts the same purple man with the red animal, plus a green creature, and a white-and-red clown, while the man is saying "Kids!"

Not now memes

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Leo capaldi · 5 years ago

You're really...

Love

Anonymous · 6 years ago

Also, not love everyone.

Update

Haven · 3 years ago

You are like a software update. Whenever I see you, I immediately think, "Not now."

Meme

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A person is at their computer, typing on the keyboard. Another person is close and saying "Babe, come to bed", and the first person responds in a speech bubble: "Not now. I gotta post memes for my mentally unstable followers."

Not now memes

Community talk

No, no no no no no no no no no no no no This cannot be happening. Not now. I’m having a damn panic attack and I don’t even know why but I want to do things I’ll regret during them. Idk what to do I haven’t have one in months I forgot…

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