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Nintendo Fan · 1 year ago

Four people are holding up signs that should say "Will you marry me?" but are out of order. The text above the image says "They had one job." A user commented below the image, "They are not asking."

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Princess

Cahyani Ambara · 3 years ago

Reasons

The meme contrasts Elsa with Snow White, Ariel, Aurora, Cinderella, and Merida. Elsa, with her serious expression, states, "You can't marry a man you've just met." while the others seem to be in distress or have made rash decisions regarding relationships. Merida says "So I'll tell them the wedding's off then!"

Dust

Willy b · 2 months ago

A photograph of a woman with dark hair in an updo alongside a humorous, nonsensical obituary for "Brenda Tent." The text describes her retiring from living at the "age of old," being a librarian from birth, married to her high school, and being a literal bird. It ends by stating her funeral will be held in 1977 in heaven and asks for people to send her "more life" instead of flowers.

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History

Heroin Monkey · 11 months ago

A green background with a laughing Pepe the Frog image on the left. On the right, text compares 'Chinese history' to 'European history.' Chinese history is described as 'Chao Ling takes power; 247 million perish.' European history is described with a long, convoluted sentence about a noble marrying his half-sister, triggering a war between two other elaborately named figures, and establishing a small tax haven.

Breakup

𝓼𝓸𝓷 𝓰𝓸𝓴𝓾 · 2 years ago

A screenshot of a text message exchange. The conversation starts with "Baby listen...", followed by "Say baby <3", then "Let's breakup". The sender replies "I wanted to say this from a long time ago, I thought it may hurt you, but you also feel the same let's breakup then, bye." The final message is "And marry <3 <3".

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Islam

Willy b · 1 month ago

The meme shows Bart and Lisa Simpson standing outdoors with blank or concerned expressions. Top text: "WHY DO MUSLIMS MARRY THEIR COUSINS?". Bottom text: "SO THEIR KIDS WILL BE RETARDED ENOUGH TO BE MUSLIMS."

Shrek

Heroin Monkey · 7 months ago

A cartoon illustration shows Shrek, a green, ogre-like character, wearing a wedding dress adorned with insect patterns and a purple suit, holding a cactus bouquet. He stands next to a crocodile dressed in a patterned robe, holding a book, appearing to officiate a wedding. The text below reads: "Shrek decided to marry whatever this thing is. No priest would officiate because God hated Shrek for being alive, so they used a crocodile."

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Tomato

Cahyani Ambara · 3 years ago

Do NOT buy a tomato EVER again

A cartoon drawing of two characters in a supermarket. One character is looking at tomatoes with an amazed face, saying "wow look at this tomato, it's so red". The other is next to her blushing and says "marry me".

Marriage

Anonymous · 9 years ago

Marriage is like a deck of cards.

In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond.

By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.