200+ Best Newness Memes - Page 13 - Worst Jokes Ever

Album

JAY-Z ON TOP

A close-up photo features Jay-Z wearing sunglasses with a part of a tweet about him overlayed. The tweet says "Jay-Z should release an album (or mixtape) to show this new generation that he's HIM."

People

A picture shows Leonardo DiCaprio looking distressed while holding a glass of wine. Above his head, it reads: "WHEN PEOPLE SAY" and below the picture, it reads: "THEY WILL KEEP THEIR NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS"

Hood

What da hood calls you when you are the new cult leader

The image shows a group of simple stick figures. One figure in the center is slightly larger and has its arms outstretched, as if leading. Above them, in colorful letters, it says, "A Self Proclaimed Prophet".

Diss

The image shows a tweet by Hip Hop All Day, which quotes NAV dissing Drake in a song and is taken from Taylor Swift's new album 'The Tortured Poet Department'. Below the tweet, there are three images: one of Drake, one of NAV, and the album cover of Taylor Swift. The album cover reads: 'The Tortured Poet Department' by Taylor Swift and 'The Alchemy (feat. NAV)'.

Nintondo 4DS

Boys, just got the leaks for the new Nintondo 4DS!

The image shows a white card with four cartoon-like Pikmin characters against a blue background. The yellow, red, and purple characters have large eyes and look silly. Below them in a white rounded font is written "Nintondo".

Card

New card for the Nintondo 4DS

A pink, round character with a black drawn on wig and glasses in front of a blue background on a card labeled "Nintendo".

Religion

The New religion. Submit to Nevelah. The Carcass awaits you my friend.

A black and white target with a red dot in the middle and four red dots on the outer ring. The image says: "The New religion. Submit to Nevelah. The Carcass awaits you my friend."

Jokes

Orphan

New Teacher: "I was an orphan as a kid."

Students: "OOF!"

Teacher: "Is anyone missing?"

Students: "Your parents!"

Flight Simulator

What’s New York’s favorite game?

2001 flight simulator.

Adoption

Father: "Son, you were adopted."

Son: "What?! I knew it! I want to meet my biological parents!"

Father: "We are your biological parents. Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in 20 minutes."