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Asteroid

Anonymous · 1 year ago
  • Shitpost-master general

    A news headline reads, "An asteroid the size of a small town is headed straight towards India." An illustration shows an asteroid headed toward India from space.
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  • Phone

    HELLO1 · 1 year ago
  • A black image with white text that reads: "Do not flip your phone. Since you have read this, you will be told good news tonight. If you don't repost this, your worst week starts now."
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  • Sentence

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • The image shows a news headline that reads: "Prisoners 'could serve 1,000 year sentence in eight hours'" followed by the text: "Future biotechnology could be used to make prisoners feel as if they were serving a 1,000 year sentence, a team of scientists claim". Below, Peter Griffin from "Family Guy" is sitting in a chair with the text: "ah sweet man-made horrors beyond my comprehension" above him.
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  • Cookie

    Willy b · 1 year ago
  • The image shows soldiers with guns. In the lower part of the image, there is a text banner that reads: "Breaking News LIVE Due to a decrease in cookie sales, The Girl Scouts switch to a more agresive sales campaign".
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  • Phone

    DIANEE · 1 year ago
  • A text-based image with the instruction "Do not flip your phone" at the top. Underneath that, the text is written upside down: "Since you have read this, you will be told good news tonight. If you don't repost this, your worst week starts now."
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  • Duck

    Evil Duck Lords Of America · 1 year ago
  • The image shows a split screen. On the left, a duck is being petted and a news banner reads "BREAKING NEWS THIS DUCK IS HAPPY 5:16 SOMEONE TOLD HIM HE'S CUTE". On the right, a close up of a duck with its mouth open and the text says "good morning :)".
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  • Clown

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A clown with white face paint, a red nose, and rainbow hair is being interviewed by CityNews. The news banner says "CityNews EXCLUSIVE" and "DOO DOO THE CLOWN" under it. Under that, "HERO" is written.
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  • Murder

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • The image contains text from a news article reporting that Luigi Mangione, who was arrested for the murder of United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson, was part of a group of Ivy League gamers who played a game similar to Among Us. It mentions the game in the text.
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  • Rapper

    TaylorSwiftBoat · 1 year ago
  • Bro how are my favorite rappers gonna make good music if they can’t pop PERKIES

    A news article from The New York Times with the headline "E.P.A. Bans Cancer-Causing Chemicals Used in Dry Cleaning". The date is Dec. 9, 2024, 7:26 a.m. ET. It shows an image of a person working in a dry cleaning facility.
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  • Cause

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A screenshot of a Google search with the query "cause of the great london fire". The first result shown is "Great Fire of London / Cause" and below it is the answer "Fire".
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  • Rose

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • The image shows a turtle climbing a fence. The text on the image reads: "Roses are red. Pigs cannot fly. Breaking News. LIVE Tortoise attempts escape because fuck you, that's why." There is a TVN Exclusive logo in the lower-right corner.
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  • Tweet

    Cosmo idk · 1 year ago
  • A list of 14 mock news headlines about Trump dancing, satirizing different media outlets. The meme is titled "The Trump Dance as covered by 14 different news outlets". The news sources include Fox News, HuffPost, CNN, OAN, Salon, Snopes, Vox, Daily Wire, Teen Vogue, Infowars, Vice, The View, Not the Bee, and a logo that looks like a bee.
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  • Diary entry

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • The image shows a page from a diary with hand-written text and a small drawing of a person on a couch looking dejected.
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  • Election

    Anonymous · 1 year ago
  • Republicans were quick to admit however, that the 22nd Amendment was passed in a stolen election to remove FDR.

    A news article with the headline: 4D Chess: Democrats Admit Trump Actually Won In 2020 And Is Now Unable To Serve Third Term. Below the headline is the text: POLITICS - Nov 7, 2024 - BabylonBee.com. Underneath is an image of several politicians standing at a podium with the US flag behind them. The woman at the podium is speaking.
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  • Brit

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A newspaper clipping with the headline "Nude Brit covered in poo fell from hotel balcony into café", followed by a news article describing a naked British tourist who fell through a café ceiling from his hotel balcony in Thailand.
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  • Million

    RealBoat · 1 year ago
  • L

    A screen capture from a music streaming service showing the profile of the artist Pop Smoke. It displays the number of monthly listeners (19,985,831) and the text "Pop's monthly listeners drop below 20 million, the first time since July 2020."
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  • Driver

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A news headline reads: 'Pantless driver dies after being ejected through his sunroof while masturbating to porn on a cellphone when the car crashed and rolled over.'
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  • Florida Man

    tabs1528 · 1 year ago
  • The top image shows two Coast Guard officers standing on a boat, looking at a person in a large inflatable bubble. The bottom image has a young man with a questioning expression. The text reads: "Florida Man Who Tried to 'Run' to Bermuda in Inflatable Bubble Rescued by Coast Guard, Again. AGAIN...?"
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  • Florida Man

    tabs1528 · 1 year ago
  • A news headline reads "WATCH: Florida Man Vapes Semen". It is followed by the publication date and time. Below are share icons and two small images of a man, one looking grumpy and another one vaping. The image also contains text on a clothing item "ORIDA STA"
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  • Florida Man

    tabs1528 · 1 year ago
  • A three-panel meme based on a scene from the movie Thor: Ragnarok. The top panel shows the character Hela, labeled 'Florida Man', saying 'You can't defeat me.' The middle panel shows the character Thor, labeled 'Michigan Man', saying 'I know, but he can.' The bottom panel features a mugshot of a man with a text caption below it that reads: 'Wyoming Man Found with 30 Eyeballs in His Anal Cavity.'
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