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Stranger

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A cast iron skillet in a dishwasher with yellow and blue bowls. The text overlay reads: "I want to make some strangers on the internet unreasonably mad today, but first I need to put my cast iron skillet in the dishwasher."
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    House

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • Four panels show a trollface next to pictures of a house and its interior. The text reads: "My house is 1/4" bigger on the inside that on the outside! Why is it bigger? Why is it bigger? Why is it bigger?"
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  • Screen

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A close-up, black and white portrait shows a person staring intensely. The text says "Me staring at my red screen after someone shouts 'how did someone get that wrong?'"
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    Procrastination

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • The image shows a young man looking to the left with a puzzled expression. The text reads: "me when i show up to the procrastination competition but my opponent will do it tomorrow."
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  • Dark Humor

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A meme featuring a still image of Lightning McQueen from the movie 'Cars,' with a focused and intense expression on his face. The text above reads: 'when i'm edging in class and my teacher shows a presentation of kids starving in Uganda'. Below the image, additional text states: '(i busted at the part where the kid starved to death)'.
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    Tweet

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A meme showing a Twitter post by Nicki Minaj. The text in the tweet states, "my pussy so wet no child in africa would be thirsty again if i just squirted over the entire continent." Below the tweet is a reaction image of a cat with wide eyes and a shocked expression.
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  • Fish

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A four-panel comic strip shows a person fishing. In the first panel, a fish is on the hook, saying "Ow. This hurts so bad.". In the second panel, the person says "A talking fish! Will you grant my wish?". The third panel shows the fish saying, "I don't have any magic. I can retake Jerusalem tho." In the final panel, the person is replaced with a crusader helmet with the speech bubble saying "What a coincidence."
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    Body

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A skeleton is shown lifting weights, with text overlaid saying 'My body is a machine that turns tiddies into sucked tiddies.'
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  • Door

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A close up of a single eye with a white iris against a black background, looking through a keyhole. The text reads: "The shape shifter staring at my key hole, as he prepares to charge In at the door at full attack, and as I desperately try to prepare and hide and hope that he does not see me. 108.237.328.23 MISSISSIPPI DECEMBER 21, 2036"
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    Slavery

    help me please im being abused · 2 years ago
  • The image is split into two sections. The top section, labeled "Expectation:" shows two characters with text. On the left, a white man says "Get on the boat". On the right, a black man says "Make me". The bottom section is labeled "Reality:". On the left, three enslaved black people are pictured with chains and are crying. On the right, a black man says, "You lost the war so I am going to trade you guys for more European muskets so that I can keep expanding my kingdom and be wealthier." There are muskets pictured as well.
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  • Meme

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A possum is sitting in a trash can with various items around it. The text on the image says, "When your phone suggests deleting old memes to save space. Don't touch my garbage."
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    Meme

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A person is at their computer, typing on the keyboard. Another person is close and saying "Babe, come to bed", and the first person responds in a speech bubble: "Not now. I gotta post memes for my mentally unstable followers."
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  • Fault

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • The image shows an anime girl, Misha, sitting on the floor with prosthetic legs. A dialogue box above her says, "Oh! Sorry, that was my fault." Below it, another box says, "JESUS CHRIST, DID YOUR MOM GIVE BIRTH ON A MINE FIELD?" Another text box at the bottom says, "Misha: "Wahahatch where you're going~!"
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    Meat

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A package of ground beef with a label stating "My name was Jeff. I wanted to live. Your personal choice killed me. Don't eat meat!" next to a picture of a man, presumably named Jeff.
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  • Will

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • The image is a movie poster with the text "DUDE, Where's my will to live". It features two guys on the poster, with Ashton Kutcher in the foreground, looking puzzled. There is a beach in the background with girls.
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    Survival

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A screenshot of a video with a man in the center, with the text "Survival rate of kids in my basement" at the bottom and "3.7%" in the top right corner.
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  • Lawyer

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A monkey's face is looking directly at the camera. The text on the image says, "My lawyer watching me talk my way from a speeding ticket to the death penalty."
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    Valentine's Day

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A dog runs fast on a green field. Text overlay says, "how I run to my bro on Valentine's Day (hopefully hes oiled up already)".
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  • Ketamine

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • An illustration of a wizard with a staff, seemingly casting a spell. Text overlayed on the image reads: "Me casting a spell of healing on my ally (I'm injecting him with ketamine)."
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    Poop

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • The text on the image says: "The dude I pay to stop by once a week to pick up poop in my backyard just realized that I don't have pets."
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