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Heroin Monkey

The image shows crafting recipes for diamond armor in the game Minecraft. The recipes show where to place diamonds to create a helmet, chestplate, leggings and boots.

Heroin Monkey

A tweet shows a user, Maddie, stating, "You can't name a server full of Minecraft youtubers 'the island'." This is followed by a tweet from Quackity that says, "YOU'RE INVITED TO THE ISLAND." A photo shows what appears to be an invitation that says "TOP SECRET".

Lil’ bro

A person with orange hair, a braided orange ponytail, and an orange beard wearing a green t-shirt is looking at the camera. The text above the image reads, "I.... am ALEX".

Lil’ bro

The image shows two screenshots that contrast the critic reviews of the movies "Minecraft" and "Cuties". It points out the apparent double standard in how critics rate movies depending on their subject matter.

Heroin Monkey

A square-headed man is staring intensely. The text reads: "how the cinema worker looks at me when I yell 'water bucket release' and piss all over the family of 4 in front of me."

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Minecraft movie

Jack Black is in front of a Minecraft meme. The text of the meme says: "When ur busts a mine, but she keeps crafting."

Heroin Monkey

A person is digging into a hole with an ax. The hole is designed as a Minecraft cave.

Heroin Monkey

The left side shows an iPhone screen that says "Face ID, Try Again. Try Face ID Again." The right side is a photo of a man with a distorted, square-shaped face, resembling a Minecraft character. He has blocky features, including a square head, eyes, and mouth.

Adolf kitler

The image shows two separate scenes side by side. On the left, there is a picture of two women, one yelling and pointing her finger, with the text "YOU MURDERED YOUR BROTHER!!!". On the right, there is a picture of a white cat sitting at a table looking away, with the text "He murdered my Minecraft dog.".

Heroin Monkey

The image shows two panels side-by-side. On the left is a portrait of a man with a turban, beard, and white clothing. On the right is a 3D-rendered picture of a creeper character from the Minecraft game. The text above them says: "same voice actor".

A Star Wars Fan

The image is a four-panel meme showing how different people would react to a zombie apocalypse. The first panel, labeled 'Normal People,' shows a stick figure running away in fear. The second, labeled 'Gardeners,' displays a peashooter from the game Plants vs Zombies. The third, labeled 'Call of Duty Players,' shows a room with lots of guns and a person sleeping on a bed. The fourth, labeled 'Minecraft Players,' shows a sleeping Shaq with the text 'I sleep'.

Heroin Monkey

The text reads: Calling it now. The Minecraft movie is gonna have a scene where Jack Black gets hit in the balls or something and says "Ack! My cubes!" because he has cubes for balls and the joke is that his balls are cubes.

Adolf Nigler

Steve 'bout to invade Poland

Adolf Nigler

Me when I see unattended 12 year olds...

A white sheep is standing in a boat, which is placed into a hole in a Minecraft game. The sheep is facing a block that is connected to a piston.

A Star Wars Fan

The meme shows a screenshot from the game Minecraft. The Nether, a dark and fiery dimension, is in view, and the flag of the Netherlands is placed in the middle. The meme has the text “Geography teacher: what are you laughing at? Me: Nothing. My brain: Netherlands.”

A Star Wars Fan

The image shows a Minecraft landscape filled with red rocks and a body of water. There are several blocks of TNT laid out in the foreground. The text overlay reads "My microwave stopped working, time to use my pc to cook some beef."

A Star Wars Fan

The image shows several Minecraft characters, including a piglin, a drowned, two wither skeletons, a warden, and a creeper, with the text 'me and the boys about to ruin your hardcore run' above them.

A Star Wars Fan

A man standing next to a whiteboard presents two statements. The first says: "It's okay to play Minecraft with keep inventory on." The second says: "Video games are supposed to be fun, not stressful."

A Star Wars Fan

The image shows two panels labeled "girls" and "boys." In the girls' panel, there are two crying women with the text "I can't believe he didn't cry at the Titanic," and "Do men even have feelings?" In the boys' panel, a "Chad" is contrasted with a screenshot from the Minecraft game, which reads, "Failed to connect to the server. The Hive Java Edition has closed down. Thank you for 8 years of amazing memories! Visit HiveMC.com for more information. We hope to see you on Minecraft: Bedrock Edition. Back to Server List."

A Star Wars Fan

The image displays a four-panel meme with the "expanding brain" format. The first panel shows the text "The earth is flat" next to a small brain. The second panel shows a picture of the earth next to a brain that is slightly more illuminated. The third panel shows a dinosaur next to a brain that is even more illuminated. The fourth panel shows the text "The earth isn't real. We live in a simulation controlled by minecraft redstone engineers" next to a glowing brain.

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