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Sooploosh MacSchnibble Β· 2 years ago

    • Jorking my peniys

    The image is a screenshot of a tweet by user @Xvstardust_. The tweet text reads: One time I was jorking mine peniys and... Well... Let's just say it got hard...
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    Heroin Monkey Β· 1 year ago
    • A tweet from user @papiko_114514 on a dark background. The tweet reads: "It's unfair how easy it is for men to diet 😑😑. Masturbate ↓ About 2g of semen come out ↓ Masturbate 500 times per day ↓ Lose 1kg. Wouldn't you lose 10kg if you'd continue this for 10 days??? 😑😑". Below the tweet, it says "3:55 PM Β· 2019/02/13 Β· Twitter for iPhone".
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    Troy Adams Β· 8 years ago

    • A guy is at home and he's about to go get a physical at the doctor's office. When he gets there, the doctor says, "Brian, you're going to have to stop masturbating." He asked the doc why? The doc said, "So I can examine you!"

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