News memes
JAY-Z ON TOP
What da hood calls you when you are the new cult leader
Boys, just got the leaks for the new Nintondo 4DS!
New card for the Nintondo 4DS
The New religion. Submit to Nevelah. The Carcass awaits you my friend.
Jokes
The other day my friend messaged me saying, "bro I have two pieces of bad news for you." I told him to combine them. He replied with, "your girlfriend is cheating on both of us."
You travel to the past into the era where Julius Caesar is still alive. He thinks you may be from the future to bring him good news. He asks you, "How do I die?"
You reply with: "Surrounded by friends."
One time this kid came back from school and said, "Mom I have one good news and one bad news, which one do you wanna hear first?" And his mom said, "Good news please," and the boy said, "I got 100% on my math test today." and his mom gave him a hug, and the boy said, "Now to the bad news, I LIED!"