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Rate my face reveal :)

A selfie of a person wearing a black beanie and a blue hoodie, looking directly at the camera.

A Star Wars Fan

A four-panel meme featuring characters from "The Road to El Dorado." In the first panel, one character tells another, "My chief, we've been tricked." The second panel shows the chief asking, "How so?" The third and fourth panels reveal the punchline: "This meme is a rickroll," with the chief looking surprised.

Anonymous

A text message screenshot with the sender "Cosmo" stating "I gotta tell you something" and then "I'm gay".

John Hancock

me singing the declaration of independence

A portrait of a man in colonial attire, presumably John Hancock, with the caption "Me singing the declaration of independence."

rapboat

JAY-Z ON TOP

A close-up photo features Jay-Z wearing sunglasses with a part of a tweet about him overlayed. The tweet says "Jay-Z should release an album (or mixtape) to show this new generation that he's HIM."

rapboat

A split image showing Pusha T on the left and a bowl of spicy ramen on the right.

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a text message exchange. The sender asks if Alex was picked up from the vet. The response is yes, with a picture of a dog in a strip club. The sender then asks why their dog is in a strip club and the other person replies, "Because he's a good boy."

Heroin Monkey

A photograph shows Mr. Peanut flanked by two police officers. The image is overlaid with a news banner reading, "Local Police Bust A Nut".

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a post on a social media platform. The post compares being a Taylor Swift fan in 2024 to being Jewish in 1938. The post features a picture of Taylor Swift, looking somber, with the caption. Beneath the post, there is a disclaimer from readers pointing out that, unlike Jewish people in 1938, Taylor Swift fans do not face imprisonment or execution.

BOOTY$MACKA

Spongebob Squarepants is seen from behind with a square body and accentuated round buttocks. The text on the image says "Nobody: Twitch Thots:".

Anonymous

Two-panel image with the text "WHAT IF WE KISSED" above a photo of a small toy toad hanging from a red ribbon, and "UNDER THE MISSILE TOAD" below a close up photo of the toy toad with a toy missile strapped to its back, hanging from a red ribbon.

Anonymous

A yellow emoji with a simple smile and eyes, expressing ambiguity. The text reads: "I love this emoji. Is it happy? Is it lowkey pissed? Is it planning to kill you? Is it tired of ur shit? U never know."

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message reads, "Bro I'm on twitter way too much. I'm genuinely obsessed." The second message, in blue, reads, "Why do you have 107 hours on Applebee's?" Above the text messages is a screen time report. Applebee's is listed as the most used app with 107 hours. Twitter is second with 10 hours and 21 minutes. Safari is third with 4 hours and 8 minutes. YouTube is fourth with 1 hour and 26 minutes.

Heroin Monkey

A portrait of William E. Boeing is superimposed over a vintage airplane. Text above Boeing reads, "Snitches get stitches," and his name is below.

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a tweet from NATO that says "@NATO blocked you. You are blocked from following @NATO and viewing @NATO's Tweets". The text above the screenshot reads "Me, hungover: I don't remember what happened last night. Last night:".

Heroin Monkey

In a black and white cartoon, a person pulls a shopping cart full of video games and asks another person "Is that all you're gonna play?" The other person holds a box labeled "My genitals" and replies, "Yes."

Heroin Monkey

A horseshoe crab on a black background surrounded by a pixelated black and white frame with the words "Gently shake the screen. Make the horseshoe crab boogie."

Heroin Monkey

A woman with dark makeup and tattoos is sitting on a bed. She wears a black tank top with the words "Satan loves me" printed on it. Below the picture is a tweet that says, "Stay the fuck away from me."

Heroin Monkey

A tweet that reads: "Burger King and Popeye's having a chicken sandwich war while being owned by the same parent company is the greatest real-life analogy for our modern American political parties."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a meme with three cats and text on a pink and blue gradient background. The text reads: "Masturbation is necrophilia if you're dead inside. ...halt." The first cat is on the left, sitting upright. The second cat, at the top right, wears a police uniform. The third cat is fainter, at the bottom right.

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