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Wade

Zamboni

The image is a panel of six frames. In the first frame, a man is on his hands and knees laughing, with a Zamboni in the background. The second frame shows Deadpool saying, "You're about to be killed by a zamboni." The third frame is a close-up of the man. The fourth frame is Deadpool saying "Tell me where your fucking boss is!" The fifth frame shows a large, empty seating area. The last frame shows an ice rink with the caption "...in five minutes."

The german guy

Haven´t posted in a few months. I will keep posting memes together with @#StayatHome every day :)

The image shows a search result saying "Oxygen was discovered about 1772" and then shows a picture of a patient with an oxygen mask, labeled "Hospitals in 1771". Next to the patient is a bag of Lay's Classic chips.

Lostin Flowers

Helicopters...

The image shows two panels. In the top panel, a large helicopter is carrying two buses. The second panel shows, "9 months later", a smaller, red bus with a rotor on top, flying. The text "LEEMHINE" is on the bottom left.

Wade

Skeletor tips

The image shows Skeletor in two panels. In the top panel, he's giving advice, "Start every phone call with 'my phone is about to die', then you can hang up whenever you want." In the bottom panel, he is walking away and the text says, "Skeletor will return with more introvert tips."

Wade

Neighbor

The image is a four-panel comic strip. In the first panel, a priest at a pulpit says, "Love your neighbor as yourself." In the second panel, a woman waves at a man from her car and says, "Hello neighbor." In the third panel, the woman yells, "You fucking moron." at the man. In the fourth panel, the man yells at the woman, "You worthless piece of human shit."

Wade

COCaine

A cartoon figure with red and white face, big eyes, and a pointy hat appears to be dancing. Next to it, another cartoon figure with a smaller body and a jester hat looks dizzy or dazed. The text says: "POMNI I HAVE SNORTED A SUITCASE FULL OF COKE AND I'M STARTING TO FEEL THE AFFECTS! HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHA"

Wade

A society built on LIES

A box of crayons with the American flag design on it. The text on the box reads: 'the american crayon'. The crayons themselves are also wrapped in the American flag design. The text on the crayons reads: 'Made in Mexico'

Wade

Procrastination

The image shows two Kermit the Frog figures. The first one is the regular Kermit. The second one is Kermit wearing a dark hood. The text above the image is "Me: Just sleep 20 more minutes. Me: How about 30 minutes. Me: Just skip work. Me: Just quit your job."

Galokin

The image shows a four-panel reaction image of Anakin Skywalker and Padmé Amidala. The first panel shows Anakin smiling with text saying "I love beating children". In the second panel Padmé looks happy with the text "in a game right?". The third panel shows a more serious face from Anakin. The fourth panel shows Padmé with a worried look and the text "in a game... right?".

Anonymous

A stick figure pokes a brain with a stick. Text: "C'mon do something. Me in the math exam."

Wade

This won’t end well..

A cartoon character with a big, toothy grin is flying on a balloon over a city skyline with the two towers of the World Trade Center prominently visible.

Anonymous

The image shows text on a black background. The first line reads, "I got a dig bick.". The second line is, "You that read wrong." The third line says, "You read that wrong too."

原田

A woman with curly hair and a pink top is lying on a grey carpet, with text overlayed above and below her. The text on top says "I LOVE YOU" and the text below says "THIS MUCH!"

The Unknown King of Moderation

For you, Wade. where MAKING THIS HAPEN

A distorted, pixelated drawing of a person with a determined expression. The person has spiky black hair, big eyes, and a wide smile with prominent teeth. The person wears a red shirt. Text reads: "For you, Wade. Making this happen."

Chez

I’m just gonna leave this here

A purple sign with the universal symbol for wheelchair accessibility on the left. On the right, the text "Please give this seat to a disabled person" is visible.

Chez

I don’t know why the crowd is so excited, the ring is empty

A photograph shows John Cena standing in a wrestling ring with his arms raised. Behind him a crowd is visible. The sign "Cena" can be seen in the background.

Toast ツ

5 night freddy

A person in a bear costume walks down a hallway. Above the image, the text says, "five night freddy", and below the image says "har har har har har har har har".

Chez

POV girls: Omg my outfit is so cute! The outfit:

A person wearing an over-the-top orange and yellow layered ruffled dress.

Chez

So true

The image shows a white pipe with an orange glow emanating from the bend, as if it is full of lava or something hot. Text above and below the pipe reads: WHEN THE GUY UPSTAIRS ATE TACO BELL

Chez

POV school bathrooms

A fish is sticking head-first out of a toilet bowl. The toilet is white, and the floor is tiled.

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