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House

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • The image shows three vertically stacked screenshots of Youtube videos featuring Deji. The first video is titled 'How To Break Into A House' with 1M views from 6 years ago, the second is titled 'Fans Broke Into My House' with 2.3M views from 2 years ago. The bottom panel shows the face of a laughing older man.
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    Deportation

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A text message exchange shows a request to buy a card because a coworker's husband was deported. The image below the message shows a greeting card that says "Adios!" with an image of a chihuahua wearing a sombrero. The second text message below the card says "what the fuck is wrong with you?"
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  • Ocean

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A screenshot of a message showing a dolphin-like head and the text: Me: "cums in the ocean." 20 years later in front of my door.  Below this message is another message saying: "I would like you to stop messaging me".
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    Horse

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • The image is split into two parts. The upper part shows a man explaining something with a frantic expression, standing in front of a wall covered with papers connected with red threads. The text says, "Me explaining that a pregnant horse can run faster cause it has two horsepower". The bottom part shows a seal with a bored and unimpressed look. The text says, "My physics teacher."
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  • Flight

    Nateツ · 2 years ago
  • A person on a plane looks sideways with a concerned expression. Text above reads: "me after hearing someone cough on my $8 round trip flight to italy".
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    Cupcake

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • The image shows four items: a brownie, two chocolate cupcakes, two twinkies, and a book cover of "The Communist Manifesto". The text reads "I loved finding these in my lunchbox" and "THE COMMUNIST MANIFESTO KARL MARX AND FRIEDRICH ENGELS".
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  • Racism

    Anonymous · 2 years ago
  • This was my favorite moment in life

    A screenshot of an online chat. User @SETH says "ITS MY CULTURE!??!?!?!?!?!?!" User Quincy says "TACO MUNCHER." User Rip_Chippy says "thats racist". User @Quincy says "TACO MUNCHER". User SETH says "COTTEN PICKER." User Rip_Chippy says "aINT NO WAY" with a skeleton emoji.
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    Kid

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A cartoon scene shows Perry the Platypus wielding a lightsaber against Dr. Doofenshmirtz, who is also wielding a lightsaber. The text above reads: "Gonna tell my kids this was Yoda VS Count Dooku"
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  • Teacher

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • The image shows a meme. The text reads: "Teacher: why are you laughing? Me: Nothing. My brain:" Below the text is an image of Luigi's head overlaid on the shape of the state of Louisiana. The text "Luigiana" is to the right of the image.
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    Wish

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • The meme is a four-panel comic strip. In the first panel, a genie tells a man he has three wishes. In the second panel, the man tells the genie to do the opposite of his next wish and not to fulfill his third wish. In the third panel, the man asks the genie to ignore his first wish. In the fourth panel, multiple system error messages are displayed.
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  • Hippo

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • The meme shows a news headline stating "Hippo swallows 2-year-old whole, then spits him out alive," followed by an image of a hippo with the text "My bad bro" and an image of a Wojak baby with the text "All good."
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    Video Game

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • In a black and white cartoon, a person pulls a shopping cart full of video games and asks another person "Is that all you're gonna play?" The other person holds a box labeled "My genitals" and replies, "Yes."
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  • Dick

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A meme featuring a portrait of John F. Kennedy next to a block of text that reads: "I'm over here stroking my dick. I got lotion on my dick. Rn, I'm just stroking my shit. I'm horny as fuck man. - John F. Kennedy"
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    Guy

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • The image shows text on top, saying 'me: rips up my drawing cause I messed it up' and below another text line 'the guy im tattooing:' with a picture of a skull with an open mouth looking scared.
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  • Ketamine

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • An illustration of a wizard with a staff, seemingly casting a spell. Text overlayed on the image reads: "Me casting a spell of healing on my ally (I'm injecting him with ketamine)."
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    House

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • Four panels show a trollface next to pictures of a house and its interior. The text reads: "My house is 1/4" bigger on the inside that on the outside! Why is it bigger? Why is it bigger? Why is it bigger?"
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  • Son

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A meme shows a text overlay on a video game scene. The text reads, "Me when I told my son no he couldn't have money but then he tells me it's for sports betting (The gambling addiction family tradition has begun)." The scene shows a muscular man with a tie and some blood on his shirt looking down on a metallic creature.
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    Time

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble · 1 year ago
  • A text-based image showing a conversation. The text reads: "Remembering that time in grad school when my advisor, a great ornithologist, got a random call: drunk guy, bar noises in background: IS THIS THE BIRD PROFESSOR? my advisor: um..yes? drunk guy: DO HUMMINGBIRDS HAVE FEET? my advisor: ...yes *wild cheering over phone from bar*"
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  • Perry

    big [fire] balls · 1 year ago
  • A cartoon image shows a character with a long nose and a white lab coat and a sinister grin. The text above him says, "Ah Perry the Platypus, you are too late, I have already activated the Inator that makes everyone in the whole world read this in my voice."
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    Glock

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • The image shows a cartoon of Dr. Doofenshmirtz with a sinister grin. The text above the image reads: "How I feel after using my newest inator (my Glock) to zap (murder) Perry the Playtypus (innocent bystanders) and take over the tri-state area (the alcohol section of the grocery store)."
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