Worst Jokes Ever

Popular

Difference jokes

Depression jokes

Twin Towers jokes

Little Johnny jokes

Offensive jokes

Michael Jackson jokes

Stephen Hawking jokes

Worst Jokes Ever

Message Memes

✨Jassy✨

Messages
Tristan
Come on, I wasn't THAT drunk
was I?
Edit
Awesome
Dude, in WalMart when the
intercom thing came on you
dropped to your knees and
screamed, "THE LORD HAS
SPOKEN!"

Jazzy💕

Dayum

Messages
I made you.
Mom
Mom stop you are not
funny. You never make
jokes

Anonymous

SafeFit
Alerts other
drivers that
there is a child
in the car
•Features lovable
Sesame Street
characters
•Easily suctions
to inside of rear
e window
or
•Glow-in-dark
message for safe,
nighttime drivi
SESAME STREET
Glow In The Dark
Safety Sign
Tells The World You've Got
A Special Package On Board.
CTW
3-
SESAME STREET
DRIVE SAFELY!
Nothing
Tickles
Me
More!!
SafeFit
*Henson. Sesame Street and the Sesame
Street Sign are registered trademarks
and service marks of CTW.
2+
BUNSHAF
especially
for baby
BABY'S
PHOTO ALBUM
Casino
Eagles

Jazzy💕

My Crush: Sent a message
Me:

Jazzy💕

Not naming any name but yk who u are

When you send a message to a friend who's
online and right after that, they go offline

Anonymous

Text Message
Today 1:54 AM
You a pussy ass nigga
Who is this?
The nigga you robbed
lon do those things wrong
number
Sorry
I'm trying
Get that nigga cuh

Anonymous

Not mine, but still funny

A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message bubble on the left says "i called". The second message bubble on the right says "i watched it ring". Below the second message it says "Read 10:02 AM".

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a text message conversation with KFC. The first message reads "Hello there's something wrong with my chicken", and an image of an oddly shaped piece of fried chicken is shown. The second message from KFC reads "What the fuck".

♢ Shy Dragon ♢

The image shows a text conversation. The first message reads, "I just typed 'finger' with my finger xd". The second message is, "WHAT?". Also, a grey sticker with the text "child slave" is placed above the first text message.

Heroin Monkey

A brown otter stands upright on a grassy field, holding a small stick like a cane. The text above the image says, "You have been visited by the wise traveling otter. He will tell you the secret to learning the truth about WWII without trading your sanity for it, but only if you repost this and say 'Thank you wise traveling otter.'"

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

Jorking my peniys

The image is a screenshot of a tweet by user @Xvstardust_. The tweet text reads: One time I was jorking mine peniys and... Well... Let's just say it got hard...

timmyy

When he shares screen on call

Heroin Monkey

A dog is on top of a raw turkey in a roasting pan. The image is a screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message says "OMG GET DOWN HERE! THOR GOT THE TURKEY!! HE'S HUMPING IT AND SNARLING AT EVERYONE!!!". The second says "My baby's in love!". The third message says "MOM NOT FUNNY! What are we going to do?? We have people to feed!". The last message says "Oh relax, we'll just wash it off and cook it. No one will know."

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a message showing a dolphin-like head and the text: Me: "cums in the ocean." 20 years later in front of my door. Below this message is another message saying: "I would like you to stop messaging me".

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a tweet from user @blockeveryacct that reads "maryland has fallen" above a screenshot of a public safety alert for Thanksgiving. The alert urges people to wear a mask, social distance, get tested and remember Maryland.

mal

A screenshot of a text message exchange with two people. The first person initiates with "oooo yayyyy" and "hey babe" followed by "Hey what baby?". The second person replies with "do you know what numbers better than 69?". The first person replies "What?" and the second responds with "88". The first person asks "Oooo. Whys that?" The second person responds with "cus you get ate twice". The first person says "Ooo thats good" and both follow with "ahahahahaha" and "Hahahahaha".

Anonymous

Ignore line & ovals

The image is a screenshot of a Facebook post. The post is a lengthy text about Islamic terrorism. The text includes a fictional dialogue that is supposed to be a parody of a conversation about terrorism. The fictional dialogue begins with a claim that the terrorists were told to act by holy texts. The fictional responses include blaming social and geopolitical reasons, accusing the terrorists of not being true Muslims, and even accepting blame for causing the terrorism.

The Unknown King of Moderation

The image shows two sides of a text message conversation between two people, with the text "No one: 11 yr old relationships:" above them.

Chexers

A screenshot of two text messages from "Grandma". The first message, sent 1 minute ago, reads: "Why are you posting on Facebook about not having nut in November?" The second message, sent now, reads: "If you developed a nut allergy I need to modify my recipes. Call me back."

原田

The image shows a chat interface. At the top, the text reads: "How fast do you reply? Me:". Below this there are three grey dots indicating the other person is writing a reply. On the right side there is a message that reads "You replied to" followed by a set of three grey dots and the text "HAHAHA". The bottom of the image shows icons for different chat functions.

1
2
3