Seed memes

Why did the black lady give the IRS a mason jar full of watermelon seeds?

Tax credit.

Father: "I don't trust you. You poured your seed in my daughter's belly."

Son: "But Paah, you can't fire me."

Father: "You're lucky you're my brother too, or I'd kill you."

Why couldn't Helen Keller eat her Big Mac?

She was too busy trying to read the sesame seeds.