Not now jokes

If a heterosexual man wanted his dick sucked, what would a feminist say to him that a gay man would never say to him?

"Not now, I have a headache."

Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, "Not now."

Why do women love Chinese food? Because WON TON spelled backward is NOT NOW!

You are like a software update. Whenever I see you, I immediately think, "Not now."

Humanity.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

You are so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.

Is Gwen still on this app thing?

Bunger.