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Anonymous

A box of Pop-Tarts with the flavor 'Garlic Bread with melted cheese'. The package shows an image of a Pop-Tart that is made of garlic bread. On the right is a red section advertising the cereal Krave. The text also includes 'garlic bread memes'. The box indicates 8 toaster pastries.

Thoughtless

The image shows a search bar with the word "children" typed in and the "shopping" tab highlighted. Below, there is a picture of Geralt from "The Witcher" with an unimpressed facial expression, accompanied by the text "Hmm".

Heroin Monkey

The meme contrasts an image of a devil saying, "MY CHILD WILL not email a 9 petabyte zip bomb to a fox news journalist," with an image of Jesus next to an email that reads, "This file contains a lot of photos and videos from teachers on my school showing LGBTQ propaganda."

Wade

This explains a lot

An image of a cartoon rabbit with a broken ear and a dark face standing in front of a blurred fire with the text “BREAKING NEWS” and “MAN LITERALLY TOO ANGRY TO DIE”.

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a Google search with the query "cause of the great london fire". The first result shown is "Great Fire of London / Cause" and below it is the answer "Fire".

Ness Plays

Too good to be true.

A three-panel comic. In the first panel, three people are sitting at a table. The man in the middle is saying, "We need new apps and features". In the second panel, the three people are again sitting at a table with speech bubbles pointing up. The person on the left is saying "TikTok", the person in the middle is saying "YouTube Shorts", and the person on the right is saying "MySpace Mobile". In the third panel, the man on the left is upset and the man on the right is seen falling out of a high-rise window.

Ness Plays

Erg

A four-panel comic strip featuring the Stonks character. In the first panel, he finds a chest in a cave. The second panel shows him opening a scroll with bright light. The third panel displays the scroll reading, "News Flash: You suck, Stonk." The fourth panel shows him running away. The text on the image includes "We finally found it...after 15 years", "The scroll of truth!", "News Flash: You suck, Stonk", and "NYEHHH".

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

i wanna be a firefighter when i grow up

A news article headline reads: "4-year-old Hazel Park boy fatally mauled by pit bull, mother hospitalized." Below the headline is a photo of a young boy wearing a fireman's hat. The article is from the Detroit Free Press, and mentions Frank Witsll as the author and publication dates.

Evil Duck Lords Of America

The image shows a split screen. On the left, a duck is being petted and a news banner reads "BREAKING NEWS THIS DUCK IS HAPPY 5:16 SOMEONE TOLD HIM HE'S CUTE". On the right, a close up of a duck with its mouth open and the text says "good morning :)".

Doom Slayer

The image shows two password input fields. The first field contains "all the other waifus" and shows a weak password strength. The second field contains "kujou sara" and shows a strong password strength.

Ness Plays

New version of Nintondo 4DS

A red box for the fictional Nintondo 4DS console, a hand drawn and misspelled “comes with pikemen 4D” is written on the top of the box. A drawing of Pikmin is added to the console.

ADHD autist

What you think about my sudoku record? Evil sudoku, no notes, no hints!

A printed paper with a sudoku grid and a digital interface printed on it as well. The grid is filled with numbers. The difficulty level is labeled as 'Evil', and the mistake count is 2 out of 3. The digital interface shows buttons for 'Undo,' 'Erase,' 'Notes,' and 'Hint,' as well as number buttons from 1 to 9. There is also a button labeled 'New Game'.

TechPriestGotDrip

A tweet from Donald J. Trump, stating 'Imao I'd like to see North Korea TRY to get through the new U.S.A. Defense system.' The tweet is juxtaposed with an image of several colorful Bionicle figures standing together.

Lil’ bro

The image shows a dictionary entry for the word "wheedle" with its pronunciation and definition. The definition reads: "use flattery or coaxing in order to persuade someone to do something or give one something". The entry also notes that it is from the "New Oxford American Dictionary".

DAP ME UP

Just created a new logo for myself what should i put it on

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

Jorking my peniys

The image is a screenshot of a tweet by user @Xvstardust_. The tweet text reads: One time I was jorking mine peniys and... Well... Let's just say it got hard...

Heroin Monkey

Anonymous

Shitpost-master general

A news headline reads, "An asteroid the size of a small town is headed straight towards India." An illustration shows an asteroid headed toward India from space.

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MacMiller
I wrote @ScHoolBoyQ album. I
can't keep it a secret anymore. I
wrote all the hooks and bridges.
3/18/14, 8:09 PM
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@MacMiller so your admitting u
use da N WORD???
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He had the pass anyway. In inertia I swear he say
"all you niggas old news" hence the bleep. As
well In Shut the front door he says "I'm clearly a
Wigger" Yes that's right, with the hard R! I agree tho
man, Mac really was that (N)Wigga 8real.
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Pretty sure the bleep in inertia is Ariana or my ex or
my old bitch something like that but in reference to
her
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MaclsLife OP 4h
Shit you may be right, but i like the idea of him
saying the N Word!!
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