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Heroin Monkey

A man wearing a balaclava and camouflage clothing stands in a grassy field holding a rifle. Above him is text that reads: "Definitely do not soak a bag of flour in diesel fuel and let it dry for a day or two. And then, by no means, do NOT insert a firecracker into the diesel flour dough. That's redneck C4 and is super duper dangerous."

Anonymous

A screenshot of a tweet that reads: "I hate it when I say 'suck my dick' and people say 'Oh but you don't have a dick,' you fools. Blithering idiots. I mean my soul dick. My metaphorical penis. I don't have a physical penis protruding from my body but the aura is there. Suck my spirit dick, peasant."

Rizzey rizz face

Dang

Cosmo the Intern

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a page from a diary with hand-written text and a small drawing of a person on a couch looking dejected.

Toast ツ

you mean me?

A man with blood on his face and head is pointing to himself while looking at the camera. In the background there are two other people. The man is wearing a black jacket with a patch on it. The scene is on a street.

ιdᥲtᥱ ˖°𓇼🌊⋆🐚🫧

Tf you mean Kevin heart was at a Diddy party 😕

A drawing of a person with pointy ears, messy hair, and a small crown. Their eyes are closed, and they are sweating with a spiral cloud over their head. To the right, another character with long hair appears with a star nearby.

Blach66.1

A man with a shocked expression and hands on his head is shown below text that states that anyone can use the n-word if the goal is equality.

⭐️🌙✨SUNNA AHMAD✨🌙⭐️

Me all the time :

The image shows a yellow lightbulb character with a mustache and a box in its mouth, holding a pie. The text reads: "When your friends call you 'weird' and you have to act like you don't know what they mean."

sonicjokesmemesandposts

if i had 8 good women what does that mean

A screenshot of a text explaining a calculation. The text states that, according to Kanye West, one good girl is worth a thousand bitches, and according to Lil Wayne, bitches are cheap. The text calculates that, therefore, one good girl is worth $8.33. It refers to this as a 'basic equation substitution method' and 'could be a SAT question'

Heroin Monkey

A tweet that says, "America so weirdddd, what u mean u live in Massivehugetits."

Pankake

Dear explain bear, so please don’t say anything rude please, but what do you think about Christianity. I do not mean to ask questions

A digital painting of a sunset with a dark red sky fading into yellow near the horizon. A large white circle is in the upper-left corner, representing the moon, and small white dots are scattered throughout the sky, representing stars. The bottom of the image is a black solid area.

Heroin Monkey

The image is a three-panel cartoon. In the first panel, Taylor Swift is at a meeting table and says, "I need a new song!". In the second panel, three people are giving her suggestions: one says "Breakups!", another says "All men suck!" and the last one says "Something with meaning?". The third panel shows a close-up of Taylor and the man who suggested "something with meaning", who is sitting at a desk in an office. In the background, multiple stick figures are jumping from a building. The text "memecenter.com MemeCenter" is in the bottom right of the image.

Cupツ

OOp -_- fr

A screenshot of a text message exchange. One person asks, "What are you doing?" The other replies, "Laying in bed." The first person asks, "Just laying in bed, nothing else?;)" The other replies, "I'm drinking wine." The first person asks, "What would you do if I was in bed next to you?" The other replies, "Drink my wine." The first person says, "LOL, I mean if the wine wasn't there!" The other replies, "Go buy wine."

ADHD autist

Cleverbot being honest and a bit confused. 😂

A screenshot of a chat with Cleverbot. The conversation goes like this: It's okay, most people do feel like they're mean sometimes, even if they're not. Well good night! It's 2:40 pm. Here it is 11:17. I need filter when I speak, because I can be unintentionally rude sometimes. I'm just too honest. That's fked. How do I know who is you and who is me?

KIM💬

OMG I DID NOT MEAN TOO

The image shows a close-up view from below the chin of a person with long, curly brown hair and a plaid shirt. The camera appears to be angled upwards from below the face, and a neutral gray background fills the upper two-thirds of the frame. A tiny portion of a text in white on dark background is visible in the bottom right corner of the image with "LOVE YOURSELF!" written.

Heroin Monkey

Are you out of mind!
Why do you carry those bricks!
Now is bedtime!
I'm tryna get like you
mama I mean you got
them airbag titties
like hubba hubba
honk honk type shitt
wanna know what it
feels like to carry
around all that
weight you been
carrying around all
your life I mean at
least since you was 14
not that I would've
been into it at that
age I'm just sayin like
you got them
bazooka bubble
breast and I'm tryna
chew on that
experience got me
bricked up fr fr

timmyy

A screenshot of a Discord chat between two users. The first user, with the name Doll, admits to being hypersexual and horny. The second user initially responds with understanding, but then states that they were thinking of the first user while they were having these feelings. The first user responds with "That's bad."

hayden green

quit comical

Emma Stan

lol

A three-panel image shows a conversation between three characters. The first panel depicts a woman with a headband asking, "Are you...one of those CHALLENGERS?". The second panel shows a young man saying, "Um, the doctor said I could be on the spectrum." The third panel shows a man with a black headband saying, "I DON'T KNOW what that is, but, on, all of it means, all time!" An American flag can be seen in the background of the first panel.

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