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A three panel comic strip shows a child in bed talking to his mom about a monster under his bed, calling it the most hideous thing he's ever seen. The last panel reveals the monster is actually his brother in the bottom bunk who replies 'Why do you hate me, brother'

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The image shows a close-up of Gru's face from the movie Despicable Me. He has wide, worried eyes and a slight, nervous smile. Above him is the text: "When you flush the toilet and the water starts rising".

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A phone screen shows a text message conversation with the last message reading "My boyfriend", followed by two images of Kermit the frog. The first image is Kermit looking at a phone with a shocked expression. The second image is Kermit laying on the floor and having his chest compressed.

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The image shows two side-by-side images of the character Woody from Toy Story. On the left, Woody has a sly and sinister smile. On the right, Woody is engulfed in flames while laughing maniacally. The text above the images reads, "Me after finding someone on gmail who has the same pfp as someone online."

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A close up image shows a chipmunk with its cheeks puffed out, filled with food. The text overlay says, "WHEN YOU ALREADY STARTED EATING AND SOMEONE SAYS 'LETS PRAY'"

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The meme shows the text "Me: *puts on hand sanitizer* A cut I never knew existed:" above a picture of the character Elmo engulfed in flames.

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The image shows a clear sky with the Eiffel Tower in the center. Flying in the sky are several pyramid shaped flying saucers. The text on the image says: "Nobody: History channel at 3 AM:"

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The image shows a man with short brown hair and a mustache, wearing a red hoodie, standing in front of a basement staircase. The text on the image reads: "Today I'm going to buy this basement full of children."

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The image shows two side-by-side panels. The top left panel contains the text "Me naming myself 忍者ソース付恐竜歯ブラシ to scare other players". On the right is a photo of a young man. The bottom left panel says "Japanese dude wondering why my name is "Dinosaur Toothbrush With Ninja Sauce". The bottom right panel is a picture of a Japanese man looking confused.

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The image shows a meme comparing girls and boys in a locker room. The top text reads 'girls locker room: omg, I'm so tired, the test was so hard'. Below is an image of a person in military gear holding a stick while riding in a yellow mop bucket. There's text over the image saying 'ASSAULT VEHICLE ACQUIRED'.

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A man is using a hair dryer pointed at his head with a questioning text above and below his image: "WTF IS HE BLOW DRYING?" and "HIS THOUGHTS?"

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The image is split into two sections. On the left, there's a fierce-looking T-Rex. On the right is Barney the Dinosaur, smiling and friendly. The text reads: "MY MOM TELLING EVERYONE TO GET READY FOR CHURCH:" over the T-Rex and "MY MOM WHEN WE GET TO CHURCH:" over Barney.

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The image shows two panels. The top panel shows two penguins looking directly at the viewer with a faded overlay effect, and the text "Me zoned out staring at a fixed point:". The bottom panel shows a child holding a cross and looking startled, with the text "The ghost in my room:", "How the flip can u see mE?!", and "U need God".

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The image shows a text message exchange. The first message reads: "It's all good sweetheart, you don't have to worry about me." The response asks: "Sweetheart?" Then a message reads: "Is it okay if I call you that?" The answer is: "You can call me anything you like." The final message says: "Okay Optimus Prime."

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A meme showing text at the top that reads "Me: *Sits in a quiet room* My ears:". Below this is an image of Shrek yelling with his mouth wide open. Under the image is the text "eeeeeeeeeeeeee".

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The image contains a black background with the word "MATH" in large white letters at the top and the words "Mental Abuse To Humans" below it in smaller white letters.

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A man in a work uniform is awkwardly mid-step in a store aisle. The text says, "When your shower is too hot and it hits your back."

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The image shows a still of Barack Obama with a bewildered expression, hands raised in a gesture of confusion. The text on the image reads: "When I take 20 people to watch an 18+ movie but they don't let us in."

Inessa :)

Me:get glasses me after looking at my crush

An animated pink character with bulging red eyes and smoke coming out of them, with the text "MY EYES" overlaid on the image.

Inessa :)

The image shows two different photos of Woody from Toy Story. The first photo shows Woody with a creepy grin and the second photo shows Woody engulfed in flames and laughing maniacally. Text at the top of the images reads, "Me after finding someone on gmail who has the same pfp as someone online."

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