Not now jokes

If a heterosexual man wanted his dick sucked, what would a feminist say to him that a gay man would never say to him?

"Not now, I have a headache."

Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, "Not now."

Why do women love Chinese food? Because WON TON spelled backward is NOT NOW!

You are like a software update. Whenever I see you, I immediately think, "Not now."