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Heroin Monkey

The left side shows an iPhone screen that says "Face ID, Try Again. Try Face ID Again." The right side is a photo of a man with a distorted, square-shaped face, resembling a Minecraft character. He has blocky features, including a square head, eyes, and mouth.

Adolf kitler

The image shows two separate scenes side by side. On the left, there is a picture of two women, one yelling and pointing her finger, with the text "YOU MURDERED YOUR BROTHER!!!". On the right, there is a picture of a white cat sitting at a table looking away, with the text "He murdered my Minecraft dog.".

Heroin Monkey

The image shows two panels side-by-side. On the left is a portrait of a man with a turban, beard, and white clothing. On the right is a 3D-rendered picture of a creeper character from the Minecraft game. The text above them says: "same voice actor".

A Star Wars Fan

The image is a four-panel meme showing how different people would react to a zombie apocalypse. The first panel, labeled 'Normal People,' shows a stick figure running away in fear. The second, labeled 'Gardeners,' displays a peashooter from the game Plants vs Zombies. The third, labeled 'Call of Duty Players,' shows a room with lots of guns and a person sleeping on a bed. The fourth, labeled 'Minecraft Players,' shows a sleeping Shaq with the text 'I sleep'.

Heroin Monkey

The text reads: Calling it now. The Minecraft movie is gonna have a scene where Jack Black gets hit in the balls or something and says "Ack! My cubes!" because he has cubes for balls and the joke is that his balls are cubes.

Adolf Nigler

Steve 'bout to invade Poland

Adolf Nigler

Me when I see unattended 12 year olds...

A white sheep is standing in a boat, which is placed into a hole in a Minecraft game. The sheep is facing a block that is connected to a piston.

A Star Wars Fan

The meme shows a screenshot from the game Minecraft. The Nether, a dark and fiery dimension, is in view, and the flag of the Netherlands is placed in the middle. The meme has the text “Geography teacher: what are you laughing at? Me: Nothing. My brain: Netherlands.”

A Star Wars Fan

The image shows a Minecraft landscape filled with red rocks and a body of water. There are several blocks of TNT laid out in the foreground. The text overlay reads "My microwave stopped working, time to use my pc to cook some beef."

A Star Wars Fan

The image shows several Minecraft characters, including a piglin, a drowned, two wither skeletons, a warden, and a creeper, with the text 'me and the boys about to ruin your hardcore run' above them.

A Star Wars Fan

A man standing next to a whiteboard presents two statements. The first says: "It's okay to play Minecraft with keep inventory on." The second says: "Video games are supposed to be fun, not stressful."

A Star Wars Fan

The image shows two panels labeled "girls" and "boys." In the girls' panel, there are two crying women with the text "I can't believe he didn't cry at the Titanic," and "Do men even have feelings?" In the boys' panel, a "Chad" is contrasted with a screenshot from the Minecraft game, which reads, "Failed to connect to the server. The Hive Java Edition has closed down. Thank you for 8 years of amazing memories! Visit HiveMC.com for more information. We hope to see you on Minecraft: Bedrock Edition. Back to Server List."

A Star Wars Fan

The image displays a four-panel meme with the "expanding brain" format. The first panel shows the text "The earth is flat" next to a small brain. The second panel shows a picture of the earth next to a brain that is slightly more illuminated. The third panel shows a dinosaur next to a brain that is even more illuminated. The fourth panel shows the text "The earth isn't real. We live in a simulation controlled by minecraft redstone engineers" next to a glowing brain.

A Star Wars Fan

Darth Vader is standing in a smoky red environment with a red light saber in his hand. The text reads: "When you're the first to get full netherite."

Anonymous

A person is looking at the inside of a computer tower while holding a Minecraft Redstone Handbook. The book's cover reads "MINECRAFT The Official REDSTONE HANDBOOK."

A Star Wars Fan

A photo of Mace Windu holding a Minecraft hammer. The text "MACE WINDU" is superimposed on the image.

MEME LORD

A blurry image shows a Minecraft ghast with text overlayed on the top and bottom. The text reads: "SHE GHASTLY" on the top and "ON MY NETHERS" on the bottom.

Anonymous

A screenshot from the video game Minecraft shows the game with a 2D-looking image of a smiling man with a headdress on his head. The image is placed on one of the game's objects (a tree or a block). The text on the image reads: "I installed the wrong Minecraft 💀😭".

Heroin Monkey

The image shows text saying "8 year old me in my room listening to Minecraft parodies while my parents argue in the kitchen:" above a blurry video showing a person dancing in a room.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a 'No Fishing' sign on a wooden post with a person's hands holding a phone in front of it, displaying a fishing scene from the video game Minecraft. The sign reads 'NO FISHING' in large bold letters followed by 'PRIVATE PROPERTY' in smaller print.

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